Hello citizens of Earth.
My name is Perfect Cell and I will destroy the Earth, only dubs, trips and quads can stop me, but you puny humans don't have the power level to do that.
Send me your best challengers and I shall prove that I am PERFECT in every way possible.
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Puny human, a cat can't compare to ultimate PERFECTION!
It's Krillen Time boys
Nope...
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Yamcha reporting for duty
You were very close boy, but you're still green, send me your father instead
SON GOKU
The famous senzu bean duo carriers
Hmph..... You'll Have to get though me first cell.
Lets do this
hehe xd
Im son goku
Are you holding back your true strength?
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Cell! I Won't Ever Forgive you!
It appears that the only true enemy for me is myself
Die
Heh, I'm just getting warmed up
Ah Son Goku, you were only an instrument for me to test my own PERFECT skills
He man
Pathetic
What faggotry is this?
Oh look, it's the Prince of all 3 Saiyans, waiting for Goku, I see?
Heeeeeeeeeeeee
You Arn't Much after all cell.
Something from Sup Forums long gone
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It
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Lets do it
Hold my beer
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Quite contrary, I'm much more than you can take
HEY!! That was pretty close Vageta
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y hello
EFG here
Easy there
I read that in perfect cells Abridged voice
But I think it's time we took this to the next level
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Haduken!!!!
KaMeeee
asdf;lkj
Hameeeee
Ill wreck your world, Cell!
Checked
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HAAAAAAAAAA
Oh fuck, that's game
IMPOSSIBLE
Guys, I think EFG is Mr. Satan!
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Nice dubs
what is this anime bullshit?
I fuc u boodie
Imposter
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BARK!
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banana to the rescue!!1
No, you don't understand!
Fucking hell, Bannana and EFG....who would have guessed?
How about 666666 cat?
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GET OUTTA HERE BEE!!
Fuuu-sion! Haaaaaa!
I think I'll call this form Ka-goi Ghool Scirl. Yeah, that really rolls off the tounge.
My name is Ka-goi Ghool Scirl and I'm here to chew ass and kick cum and I'm all outta cum. Now Cell, show me what you can do!
you made mew cry for this i can not forgive you you insolent bug
now be gone
Did someone call for an exterminator? I heard there was a bug problem
fucking faggot ass cat
Bleh
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You're not even worth of an exeterminatus, mutant. Face Sly Marbo!
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That's pretty fucking racist, m8. He's part namekian and all, but we don't call them bugs anymore. They're more like vegetables.
Hey, why are saiyans named after veggies if namekians are more like veggies? Do you think it has to do with Frieza and it's family destroying their cultural history and trying to make them feel just like every other race? Cause it's clear that they were controlling things on planet Vegeta from behind the scenes for quite a while before the eventual collapse. it could have been a long term demoralization campaign to force the saiyans to go by terms of things so lowly that they're eaten without a second thought.
Anyone else have thoughts on this
also
>check em
I am the strongest man on Earth! I will defeat you with ease!
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do you want to join the rocket man?
You will bow to me, Cell
And what's up with the Satan family? Are they devils because of Hercules willingness to lie and cheat to get ahead? he takes credit for Goku and the gang's saving the world at least for the Cell and Buu arcs, but kinda totally changes as a character after good Buu starts living with him. Is catering to an eternal man-child supposed to be his hell/atonement? And how is the 'Devil' anagram that makes Videl's name fitting to her as a character?
No one else down to dissect DBZ?
whatever. epic trips get
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