We all have secrets Sup Forums. What are yours?

We all have secrets Sup Forums. What are yours?

one time when I was younger my moms car tried to friend me in the back of my fonger

I only shit in showers. Don't invite me over to your place.

My dog licked my pussy once, I hated it...I still want to die

Life is just making money (unless you're rich) with a job you dislike, until you decide to dedicate your life to children, all while your parents will become corpses, as you become truly alone financially, your own impending death is the only thing to wait for.

We have secret dreams of being an athlete but we realize every pro athlete we see now were bred for it some way with every PEDs.

hey christine

Women are fucking gross. They tend to take care of themselves well but manage to fill a table or room etc. with trash within a minute.

Were you curious as to how it would feel?

I want to double team my gf

Sex is overrated. Entering a pussy doesn't feel as good as jerking off.. it's just that we are wired to procreate so our brain tells us this is what we should be after. When we get it, it's like conquering the goal.

I've had gay experiences since I was 7 (19 now) that I've never told anyone about.

Getting to know someone in a romantic relationship is nothing more than weighing the options whether their nagging and annoying features are worth the positive features.

i sex your mom on the daily

I miss my ex more than anything and idk if it will ever stop

I let my old dog eat me out. Nothing felt better that laying on my belly and letting him go at it

Virgin detected.

I have severe body dysphoria

Too many to list. Some I'll take to my grave. One I will share is that I took my wife's younger sisters virginity when she was living with us. She never told anyone and is marrying a chick next month...

My friend and I have a sexual past when we tried dating. Firsts in everything. Despite the dating part not working out, we still enjoyed the sex part and still do to this day. I'm not with anyone but she's been married for 2 years now.
Her husband knows we've been best friends since childhood so doesn't mind us hanging out at all, but the truth is that when we do it usually ends up in good sex.

I went to omegle and it was the gayest experience of my life

GAS THEM ALL

My secret is i'm suspicious of these threads. Same image, same text, every time.

I used to think hummosexual was somebody who really liked hummous, and my friends thought I was just a really funny guy so when I found out it was the gays I just went with it

I was raped when I was young.

How so? I'm species dysphoric, maybe I can level with you?

Are you retarded...?

wow you were so bad in the sack you turned her into a lesbo

kek

there's about ~6 different people who post them.
>different saved copies of the pic, different text, different timezones

>one of those faggots always avoids using the word 'secrets' so I cant filter them

It's only a matter of time till it happens again. She's still really touchy around me. Even if I turned her gay, I still got to tear up that young pussy while my wife was asleep in our bedroom.

Sometimes I scratch other people's buttholes and they sniff it

bi fag here, when I was in college, 18-19ish, I had a secret relationship with a 13-14yo boy. Was honestly the best relationship Ive had compared to the 10+ girls ive dated.

One of my ex-gfs acted like a complete cunt after I dumped her and tried to cockblock me many times. So I started a relationship with one of her good friends for the sheer purpose of tormenting her. The friend was a semi-shitty human being who treated most dudes like garbage. I strung the new girl on for about 6 months while laughing as my ex sobbed nightly in her apartment.

After I got tired of her friend I dumped her and moved on. Last I heard both are now complete nutjobs and have serious trust issues as a result.

sometimes i bump threads

I was abused as a kid so I know how to spot easy prey. Always find the ones who either won't tell because they enjoy it, or come from a fucked up family where no one would believe them if they said shit anyways.

I often wonder what pussy feels like, what actual sex is like but I know there's no way since I don't have contact with any girls since I'm no longer in school or college etc.

I'm in the same boat. I'm never going to have sex. I think about it all the time but I know it'll never happen.

What if it’s the government trying to get us to share illegal shit we’ve done? ;) ;)

they already know

My 18 year old daughter has no clue that I have her nudes. She leaves her phone charging in the living room over night so it's very easy to go through her phone. I do so much fucked up stuff to her without her knowing. Im lucky to be a single dad with a hot daughter.

0/10

post em

Or you can study something you like instead of being a faggot

proof?

No way in hell I will ever post them. I want zero chance of being caught. Believe me I've wanted to post them though.

nice bait

Nah I dont want anything leading back to me, but I can tell you all the things I do to her if youd like

I'm a cuck. Not even ashamed to admit it in front of my friends anymore.

no one believes your stupid fake story. go to bed, kiddo, you have a long day of 4th grade tomorrow. did you study for your spelling test? your mom wont be happy if you have to be held back again.

Really don't care if you believe me or not, just thought I would share

no. stfu

Im about to hookup with my friends 46 year old mother this weekend. Im 25 myself. Dunno what to expect really

I used to listen to the worst trending music backen when I was 13 or 14, didn't get into metal until I played guitar hero.

she is going to rock your world. she has fucked millions of times, she knows a thing or 2. is she at least somewhat hot?

The good ole waffle stomp. Nice.

Have your friends banged your bitch yet?

