Things you had trouble with as a kid that your adult brain was able to figure out.
>be me
>be 10
>playing Stronghold
>first mission with the Wolf attack
>That knight rapes my ass every time
>Play again 10 years later
>Realize I sucked because I didn't build more than one fletcher/tanner
>Build a bunch and get a shit ton of crossbowmen
>Rape the knight that raped me as a child
>feels good man
nigga fuck you
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Who's fucking me?
OwO what's this?
The difference between left and your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post in 5 minutes.
That was a bad ass game
If someone's 10 in 1995 but 15 in 1990 your mother will die in her sleep
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fuck you nigger
what a fucking retard
I am prod of you.
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>be kid in car
>radio is on
>"police are hunting for Peter Files "
>wtf did he do
>forgot for years
>remembered as adult
>ohhhhhh
Wow I can totally remember that this kinda stuff happened to me...I will be thinking of an example but it's cool to hear these stories!
>Peter Files
fucking kek
>cool to hear these stories
>literally one story was posted when you typed this up
bot?
You faggot.
Yeah now I remember...
>be me
>be like 6 years old
>big fat cousin Italina cousin you barely know gives you Gameboy
>turn on the gameboy
>not working
>throw it away with the other stupid games
2 years later
>be me looking through all the shit in my room
>find fat ass gameboy
>notice it had batteries and change them
>play Pokemon Red
>finally reach the fat Snorlax
>can't get trough
>fuckthis.jpg
7years later
>find old Gameboy again
>restart the game and reach snorlax
>realize u had to use the fucking flute
>realize you are becomming more intelligent
>life-goal.jpg!
>tfw I never really got the craze with pokemon
Maybe because I was just a little shit at the time, but I missed the whole game crazy. Watched the show and had some cards, but never got into the games. Tried a few years ago with Red because that's what I had, but just didn't care.
I remember when I found out some of my friends had the game at home (we didn't use to bring our videoges outside) and it was cool seeing that we both knew like every single thing about the game
tfw i literally just googled this to see who Peter Files was
Here's one
>be me 7 years old
>be outside with usal friends and this new girl who we all just met
>girl is bragging about having 5 gamecubes and other stuff
>nobody believe's her
>her mom pops out
>she asks her to tell everyone she's not lying
>mom says it's true
Holycow.jpg
>everyone starts praising her and try to become her friend
>go home and tell mommy about the new girl
>mom doesn't believe it
>'but ever her mom said so'
>'maybe she was lying'
Ohhhh.jpg
That they I realized even Adults could lie
don't come to Sup Forums tomorrow
Oh shit I wrote they instead of day
I think this is a lie
why would someone lie on the internet? fucking newfag
Heh.
Trips don't lie. Replying to be safe.
I had trouble with people beating me up. But I grew up to be 6'5". No one starts shit with me now.
Although on the inside Im the size of a small squrriel confidence wise. Still snagged me a pretty wife because Im tall and had a son with her....thanks nature!