Be mommy's big, precious baby boy

>Be mommy's big, precious baby boy
>It's the morning of my 34th birthday, and I've been accumulating GBP for the past weeks
>Emptied some vintage pee-pee bottles, started wiping after using poo-poo jugs and even disposed of the cummy cannoli
>Gruelling work, but the reward will be great
>Sit up on the bed, my beautiful, healthy 400-lb form causing it to creak loudly in honor of this special day
>Not a single plate of tendies in sight
>My face goes frownie-wownie, hot anger rising inside me as my stomach roils in hunger
>That useless, selfish fucking WHORE, starving her growing boy like this
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE as I have never REEEEEEEEEEEEEd before
>Still REEEEEEEEEEEEEing, I roll off the bed, knocking pee-pee bottles off their perches and covering myself in their warm golden liquid
>"MOMMY MOMMY GET IN HERE, OR YOUR BOY'S WRATH YOU'LL HAVE TO FEAR"
>The slut finally peeks into the room, trembling slightly, tears forming in her eyes
>"A-user? H-Hi sweetie, happy b-birthday"
>"REEEEEEEE WHERE ARE MY TENDIE-WENDIES YOU STUPID ROASTIE-WOASTIE?!"
>"A-Aren't you getting a bit o-old for tendies, sweetheart? Hehe..."
>"TENDIES TENDIES YOU'LL FORK OVER, OR IN YOUR FACE I'LL POO WITH FERVOR"
>She cries in horror and nods, walking down the stairs in a broken, defeated manner
>I let a storm of poo-poo explode from my anus in celebration, painting the wall behind me a lovely shade of brown
>Mommy returns one hour later with a big plate of warm, delicious tendies
>I eat my fill before breaking the plate on her face for being late
>She unsteadily rises from the floor, bleeding from multiple cuts on her face, and collects the broken pieces of the plate
>She tells me that she didn't like the plate anyway and praises me for being such a good boy
>She stays downstairs for the rest of the day, crying in happiness for her wonderful boy
>MFW

doin gods work

Bet you can fuck her puddi puddi while she cries if you wanted!

bump!

The ideal male

>be me
>330 Lbs of mummy's golden child
>sitting on toilet squeezing out a big poo that I've held for a day
>finally drops out along with a BRRRRRAPPPPPPFFPPPPTHTHTHTPPP
>look in the bowl at my masterpiece, skidmarks longer than the M6
>"Mummy, MUMMY, come and see what I did!"
>mum unlocks the door from the outside using the special key for emergencies
>proudly point at the toilet bowl
>wow! You've done so well, and it's all in the bowl too! That's 10 good boy points
>clap my hands because I've been saving my good boy points for weeks, finally at 150
>cash them all in for a special hour with my catgirl
>mummy phones up the people who send the catgirl and talks with them
>hear girl arrive at the door and sit on the end of my bed and take off my shirt off for the first time in 2 weeks
>can hear them talking downstairs
>"God, it's not him again is it? He's getting too large for me to do anything"
>hear mummy say "Please, we have a system and it's the only way I can get him to do anything"
>girl sighs and says "I have the catears headband too, I'll be wearing it again?"
>clap my hands because I can tell special time is about to begin
>girl comes into my room and meows and purrs
>have special fun time, she makes my peepee feel good
>the next 50 minutes are spent while I tell her about my comics and my video games
>she's really impressed
>eventually leaves after the hour is up
>mummy comes up with my snack of tendies for being such a good boy
>eat my tendies in bed and dream about my waifu Mikasa-san afterwards

How can anyone diss the NEET life? Enjoy your long hours and ungrateful wives, wageslaves.

