BALLS OF STEEL THREAD

BALLS OF STEEL THREAD.
ITT WE POST OUT REAL NAME AND A SECRET THAT NO ONE IRL KNOWS.
> ME
MATTHEW BRANSTON, UK
I ONCE MASTURBATED INTO MY AUNTS DRINK AND WATCHED HER DRINK MY CUM.

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nypa

John Cena

>I once wrestled a newborn in a pool and was almost overtaken by him.

>I...killed him...buried at 1241, East Main Street, Stamford, CT 06902, United States under the pavement in the driveway.

Cleared my conscience.

John Jones (not kidding)
In high school, I only beat up on kids half my size. It made me feel like I was the center of attention and in control.

I am ruining Europe and especially Germany... It's a slow genocide by mass immigration, cause the "new people"s reproduction rate is much higher than the one of the natives.

Angela Merkel

James Alexander, US
Fucked a girl at a party while she was passed out drunk.

Richard Elliot

I honest to God love white women because I want the white race gone.

I. P. Stones
I crack urinals.

I'm 30 and I only ever fucked with prostitutes

Michael Jordan, Bromley, London, UK, Europe.

I gay

Hugh Mungus

I am above average size

mike mayworth

i lied about my name

Leopold II of Belgium.

I killed a bunch of niggers.

Rebecca, UK, not brave enough for a surname

I was raped

Do people actually believe this or are you just being an edgelord faggot

Are you the one who was in those threads earlier?

Maarten Wouters, Belgium
I once put my fingers into a passed out drunk girl's vagina while everyone was watching.

I'm pretty sure it's Leopold III who did that

Nope. That was me.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

Yes

Steve Irvin

I love stingrays (anal)

Jeff Sessions

I lied to congress...a couple of times.

Oh cool. Won't bother you with any more questions but thanks for being so open. Those were good threads with you and that other chick. Good luck with everything.

Jeremy Meier, Germany

I once came inside a chick with no protection and I pretended it was an accident even though I have a serious creampie fetish

>voluntarily giving up your wizard powers

Not your personal army.

Not going to destroy Matthew Branston for you, faggot.

Wat atate?

Thanks. Was there a third one? Left at bump limit

Tits or get the fuck out

Nah ended with the second one. Didn't get a chance to thank you two. Haven't seen the other one around.

Eliott Rodger
I resent women for not wanting to have sex with supreme gentlemen such as myself. They would rather love brainless neaderthals. Demons.

Not gonna say. In the Midwest.

nick belles, NY

one time I let my dog lick my cock and balls and I came

No problem, glad folk got something outta it

Lakota Hatcher, US
I used to have sex for weed

I contacted Matthew Branston via Facebook. He replied and thanked me for the screenshot of this thread.

He said that he's pretty sure he knows who you are Op, He said that you got friendzoned by his girlfriend and are buttmad about it.

Hans Günter schubert calau

Sure you did. You found the one guy with that name in the UK.

>MATTHEW BRANSTON, UK

lmgtfy.com/?q=MATTHEW BRANSTON, UK

There are 9 dudes with that name.

Douglas R.

Love fingerfucking my ass

I found 14. I sent them all a screenshot and a link.

It wasn't hard. It only took about 3 minutes.

/thread

And the right one responded in like 5 minutes to some random internet fuck and could recognize a dude from that vague post. Totally believable.

My name is victor and i am still thinking about a girl named diana despite having a girlfriend. I also watched a man die and did nothing.

I am Jennicks Rajiah,

I will change the world.

I'm a cop in upstate NY and I killed a guy once in self defense when he came at me with a hatchet.

Chris Poole. I created a forum to discuss animoo and ended up creating the alt-right and dooming all of Western culture by getting an actual fascist elected to high office.

>Tyler1
>America
>I only have Macayla so people won't think I'm gay

Kurt cobain.
I'm not actually dead, i just faked my death and moved to cuba to escape my wife.

Screenshots or it didn't happen

You monster

Lars Aukland
Going to far leftists/antifa websites and forums to spark up as much rage as i can, when Milo was first demonstrated against by antifa it was me that sparked that demonstration by being the first saying how bad he was, that he was a racist, etc, you know the buzzwords and that "we" should be there and beat up those fascist scums.
Now i sit back and laugh as antifa has become more hated than neo-nazis in the eye of the public

Jeff Mangum
Used a time machine to go back to Holland in 1945 to take Anne Frank back to the current year and married her.

All the historical women to marry, why her? I can think of some way better historical qts.

GTFO. Jeff is god and deserves respect.

Because I read her diary and cried

Richard. Los Angeles. In love with my best friend.

Fucking kek
Sadly its the truth

My name is Kevin. I am the leader of a satanic cult. I locked him in his mind. I'm a fast fuck and I can feel my arteries clogging as karmic retribution for my sadistic crimes against innocent indigo children. I am also a rapist.

Cyris Geary. I tried to fuck my sister when she was 11. She slept naked at the time, so when the was asleep I came in amd took my clothes off and got in bed with her. She could feel my dick against her ass and told me to get out. Nobody ever found out.

...

Beautiful album idc if it sounds gay and hipster to say so

>1241, East Main Street, Stamford, CT 06902

I tried to overdose on it back when I was 17. When I went to a charity event and someone covered two headed boy I almost fucking cried

Tom Becker

I flashed my little sister and her friend at 16, her and her friend were 13

Definitely sounds like you have a close connection to the album

Glad you're not dead user

>Implying that is not what is exactly happening.

hi, I'm [friend's name] and I once [something untrue]

Pretty accurate

Story tiem

Andy Kaufman, Yukon Canada. Once faked my own death.

Peter Hans
fucked my neighbors dog (sorry Paul)

I want the story behind this, please.

ITT: retards doxx themselves and let Sup Forumsastards narc them out for true lulz

bill hicks I faked my own death for a lucrative future tv career.

you fkn rapist!

Quads don't lie.

I honest to God do not identify with Neo-Nazis, am generally well liked, have public influence, and silently desire a holocaust not based on genetic pseudo-theories, but degeneration of abstract socio-political structures.

Hope you die seriously.

>hi, I'm [friend's name] and I once [something untrue]

I'm that dude that eats ass and kicks bubblegum

Don't be jealous you don't have a little sister and friend to flash.

Yeah I'm jealous of you being a total degenerate. You literally should be extracted from the gene pool. Fucking queer.

No regrets

Explain.

Chews.

Are you confused user? You do realize where you are right now? A dude who flashes his little sister and her friend is far from a degenerate on here.

Dick Kickem

Decently normal for a regular Sup Forumsgoer, actually, no joke.

AND I"M ALL OUT OF ASS

What a strange name for a dog,paul.lol

doesnt help thats youre a shape changing alien

One of my favorite videos currently

Once sucked a guy off in the TGI Friday's parking lot.

I know where I am. Just specifically hate incest degeneracy.

Die newfag die

What if it's consensual?

That's me

Did Hitler do anything wrong?

Yes he did, he gased the Jew's you stupid shit

Lol, still believing in the holocaust, how fucking retarded are you.