>date a funny and cute girl
>she invites you to her home
>she puts this on
what do?
Date a funny and cute girl
Brody Nguyen
Blake Hughes
Just keep sucking her dick
Matthew Reyes
>be rape
Hunter Thomas
Bend her over and fuck the silliness out of her.
Jacob Russell
ask her to do a willicopter
Jordan Campbell
Have a sword fight
Thomas King
good boy
you will lose
Mason Williams
grab it and swing her around by it. faster and faster we would go, destroying ornaments and furniture and everything else she came into contact with. a real mess
Henry Thomas
look for the other girl that must be present.
Zachary Jackson
Get the champagne bottle I was keeping in my rectum to make room for her
Juan Garcia
that's so sweet and romantic
Connor Miller
post all ya got my dude
Josiah Davis
Turn 360° and walk away.
Brayden Cox
turn 360° ? You're not going far before she catch you
Ethan Thomas
Assume the position, start happing, and try not to laugh your ass off while she starts doing all this:
Daniel Bailey
Welcome to Sup Forums, newfriend.
Kayden Cooper
'Baby, i'm down for whateva, but we gotta take our time workin up to that.'
William Green
Blond ruining it... I'm out unless your black hair friend come back !
Nathan Long
...
Dylan Anderson
>what do?
Pic related.
Jack Howard
Mine is bigger.
Hudson Nguyen
Logan Campbell
Bend over and accept my bloody painful fate...
Ethan Sullivan
Get lube and lots of it
Kayden Cooper
>bitches be crazy
>now add the power of the penis
oh my god
Christian Reyes
maybe this one will fit inside you better?
Lucas Adams
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Christopher Harris
>t.mudslime or whiny possessive child from Sup Forums?
Caleb Ward
Damnit Ryu.
Leo Garcia
>you haven't even taken me out to dinner yet.
Brayden Green
kneel and start licking, delicately, looking into her eyes the whole time, hoping she'll be distracted and satisfied with some oral sluttery
Connor Reyes
ask her for this webms
Wyatt Collins
...
Gavin Cox
Be happy i trained for a while and accept her into my ass.
Austin Ross
Judging by that face I won't be surprised if she's packing a real one.
Brody Green
post about it on Sup Forums
amiright OP?
Angel Phillips
Strip, then beg her to pull out my plug id been secretly wearing and fuck my ass.
Carson Jackson
Good boy
Wyatt Campbell
Got tricks for lube alternatives or how to clean my asshole tips for anal ;)
Carson Jones
lol If I heard a chick talking like that I would die laughing
Ethan Reyes
I would drop down to all fours and take it
Christian Hill
Call Frank...
Jacob Reyes
absolutely
James Edwards
We came back from a pub ? I would offer to be her private urinal for the rest of the night
Julian Perry
Know lube alternatives fingering techniques and how to clean assholes for anal ;)
Elijah Reed
thank jesus christ
Jose Roberts
that's very gentleman of you
Nathan Walker
Anything she tells me to
Ryan Brooks
sauce?
Lincoln Reed
My gf and I discussed pegging. She really wanted to try it so I suggested she go on an adult toy site and pick one out. She actually picked out a monster like the one in OP's pic.
I had to talk her down to something reasonable.
Logan Brooks
How did the conversation come up? I think my gf might be into it but too afraid to ask
Angel Torres
She is so perfect, i wish i could find a girl like that.
Train me like a little slut.
Landon Perez
Anyone know who this is?
Lincoln Foster
Cameron Flores
Neigh.
Dominic Howard
Goddess Eris
Jordan Adams
would you let her lock you?
Parker Reyes
Neat, thanks user.
Easton Phillips
samefag
Ayden Lopez
Anything for those eyes
Samuel Murphy
We were watching a show on sexuality and they mentioned pegging. She said she thought it was kind of hot, the whole "role reversal" thing.
We have always been a bit kinky so I said I might be down for it. When she confirmed she would be too I told her to go on Adam & Eve (our go-to site since they have a store in the next town) and pick something out.
Noah Carter
She's still getting bent over and fucked, just with a gigantic black dildo limping pathetically off her crotch.
Robert Perez
Mentally prepare myself for a life of incontinence cause I'm taking all of it for that hottie
William Thompson
"Now I could go for domming another girl together, but I'm not that kind of sub."
Dominic Russell
that shit's retarded
it was retared the first time I saw it twenty years ago, and its still retarded now that its' a fad on /b
Brandon Hughes
fuck you asshole.
Jose Smith
You fucking nigger.
Evan Brooks
I would just look at her and say ok let's do it babe.
Also very nice outfit.
Owen Phillips
NOPE NOPE DO NOT WANT
Cameron Sanchez
>let her
Where's the fun in that? Make sure he drinks more than you before you take him home, get him nice and exhausted in bed, and sneak it into him while he's sleeping.
If he cops an attitude, show him your collection of pictures from the night before.
Kayden Allen
roll
Thomas Ward
rollin
Caleb Ward
Challenge her to a cock fight. Whoever loses takes it in the butt. Then purposely lose the fight.
Levi Jones
goddamnit you just had to post the latex catsuit
>tfw black shiny tight is my kryptonite
Depends on how often I get unlocked for tease time.
Uh oh, looks like you've been found out!
Andrew Stewart
isnt this the plot of a crash bandicoot game on the ps2?
Adrian Adams
Let her violate me, then once she realizes the smell of gasoline coming from my anus propel myself forward with my sphincter muscles throwing a match behind myself as I make my escape.
Gavin Roberts
...
Camden Reyes
If shes so funny then this is obv a joke
roll
Lincoln Rivera
...
Justin Garcia
>obsessing over the lowest-tier amateur domme who just shills herself on reddit all day
Get some better taste, preferably someone who doesn't do le zany kuhRAYzee ebin femdom face >:) in every picture
Lincoln Thompson
mmm yes, brap on my face m'lady
Carter King
Aw yeah. Too bad it fits her arms like shit.
Jackson Reyes
>this whole thread will just be some lonely faggot wanting to be fucked by plastic
Sup Forums is ded
Jack Taylor
That's because it's PVC instead of actual latex. About the best you can expect from a low budget bitch
Eli Parker
Lol user reee for me some more
Jaxon Sanders
timetooilup.jpg
Aiden James
Lube it up
Easton Long
Marry her.
Michael Torres
...
David Watson
Fucking faggots...
Carson Ortiz
Reminds me of 1992 catwoman.
Nolan Morris
This is not normal
Kayden Roberts
says who?
Gavin Taylor
It is for subs. I'm not even sure if they can feel pain or just fake it.
Charles Parker
Her quivering voice rocks mah balls!!!
Cameron Ward
Wheres is the pleasure in taking something that big up your ass? Its all pain.
Jonathan Torres
Why does it have to be pleasurable?
Charles Murphy
put mine on and then cock fight
Eli Jackson
roll
Benjamin Sullivan
I'd ask her if she wanted to dig up mummies with me.