>be me, mommy's 32 year old 407lb bouncy baby boy
>wake up at 4pm in my childhood bedroom
>roll out of bed until my cankles hit the floor
>struggle to stand up
>waddle to the sheet covering my door (smashed it years ago in tendie rage)
>yell downstairs
>"MOMMY MOMMY BABA NEED TENDIES"
>hear a few footsteps and a muffled sob
>"h-honey...can you look for a j-job today"
>smash my Nintendo DS against the door frame
>"MAMA..TENDIES NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW"
>feel a bit of liquid poop slip out between my bouncy baby boy cheeks
>"MAMA TENDIES OR I POO POO ON YOUR BED AGAIN"
>"o-ok honey..coming r-right up"
>more sobbing
>walk back to my computer desk, sit on my chair that is duct taped together
>stomp feet over and over for 40 minutes
>finally that slut brings my tendies
>"h-here you go honey"
>notice there is no ketchup
>"MA MA NO KETCHY....NO KETCHY"
>slam the plate down
>struggle to stand up
>bend over and shit liquid taco bell poop all over the plate
>pick up plate of poo-tenders
>slam it into cunt's face
>"MA MAAAAAA"
dumb bitch

> be me
> 28 years old NEET
> raised as an only child
> I caused mummy and daddys divorce
> nothing matters except the scrumptious taste of tendies
> mfw its 03:00am
> mummy I'm hungries
> yell into intercom for snackitysnacks
> CLAIM THE MEAL OF THE CHICKEN GODS!! ITS TENDY TIME!!
> her tired voice reponds with "NOT NOW SWEETY MOMMY IS WORKING!!"
> challenging me at this hour?
> insolent woman I know there are tendies in the freezer bring me my tendies
> keep chanting for the tendies that are rightfully mine
> GOLDEN BROWN TENDY TOWN TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
> evil jew landlord tells mummy to shut me up
> eww mummy is sleeping with nasty landlord
> naughty man. Making mummy's ladylettuce smell like sardines
> The war has begun.ctn
> enter sunrise. All Preparations are complete.
> nullifying any chance of escape I reeeee into mummies "office" on my valiant reinforced electric wheelchair.
> douse jew in two jugs of poopyjuice before he can activate his spells
> evil jew is unable to battle!
> ram him into the corner and then leap off of my valiant steed and mount mummy's face
> NO NO NO NO NO NO MUMMY! YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE!!
> "URGH! YOU'RE CRUSHING ME SWEET-- OH GOD HELP ME PLEASE NO!!"
> Groan as I release a big boy turd so nasty her fingernails begin to peel backwards
> gaze into her eyes as the impact sends mummy into panic attack
> expel the last of my poopies on the sheet. How many times must I break you?
> tidy up my toys and waddle into kitchen to await my spoils
> slithery jew slithers out of my castle and says we don't need to worry about rent ever again
> victory.ogg
> mummy finally arrives visibly shaken and broken inside
> opens the freezer to make my tendies
> puts hot plate of tendies in front of me and blows them until they are cool
> "mummy you have to chew them for me"
> mummy breaks down in tears and screams for death
> yawn, give myself 5 extra gbp and fall asleep without eating them.

There is nothing greater than this thread.

Yes! Underrated GBP Tendies posts r back XDDDDD

>5AM
>bitch of a mother is being loud as hell
>why can't she leave me in peace doesn't she know 3-6AM are fappy and nappy time
>I hear a loud thump
>reeeeeeee this bitch she can't do anything right
>I reeee at her until she just says 'sorry hun-huns'
>that's it, I can't stand this bitch anymore
>I yell back at her
>'I don't want a sorry i demand 50 good boy points and i will kill the hamster if you don't do it'
>fag op mom better deliver
>All this yelling has really been strengthing my peepee
>I decide I will man up i am a man now and I will follow through
>I grab the hamster which mommy gave to me something about turning 30 and being a big boy and learning responsibility
>she doesn't understand i am still a growing boy
>look at hamster
>the hamster has a large poopyhole
>le big idea.jpeg
>I say to hamster odds fap evens sleep
>I slide my hard peepee all the way into the hamsters asshole, casuing it to instantly spray blood averywhere from being torn open
>I guess two and 5/8 inches is too much for anyone to handle
>Oh man this is almost as good as tendies
>start to edge so I pull out
>hard peepee drenched in blood and tiny entrails
>Suddenly my door opens
>I forget to reee and instead my peepee shoots googoo all over mommy's nice work clothing
>'mommy you bitch get back in the kitchen i need tendies'
>I see her just fall on her knees and start crying
>I reeeee as loud as I can until she gets back up and runs away from my room
>Great now I have to scoop the peepee googoo'd into my peepee poopoo googoo jar
>why do i still let her live in this house

This thread has been fucking blessed. Next dubs/trips/quads gets free tendies from a chad.

