>be me
>am 17
>in highschool
>bio class
>porkmonster starts hitting on me
>3/10
>she keeps talking
>invites me to her house
>sure whatever a bj is a bj i guess
>talk about bio and whatever
>asks if i'm thirsty and gives me some koolaid
>so fucking sweet it doesn't even feel right in my mouth
>she starts getting creepy and talking about having kids
>i get really dizzy and pass out
>wake up and i'm tied to her closet door fully erect
>i beg her to let me go home
>she tries to rub her cunt on my face
>smells like old fries
>manage to knock her down and gives me a chance to loosen ties
>freed, pork bitch apparent hit head
>shes out cold
>i want revenge
>grab glass from cabinet
>squat over glass
>squeeze out a solid 2.5-3" thick log
>put glass in microwave
>set to 30 minutes on high
>ran home
>next day she didn't come to school
>two days follow and an announcement is made that a student has died in a housefire
>mfw i killed someone by microwaving my shit
Be me
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this better be fucking fake
Nothing here is true newfag
Kek
Everything here is true, retardfag
liar!
Truth-teller!
>smells like old fries
Virginfag detected.
Good story
potato!
thisweeknews.com/news/20170905/south-student-dies-in-intense-house-fire
This was her?
wow
Nope, that's more like a 7/10
they gonna get youre DNA from the turd... youre fuck
bitch what?
1. look for a current event somewhere in the US
2. totally invent a EPIC!!!111!1!1 story that led to said event
3. greentext and wait until one faggot starts googling and finds the "proof"
4. no profit
5. ?????
This is the only thing that doesn't match, maybe OP is just blind.
Apparently her mom didn't care much about her, (first she didn't realize there was someone else on the house, second she jumped out of the window with someone ??? without giving a shit about her daughter), and that could lead the girl into the behavior shown in OP's story.
sunburynews.com
>The cause of the fire is still under investigation.
Imagine their faces when they find out it was OP's log.
That was fucking hilarious, thanks op
I think I have cracked OP's identity. Pic related.
Forgot pic
don't forget to sprinkle in some good ol' memes,
so people can make it even more EPIC!!!11!!1 for OP.
>she gave me koolaid
"dont drink the koolaid user!
topkek! put me in screenshot!"
this is cancer. fuck you OP.