Girl fell asleep on me during koth.
Trips decides what I do.
Pro tip, she's a light sleeper so nothing retarded
Girl fell asleep on me during koth
Strip her
Sharpie in the pooper!
Lift up shirt for a better downblouse.
Dick --> mouth
Rape her
Dick in ear.
Smell her vagina. Tell us what it smells like. And then put your penis in her ear and tell us what it feels like.
trips get
Ask her how she feels safe in a world where they will live paycheck to paycheck to try to afford things for their children while the days come closer for her parents to become nothing but rotting corpses under the ground as they truly become financially cut off
Slow down bro, we getting there.
Give me something unless you want a flaccid dick in a ear.
...
I want flaccid dick in an ear.
Flaccid dick in ear
Let her sleep
I work with what I have
Next! Let me see some 7's dubs or trips
dik on lips, then see how much you can undress her before she wakes up (take as many pictures as you can as you do that)
Someone already got trips bro
OP confirmed as faggot, abandon tread
roll
wake her up and scream IM A CARROT at her
OP won't deliver
Why cause I delivered? Go back to your hopeless gap threads, twat
Roll
Kys
Killing myself has no action towards her? Try again and your vote is voided.
Actually put dick in ear this time
skweez hur titty
Arabian ski goggles
Show her tits!
This thread is cancer
This would have been more specific, accurate trips of he rolled the trips. Its old trips fault for fucking up request.
Roll for this
show us her belly button then go to bed.
Butt
Roll
Rolling for this?
shoe on head
Pics down her shirt
Rolling
Blow your nose in her hair
I just like your thinking, also nice dubs
Roller
Start giving her a haircut
RoII
Roll.
Unless y'all are replying to a comment don't roll or its useless, retards...
roIl
She has a horse face. Its too long. Its like the side of a barn.
Get a tierap and tierap het nose to her lower lip
dumby.
Roll for pulling a tit out.
See how many skittles u can put in up her nose
Punch cooter
Cool story bro, let's see your girl
Nose ring is open, won't work lol
pee on face
Tell OP to put a tit out den.
Super glue your sock to her chin
sho bobs
reroll
Gorilla mask
Hang a tampon on it's string attached to her lip piercing.
Slam a sharpened pencil up her nose, she'll be all like "woah, ya got me!" Then she'll be retarded for the rest of her life. You know how easy it is to get into a ratards pants? Very.
Watch gay porn on the TV with the volume all the way up
Wake her up show her this post and tell her to fuck for the Sup Forumsros
Post results
Also check em
Ha
Play airhorn video at full volume
Tits
Come on. sharpened pencil. Ram that shit up there.
Roll
Roll for
Dress in her clothes and put her makeup on then fall asleep next to her. When she wakes up she will think you are fucking weird
Shoot her in the face, she'll be all like " woah, ya got me!" Then she'll die instantly and you can finally say you fucked a corpse.
roll
Wipe abit of poo under her nose and ask her if she can smell shit
I don't even care anymore just do something
Confess to her that youre a faggot and enjoy staring at mens sweaty bodies at the gym then use a pair of scissors to slowly cut off her nipples.
Grab her by the pussy
Try reading before posting? Fucking retarded
lick her face until she wakes up
Damnit Luanne!
Just be a fucking gentleman and let her get some sleep.
Maybe put some sack on her face but thats it.
OP calls king of the hill koth because he's too busy to type all that out. Your girlfriend looks like a dude, and not even an attractive dude. Rip her piercings out you bitch.
Reroll
Hot sauce on taint.
is her name sierra by chance?
Try hard someplace else? Also don't hate yourself so much?
No
Poop into your hand (a full hand full) and then smear it acrossed her face, she'll laugh.
He kind of has a point, her face does resemble the side of a barn.
Tried, woke up
Same fag from before? because you're talking about the other post too. Go troll some other post you loveless twat
Steal her credit card and then buy 100 large jars of pickles, then move and never speak to her again. She'll spend the rest of her life confused.
WINRAR
Sure you wanna take that tone with me Adam?
Looks like y'all suck
Slowpoke late fag
Fuck off Joseph, don't make me come kick your ass.
We suck? Its your lame ass thread. Plus you totally got owned by that guy who pointed out that your girlfriend is clearly a man.
Keep watching king of the hill.
Didn't ask you to post in it though? You're trolling yourself man and ok my girl looks like a dude from an angle?, big woo. Go find some other thread to inavde
Plan on it
Even if it is a girl OP is still a fag in my heart
Love you too homo