>Be Mommy's handsome prince and her only baby
>Asshole dad is always grumbling about my glorious NEET lifestyle
>Washed up wagecuck Chad, always bitching about being a FORMER marine and how his "brothers" have sons who have disgusting 3dpd slags and degrees and what the duck ever
>Asshole dad blows his dumb jock brains out
>I am next in the line of succession
>Scream for mommy to kick out all these stupid fucking mourners, it's time for my monthly washy washy
>Bitch comes up to my room, sniveling and crying, confused
>"B-baby boy, I'm glad that you're being so good and taking your washy washy without a fight."
>Dumb whore does the scrubbies, I wince through as she lathers up my glorious big bones. I'm growing so big and so strong
>Stronger than her
>Time to consummate my new throne and make mommy my happy queen
>Grab her arm and throw her down
>She didn't know how strong her baby boy was but I can tell she's impressed
>Pull out my peep and she screams that she hasn't washed under my glorious uncut foreskin
>Too late. I'm almost halfway into her belly button in a flash. Feels right
>Finish my kingly duties in an impressive minute as mommy cries, presumably that stupid dead chad dad took so long to off himself
>"H-honey, let me finish cleaning you u-up..."
>GET THE FUCK OUT MOMMY WASHY WASHY IS OVER
>Dumb whore leaves and I go back to glorious NEET life. She brings me tendies, as I am the new king.

Holy shit we have been gifted with digits of the lord. On this blessed day we are all tendies.

>playing some call of dooties tree
>my belly starts to rumble
>"Mommy I need some Tendieeeeeessss."
>"user, for the last time, you're on a diet and can't have fried food!"
>"But momeeeeeee! I have enough GBPeeeee!!"
>no response
>wait a few minutes
>Hear the "bump bump" of mommy walking down the stairs
>a tray slides through my flap-flap on my basement door
>mommy had it installed because "she couldn't bear seeing me"
>remove the neck of my poop jug from my anus
>been sitting on my poop jug as a chair all day
>it makes my peepee feel tingly
>wobble over my bedroom door
>look at the tray
>so taken aback by the horror on my tray that I fall over
>THE BITCH MADE ME BAKED CHICKEN
>clench fists hulk-style and start yelling "IM.... ANGRY"
>"user SMASH!"
>just like my hero, saitama, knock the basement door off of it's hinges in one punch
>start hobbling up the stairs
>have to stop on the 5th step because exhausted
>take a nap on the stairs for about 30 minutes
>continue making my journey up the last 3 steps
>get to the top, reminds me of rocky
>roll up to mommy, poopy butt leaving trails on the carpet
>"hello user how was your dinn-"
>roll straight into her legs, knocking her to the ground
>"MOMMY FAILED TO COMPLY, NOW SHE ten-DIES"
>Start rolling on her like a steamroller
>hear her bones cracking from my beautiful curves
>"user NO PLEASE STOP!"
>activate "Muddy Lemonade" protocol
>start pissing and shitting as i roll over her
>"user ILL MAKE YOU TENDIES JUST PLEASE STOP!"
>I halt
>she crawls to the kitchen her broken legs dragging behind her
>see her pull a handful of what i think are tic-tacs from an orange bottle and put them into the milk for the breading
>I hate mint flavor!
>slither up behind her like a snake that has just eaten a elephant whole
>"PUT MINTS IN MY TENDIES, YOUR SPINE GOES BENDY"
>get mommy's head and bend it backwards so the back touches her butt
>she's limp
>have peepee fun friction time with her mouth
>roll back to basement and start playing CS:GO