Only one of them.

Come share your secrets here

You're never a true cuck until your bestfriend has fucked her.

She's alright for her age i suppose. nothing special, aside from she's a rad lady. Literally just doing this for the experience. Here's her tits.

hopefully she also takes you out to dinner and/or chuck e cheese

It was my best friend...

ABORT! ABORT!

That's what i was thinking. She makes really good money. Maybe get a sugar momma out of this.

Nah bro. Im finna drop a load on her chin after i beat the dust of that old pussy. In it to win it. Plus, im gonna make fun of her daughter that's my age

what does she drive? is she divorced or what? or did he die in a "mysterious accident"?

Me and my girlfriend got caught having sex in the car at a mall parking lot by some random guy. When we looked up at him we saw that he was recording us. I tried to stop him but he ran away.

I helped convince my friend/housemate's gf to dump him a couple weeks ago. she was going to do it any i just encouraged her to do it sooner. He is nice and all but she's deserves better. long story short, me and her ended up having sex just a couple hours after she dumped him and we have fucked quite a few times since then. I kinda feel bad but at the same time the whole situation was his fault anyway and i know he wouldnt turn down a chance to fuck my exes, which has a couple times, but not for several years.

I used to let my female dog lick my anus. It felt really good and she seemed enthusiastic

Nice. When I was 19 I hooked up with friend's mom who was 43. We fucked in his sister's bed. She let me cum in her.

sadly i have done this also. rimjobs are nice no matter from who/what

I dont remember her car but she's widowed. I dunno much about her yet. I went and helped her daughter move for some free pizza with a few buddies and she loved me from the get. Only met her daughter once before that. A little nervous to be honest.

Was it pretty dope? Anything to expect?

Yeah it was, but it sucked when my friend found out. Also she got pregnant from me but then miscarried so it was ok.

I always wanted to fuck his sister but she was a trainwreck.

Read on here awhile ago about someone fucking a dog
Had to see what I was missing.
>I can't stop watching zoo porn

>helped her daughter move for some free pizza with a few buddies and she loved me from the get.

i know ive been on Sup Forums too long when i automatically assume you meant you and your friends had sex with her loli/young daughter

It didnt cross my mind until you said it. Fucking christ lmao.

I Have successfully groomed an 11 year old and we have begun messing around. One of the first moves is to put on a porn that she can relate to and finger her to orgasm while kinda cuddling and complinting her. I did the the other day and went down on her and got her to let me jerk off onto her. Soon blowjobs or sex depending on which she is more hostile to. I have a few good vids from Bart and Tara and a Russian one. Both make sex easy looking, happy, and natural. I cant wait.

Her daughter knows but she thinks i'm kidding. This lady has stopped ovulating so no worries for me about that. Did her old pussy stink?

>I can't stop watching zoo porn
well at least you arent out prowling the streets being a serial dog/animal fucker. right?..

I'm currently doing the same with my wife's niece

Nah.
I have one at home

Her old pussy was fine, she was fairly tight even. Milked my cock well and came hard on me. But every woman is different of course.

Don't hurt her.

You posted this same fucking thing in a different thread I just read. Kys.

my wife is a rape victim, as much as i would love to castrate the men that raped her, i can't help but jerk off imagining what happened to her

So you're both creampieing the same chick? Gross dude

That's pretty fucking hot actually

I'm massively addicted to pain killers and smoke more weed than people in my family know. ( By the way, the painkillers came first, weed ain't a gateway drug) I fucked with a lot of opium and cocaine from the age of 15 and have been abusing painkillers since I was 13. (Botched reconstruction surgery left me in massive pain)

My parents kicked me out for stealing old pills they locked away and a generous amount of cash when I was binging on opium. and honestly I'm afraid of my girlfriend leaving me. She's the most beautiful woman I've ever met and I love her to death. I'm just afraid she'll leave me once she realises I've treated her like shit in the past because of the drugs. I'm better now, no more sketch routes to get drugs, started working out a bit and reading. But I'm still sucked in by the pain killers... Shit, I just found an old bottle with some pills tonight so I'm nodding out as I type this..

Im just barely 17 and have a 54 year old daddy... we got together a week or two after i was raped and i actually find a lot of comfort in him. Im lowkey nervous one of these times he cuffs me to the bed he might take me hostage or kill me or something, but i guess thats the gamble i took (and part of what makes it all so fun)

"why don't you have a seat over there"

0/10

bmp

I share my wife with her boss sometimes just so she can get a raise.

Here is mine

Few weeks ago, i show nudes of my gf to a friend and that turn me on, since that day i always show new pics every weekend.

Questions?

What

>not knowing what anonymous means
>taking pride in cheating on your wife
Yeah fuck off

No 18 year old girl with nudes on her phone leaves it without locking it. 0/10 bait. Fuck off

How old was she?

It's so kind of you to get offended on a strangers behalf faggot.

15

Hey, wanna be friends?