Risk

Starting when 5 players join

READ THE RULES, ESPECIALLY ON UGLY BORDERS

UGLY BORDERS WILL BE PENALIZED TO SHIT

Starting when 5 players join

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Dark Blue
STRAYA
Start in Helsiknki, Finland

Red
Spartan Empire
Greece.

Austrian Empire, Purple, Austria

>Light Blue
>Muscovy Empire
>Start in Moscow

>Jerusalem
>Crusader States
>Gold

The Trump Reich
Orange
Start me in Berlin, Germany Please.

>Grey
>Großdeutsches Reich
>Berlin

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everyone has a cool RP name but you

i'll make sure to sneak in some penalties against you when you dont notice dont worry cunt ;))

Punic Republic grey Tunis

Start me in Hamburg if Berlin is unavailable.

its 2:30 and tired asf with face filled with vegemite

Trip

Forgot my name, sorry OP.

>The Confederacy
>Grey
>West Africa

Grey is taken, darme blue

kek.
I thought it was called Vegemite

Dark Green since Grey is taken.

I meant dark blue

Reikiavik

SPANIARD PISS OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEE DARK BLUE IS MEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck, i meant Marmite.
man im an idiot.

marmite is shit m8

START

Fill Austria

I thought they were the same thing.

==Diplomacy Proposal==
Sparta alliance?

Just keep on expanding

shit also go upwards into finland

move north and take the rest of Greece.

Expand into the North.

Capture Telaviv and then Haifa

Invade Orange, Germany belongs to Germans!

Straights?

Shit. Sorry Straya its been a long day.
Whichever color OP

fill iceland

Fill as much land in Tunis as I can

lol no

>Bluey Purply colour
>Start in Paris
>French Empire
Danke

Start annexing south. In the general direction of Nürnberg.

You can roll now

Start in Ankara, brown. Name is Blattellia.

Don't you know, anime makes gay tovarisch?

Fuck why did I read it like that

You're having a stroke, user.

You can roll

Thankyou, expand towards the wheat please.

Gayness is a Scandinavian disease.

Здpaвcтвyйтe тoвapищи pyccкиe!

Хoтeли бы вы coюзник?

Sure, i agree on an alliance.

Shit

Fill Western Anatolia and take Istanbul.

Empire of poland
Yellow
Start in warsaw

>Brown
>Start in Lisbon
>WE WUZ Empire

Alliance my fellow Germanic brother?

would you be interested in a NAP

MUPDATE 2

Adolf sends a surprise ambush against the Trump empire, crippling it and taking Berlin

Count your bonus or I probably won't count it

Also reminder that you can reinforce territories, making them twice as hard to conquer (something people often forget)

This seems like it could last a while, will OP keep this spanning several threads?

anyone want alliance/NAP?

Probably

Continue expanding north up the coast and towards Fes

Continue North into finland,
We cool Moscovy? Dont come close and i wont come close?

Take Haifa and then expand to take Damascus

Keep on expanding

attack scottish isles

Fortify Paris and the wheat, then expand towards Calais please.

Gayness is a Scandinavian disease.

Just speak English on here. Also ok, alliance is fine with me.

take crete use whatevers left to move north.

What does a NAP even do? But yeah, sure.

We agree not to attack each other.
(At least for right now)

Fucking hell Adolf, why can't we be friends? We both want a superior race to be led to victory. Oh well. Continue towards Nürnberg please.

Take that city to the west, spills to fill Tunis

tsk tsk of course Germans don't know how NAPs work

>Molotov-Ribbertrop Pact

Take Istanbul. Then fill Anatolia.

Fill Austria
Sure

DISCUSSING STRATEGY IN FOREIGN LANGUAGES IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN

12 spill

Close, but it should be "хoтитe быть coюзникaми?"

I am allowed to get St. Petersburg without any Winter War, correct?

youtu.be/_R8viSgLTVM
can i ally now

Fill as much of Normandy and Northern France as possible. Thankyou.

I shame my parents with my Russian too much :(

Invade Orange, if spills then expand into Germany.

Haha funny jock, tovarisch.

He said Good day, comrade (russian?)!
Do you want union?

Atleast that's the best I can translate it to.

>Do you want union?
That is strategy

This version of the song is heretic. Don't let yourself be fooled.

He asked for alliance basically, I said yes. Other thing is merely a greeting.

Yes. I told him to speak in English. See:

>Pali, check'em

Yeah I know, just assumed you wanted to know what they said.

Why would I join into an alliance with someone half a world away?

MUPDATE 3

The Nazis catch up to Trump and efficiently destroy him, claiming Germany to themselves

Take the rest of Germany.

Take Damascus and the even out borders around all the cities to avoid any penalties.

Take over Nantes and then fill Brittany. After that if there is any spill use it to expand towards Brussels.

Annex Fes and move north towards Spain.

Now move into Albania and Macedonia. Keep going north.

I would like to replace orange

Pali

Fill Austria And Czech Republic

Didnt you see my last roll OP?
Conquer Constantine

Nigga hop by sea and fill estonia

If spill move east of north finland to cover up the gap

Pali

continue into great britain