Girl fell asleep on me during koth

Girl fell asleep on me during koth.
Trips decides what I do.
Pro tip, she's a light sleeper so nothing retarded

Strip her

Sharpie in the pooper!

Lift up shirt for a better downblouse.

Dick --> mouth

Rape her

Dick in ear.

Smell her vagina. Tell us what it smells like. And then put your penis in her ear and tell us what it feels like.

trips get

Ask her how she feels safe in a world where they will live paycheck to paycheck to try to afford things for their children while the days come closer for her parents to become nothing but rotting corpses under the ground as they truly become financially cut off

Slow down bro, we getting there.

Give me something unless you want a flaccid dick in a ear.

...

I want flaccid dick in an ear.

Flaccid dick in ear

Let her sleep

I work with what I have
Next! Let me see some 7's dubs or trips

dik on lips, then see how much you can undress her before she wakes up (take as many pictures as you can as you do that)

Someone already got trips bro

OP confirmed as faggot, abandon tread

roll
wake her up and scream IM A CARROT at her

OP won't deliver

Why cause I delivered? Go back to your hopeless gap threads, twat

Roll

Kys

Killing myself has no action towards her? Try again and your vote is voided.

Actually put dick in ear this time

skweez hur titty

Arabian ski goggles

Show her tits!

This thread is cancer

This would have been more specific, accurate trips of he rolled the trips. Its old trips fault for fucking up request.

Roll for this

show us her belly button then go to bed.

Butt

Roll

Rolling for this?

shoe on head

Pics down her shirt

Rolling

Blow your nose in her hair

I just like your thinking, also nice dubs

Roller

Start giving her a haircut

RoII

Roll.

Unless y'all are replying to a comment don't roll or its useless, retards...

roIl

She has a horse face. Its too long. Its like the side of a barn.

Get a tierap and tierap het nose to her lower lip

dumby.
Roll for pulling a tit out.

See how many skittles u can put in up her nose

Punch cooter

Cool story bro, let's see your girl

Nose ring is open, won't work lol

pee on face

Tell OP to put a tit out den.

Super glue your sock to her chin

sho bobs

reroll

Gorilla mask

Hang a tampon on it's string attached to her lip piercing.

Slam a sharpened pencil up her nose, she'll be all like "woah, ya got me!" Then she'll be retarded for the rest of her life. You know how easy it is to get into a ratards pants? Very.

Watch gay porn on the TV with the volume all the way up

Wake her up show her this post and tell her to fuck for the Sup Forumsros

Post results

Also check em

Ha

Play airhorn video at full volume

Tits

Come on. sharpened pencil. Ram that shit up there.

Roll

Roll for

Dress in her clothes and put her makeup on then fall asleep next to her. When she wakes up she will think you are fucking weird

Shoot her in the face, she'll be all like " woah, ya got me!" Then she'll die instantly and you can finally say you fucked a corpse.

roll

Wipe abit of poo under her nose and ask her if she can smell shit

I don't even care anymore just do something

Confess to her that youre a faggot and enjoy staring at mens sweaty bodies at the gym then use a pair of scissors to slowly cut off her nipples.

Grab her by the pussy

Try reading before posting? Fucking retarded

lick her face until she wakes up

Damnit Luanne!

Just be a fucking gentleman and let her get some sleep.
Maybe put some sack on her face but thats it.

OP calls king of the hill koth because he's too busy to type all that out. Your girlfriend looks like a dude, and not even an attractive dude. Rip her piercings out you bitch.

Reroll

Hot sauce on taint.

is her name sierra by chance?

Try hard someplace else? Also don't hate yourself so much?

No

Poop into your hand (a full hand full) and then smear it acrossed her face, she'll laugh.

He kind of has a point, her face does resemble the side of a barn.

Tried, woke up

Same fag from before? because you're talking about the other post too. Go troll some other post you loveless twat

Steal her credit card and then buy 100 large jars of pickles, then move and never speak to her again. She'll spend the rest of her life confused.

WINRAR

Sure you wanna take that tone with me Adam?

Looks like y'all suck

Slowpoke late fag

Fuck off Joseph, don't make me come kick your ass.

We suck? Its your lame ass thread. Plus you totally got owned by that guy who pointed out that your girlfriend is clearly a man.

Keep watching king of the hill.

Didn't ask you to post in it though? You're trolling yourself man and ok my girl looks like a dude from an angle?, big woo. Go find some other thread to inavde

Plan on it

Even if it is a girl OP is still a fag in my heart

Love you too homo