>in my room
>its late and my tum is grumbling
>my parents have finally gone to sleep, its 3AM
>i slip on my moms old pregnancy sweat pants for the extra inventory space
>i sneak downstairs, ready for my meal
>usually a couple loaves o' bread
>only one fresh loaf left out for me on the counter with a note
>"love you son, missed you at dinner x"
>affection is pathetic, i tear the note up, tossing it backwards slow-mo into the trash
>the wage slaves want me to lose weight, but i sneak out an extra loaf
>its frozen, but im a gamer - i need the energy
>i holster my loaves, one stored in each pocket of my sweat pants and head for the stairs
>i hear something
>i try to locate the threat, swivelling my neck as fast as i can
>its my dad
>up from his bed, in his bathrobe and looking PISSED
>i was singing the south park song pretty loud, must have awoke the beast
>i immediately engage my best evasive maneuver
>i try to slip past him, but we nudge HARD
>seems i underestimated the added thigh girth from my double loaf set-up
>the loaf splits, exploding hard, slippery frozen bread all over the stairs
>huh, just like my icy soul, dad....
>i freak out. At this point i am literally farting with fear and rage
>you can see my farts in the cold air like a dragons breath
>he tells me to calm down son
>he tries to restrain me
>we grapple on the stairs
>it has quickly become a serious duel
>hes stronger than he looks, but old, and my extra weight keeps me steady
>my mom is awake from the commotion and crying from the balcony
>"dont worry, mom, i got this"
>its a tough fight, but I deliver the final blow
>i clobber my dad on the head with my flail, the fresh loaf of bread
>he loses balance and slips on a frozen slice
>i tell him thats my trap card
>the faggot broke his ankle and my mom has to take him to hospital
>i watch from the window, waving, and eating all i want from the guild bank

lol greedy pigs wont mess next time and my dad is an ex-chad

>Be me, working on my minecraft peaceful world
>mummy comes in, hands up in submission
>"a-user... It's time for your doctors appointment..."
>look her dead in the face
>"if you make me go to that jew Doctor I'm going to shit in your fucking bed."
>"now user, if you behave... I'll give you a triple Tendie meal from anywhere you want."
>sold, but resolve to give her as hard a time as possible to punish her for not just GIVING me the triple tendies for being her perfect little baby boy
>get in the car
>"oh boy mommy, I really do need to go to the docy docs! I am feeling so... Sick!"
>shit my big boy pants
>she screams at me to get out of the car so she can clean it, say no, docy docs now!
>she reluctantly drives me over, go inside office and wipe my shit on the Windows
>she apologizes, pays for damages and we wait for the doctor
>mommys shoe starts to dangle off her heel
>start jerking off
>mommy sees me and desperately whispers at me to stop before someone notices
>moan as loud as I can
>she's in tears now
>look her in the eye
>"Touch my cock, whore." I say loud enough for the whole room to hear
>she sobs loudly and shakes her head no
>pinch her nipple and twist until she agrees to gives me cummies
>Doctor calls me in, immediately call him a kike
>spend whole checkup farting, pissing, and belching strategically to ruin the doctors day
>checkup finally ends, mom is still sobbing
>"triple Tendie time now mummy!"
>lets out a louder sob and rushes to the car, me in pursuit
>"wh-where do you want tendies from, user?"
>tell her I want wendies tendies
>she takes me to wendies, and we discover, to her horror, that they only have nuggets now.
>REEEEEEEEE at her while pissing and punching myself
>she rushes me home and leaves me there, saying she'll be back soon with as many tendies as I can eat
>comes home 20 minutes later with 7 orders of Popeyes tendies
>smile and thank her
>she sighs with relief and decides to take a nap after her ordeal
>Left a surprise in her bed

Praise sataninc tendies trips

>Wake up being quite tired at 11AM today because mommy told me to fix my sleep schedule
>Make my bed, wash my face and brush my teeth like a good boy
>Doing this every day since the start of the year has given be about 1000 good boy points now
>Go downstairs to the kitchen for a nice tendies breakfast
>Check the fridge and there are no tendies, confused
>See my mommy, she approaches and tells me that we need to talk
>"user, you're 25 now. Aren't you a bit too old for good boy points and eating chicken tenders every day?"
>Start sweating uncontrollably
>Tell her if I can at least cash in the points that I already saved up
>"Hehe user, sorry but no :)"
>Grit my teeth in rage as I run upstairs
>Check my hidden spot near my desk to see if my hybrid piss and shit bottles are still there
>They're still there, thank god as I sigh in relief
>Grab two bottles of the hybrid piss and shit bottles
>Run downstairs to the kitchen where my mother is
>Scream "GIVE ME MY FUCKING GOOD BOY POOOOINTS!!!"
>Open one of the bottles and throw their contents in my mother's face
>She screams as feces hit her eye
>Pin her down to the floor and force her to drink from the bottle
>Force her to swallow everything
>"GIVE ME MY FUCKING POINTS BAAAAACK!!"
>As I'm about to shove the contents of the second bottle down her throat, she begs for mercy and says she's going to keep the GBPs system
>Let's me cash in the 1000 GBPs I had for 200 bucks so I can buy tendies on my own, although I would have to leave the house by myself like a subhuman normie
>Walk to Wendy's by myself to spend it all on tendies, the employees give me strange looks but those wagecucks can't do anything about it, get fucked
>As I return from Wendy's with a huge supply of tendies, I see her crying and vomiting in the bathroom
>Confirm is she's still going to keep the GBPs system
>Coughs up a HUGE shit as she says yes

Roastie BTFO. Now I'm currently eating all those tendies in my room like an emperor god

Mother of GOD

>be me
>be mommy's special good boy!
>today is my birthday.jpg
>wake up at 7 a.m. sharp and get my beautiful 600 lb frame out of bed
>it looks like I shit the bed again, but oh well, it's my birthday and mommy owes me tendies and a blowy Joey
>she can't even take good boy points away today
>waddle into her room and ree loudly until she wakes up
>I was winded from the walk across the hall
>tell her "Mommy, Mommy, it's your special boys birthday! I want tendies for breakfast! get them now!"
>"but user it's 7 am and I have to go to work, can't I just bring back tendies for you tonight?"
>I was prepared for this I ree a mighty ree and throw one of my cum socks filled with piss and shit from the night before at her
>it hits her in the face
>she starts to cry
>"Goddammit mommy you roastie whore, get me tendies or I'll make poo poo all over the house again!"
>"fine user, I'll get you some tendies!"
>see her go out to the car, on her way out she grabs dad's old gun.
>Mommy is trying to kill her good boy, and that cannot happen
>next thing I know I hear a gunshot
>waddle to the garage and find mommy with a big hole in her head and red sticky icky all over the floor
>tell mommy to get up
>she doesn't respond
>ree some more
>I think she's dead.gif
>decided to celebrate her death by sticking my wee wee into her head until I make cummies
>afterwards I waddle to the freezer to find some frozen tendies
>I don't know how to use the stove so I eat them all raw
>cold tendies are still ok
>easily the bestest birthday I've ever had

>Wake up early its 4pm
>Dont smell tendies in the air.
>I waddle to my door around the piss bottles.
>Start slamming my body into the wall and screaming TENDIES TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>Slut bitch Mommy slowly opens the door to my lair
>With tears in her eyes she slides in my tendies and juice-box.
>I tell her iCarly is on later so she better prepare me the highest luxury goodboypoints can buy
>I make my way back to my bed exhausted from my journey across the room and back i rest
>my diaper seems almost full ill need a change before the big event later
>pondering what is going to happen in tonights episode i drift into slumber my little pony playing in the background
>I am awoken to mommy cleaning my piss jars up i tell her i need a diaper change aswell she nods with a look of disgust on her face
>Soon iCarly will be on the grand event
>The theme songs starts playing i scream at mommy to hurry or ill murder her and feed her to our dog buttersnout
>Mommy enters my room she is dressed in appropriate apperal plaid shorts converss sneekers and a hoodie her hair dyed the perfect shade of blonde.
>Now my Good boy favorite boy reward rivaled only by tendies and juice boxes begins
>I wait for a scene with sam in it my favorite iCarly character she is the best i then have mommy do her special service to me and pretend its sam
>i came five times tonight it was the best i finish by blowing on sams i mean mommy butt and tell that dirty slut to go make me SOME FUCKING TENDIES
>she starts walking away when a sight i never witnessed before appears before my eyes SAM IN A BIKINI JUST SHOWED ON AIR OMG
>With a speed of achilles i move like a lion and grab mommy before she makes it out of my lair
>I throw her on my computer desk and did adult things too her more then i ever thought i could
>when im finally finished mommy isnt moving
>iCarly is over i lay down and start watching adventure time
>covered in my special sauce mommy starts crying
>i tell her GO GET ME FUCKING TENDIES

posting in a legendary thread

shut the fuck up

this is a no bully zone mother fucker gtfo

>5 AM
>Browsing YLYL threads on Sup Forums
>Laugh so hard I shit myself
>Whoops, special baby needs a new diapy
>"MAAAAAMAAAAAA"
>Hear frantic footsteps running down the hall
>Mama opens the door winded. She can't forget what happened last time.
>"Baby boy made a messy messy"
>Lay down on the bed with feet up in the air
>She's changing my diapy
>Wait. What's that feeling?
>Instead wet wipes she's using fucking TOILET PAPER
>Kick her in the face
>"YOU FUCKING BITCH! WHAT IS THIS SANDPAPER SHIT? IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR SPECIAL BABY? DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?!"
>By this point she's shrunken in fear
>"I-I'm sorry user b-but I forgot to get the w-wet wipes when I was out getting your t-tendies"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Go on a full blown rampage
>Roll down the hall spewing rancid diarrhea
>Knock over Grammas ashes
>Knock over the wine rack
>Roll onto Mama and crack her femur
>"TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES AND WIPEY WIPES NOW!"
>Limps to the car
>Rushes out to go to the store
>Go back to browsing the 'Chon
>15 minutes later she's back with the wet wipes and 4 boxes of tendies
>The nearest store is 25 minutes away
>"A-user I have the wipeys you wanted"
>"TENDIES NOW REEEEE!"
>Makes me three whole trays of tendies
>Gives me wipey wipes and makes me a special bubble bath
She hasn't looked at me in the eyes since. That's what she gets for neglect

Eat my shit, nigger.

dubs cant save you from these hands

im down

>in my room browsing /e/ and deviantart
>mom comes in
>"user, we're having company round later, could you please shower"
>remind her to call me shadow killer and tell her that water burns my skin (the only liquid I can touch is mountain dew)
>"o..okay shadow killer"
>throw a piss bottle at her to frighten her into never forgetting again
>5pm now
>ask my whore mom where my chicky tendies are
>there are people here
>"everyone this is user" says my stupid dad
>scream at him that my name is fucking shadow killer
>everyone looks tense
>"hey user, what are you into?"
>tell them that I like hentai, mlp and Sup Forums
>"what's Sup Forums user?"
>that's it
>attack him with my blazing shadow technique while shouting that my name's shadow killer
>he dodges and I fall into the wall,smashing through because of my weight
>use my spell attack "mortem omnibus normies"
>"what's a normie?"
>grab the shitjug I was concealing under my trench coat
>smash it over the stupid cunts head
>shit's everywhere
>remember about my chicky tendies
>hurl myself at my bitch mom
>screaming CHICKY TENDIES!!!
>she's crying
>grab her by the hair and drag her into the kitchen
>say get to work bitch
>"user, you're 28, can't you make your own chicken tenders?"
>smash her head against the oven while screaming DARKNESS PILEDRIVE
>there's a loud snap
>go back upstairs
>check deviantart messages
>can hear ambulance sirens outside

Fucking normies.

>be me, wake up at 5 pm
>excited for celebrating my 40th anniversary of being mommy's good boy
>roll out of my limited edition 1967 Ford mustang bed
>put on my Crocks and super man cape for my special day
>Just as I'm walking down the stairs mommy walks in the door with a strange brown man
>"you look like burnt tendies"
>"user this is Tyrone, he's going to be your new father, we're going out to dinner tonight to celebrate our engagement"
>bitch forgot about my special day
>hatch a plan
>before they leave I sneak into the back seat of mommy's station wagon
>my impressive girth causes the tires to deflate but they won't notice
>they get in the car and start driving to dinner
>thetimeisnow.jpg
>BEGONE CHOCOLATE DADDY
>my ree outburst startles him and causes him to slam into a tree
>over the sounds of mommy's sobs I can hear sirens in the distance
>new daddy is taken away in a special sleeping bag
>mfw I defeated the brownie king
>mfw mommy takes me to Chili's for chicky crispies for my special good boy anniversary

King of my domain

...

>30 year old NEET
>wake up at 2pm
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look
>just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce!
>legs buckle under own weight
>roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera
>"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up
>"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you"
>she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered body
>she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink
>I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down
>have my crayons and Ninja Turtles coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate
>she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate
>I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit
>"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy"
>do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further
>high-chair finally breaks from my heft
>causes me to have another accident
>mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
>I just sit there on floor, in my own filth, thinking about what a disappointment I am
>mfw

>wipe slimy mucus from my eyes
>try to get out of racecar bed
>bed post breaks
>call out to mommy
>GET UP HERE YOU SLUT AND CHANGE MY DIPEEE AND CHANGE ME PEE PEE JARS I NEED HELPSIES AND UPSIES
>footsteps are heard running up to my humble abode
>WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, BITCH? WERE YOU FUCKING ANOTHER DADDY
>"of course not, sweetie, the only male I need in my life is you, my bestest little boy."
>that's what I like to hear
>as she changes my diaper I can almost hear her gag, but mommy has to do for her favorite little boy
>Ordered tendies with my GBP and delicious tendies sauce
>mommy knows I've been a good little boy who deserves more than what he demands because hes the best around
>smell cologne when she kisses me
>WAIT YOU BITCH
>she stops dead in her tracks
>"W-what, poplins?"
>HAVE YOU BEEN AROUND ANOTHER MAN THATS NOT YOUR BESTEST LITTLE BOY?
>"N-no, user silly. It was just a casual encounter from last night"
>Wrong move, slut
>I tell her sweetly that she can do what ever and have Chad make her pee pee hole feel good because she's hasn't been a neglecting mommy this week
>she smiles, leaves and brings back my delicious tendies and sauce, no charge of GBP
>she even removed my piss bottles without hesitation
>go about my day by tapping to furry porn and demanding more tendies, like a charming young king
>wait for Chad into the night
>Pack myself tendies and mtn dew for my journey up the stairs into mommy's room
>First 5 steps kill me, I must save my energy
>take a nap and continue to the peak
>Kick down mommy's door into her room and see her and Chad wrestling
>"user baby, what are you doing?"
>POO POO PEE PEE, FOR CHAD, HE SHALL NOT TOUCH MY MOMMY AND MAKE ME SAD!
>unleash my bowels full of fiber and tendies
>throw the giant logs at the Chad
>he knocks me over and runs out saying that mommy will never find another good man because of me
>mommy starts crying and I call her a slut because her good little boy is all she needs
REEEEEE WHAT A WHORE

>Wake up at 4pm
>Hear talking downstairs
>Start yelling I NEED MY BIG BOY SLEEP
>Waddle over to the door, knock poo-poo jar over
>*whoops, guess mommy has some work to do* I knock over another just for good measure.
>Waddle down the stairs to living room. Mommy is talking to a lady in a business suit about "coverage"
>I NEED MY BIGBOY SLEEP
>Mommy looks in my direction and apologizes to the lady.
>Notice that lady has really pretty hair
>Mommy tells me to go upstairs
>Lady has really really pretty hair
>My pee-pee goes hardy-wardy
>The diaper pops off from the force of my pee-pee, leaving me naked except for my Fluttershy t-shirt
>"Mommy is this the girlie-friendie I asked for?"
>I can't believe that fucking bitch finally did something right.
>Mommy looks really emberassed and tells me to go upstairs. The lady is really scared.
>Start waddling over to the lady.
>She recoils back in horror.
>Keep waddling over.
>I slip on the diaper around my ankles and fall to the ground.
>I do a big poo poo and begin crying on the ground, but my pee-pee is still hardy-wardy at my new girlie-friendie, so I keep crawling towards her
>The lady turns around and runs out the door
>Mommy has tears in her eyes, tries to lift me off the ground
>"Mommy, was she my girlie-friendie you got me?"
>She brushes the tears off her face and nods
>"Yes dear, s-she's just embarrassed. She's never seen a boy as handsome as you before!" She says as she wipes away another tear.
>I smile, proud of how handsome I am
>Mommy tells me that maybe if I earn enough good boy points, she will get me another girlie
>She pulls me up the stairs and starts cleaning the floor
>Uh-oh, my pee-pee is still hard
>I get out of my bed and walk up behind mommy
>Tell her she can be my girlie-friendie too
>She looks kind of disgusted for some reason, says mommy can't do that
>I start yelling REEEEEEEE as I rip off my diapers and shove my pee-pee at her face
>She sucks my weenie-peenie to make me stop yelling

Good day today.