Rate my morning wood Sup Forums

Rate my morning wood Sup Forums

It looks like it smells delicious! I love that morning wood scent :3

I'd suck it dry.

What wood?
There's no wood in the photo op
What kind of wood is it?
Is it varnished?
Whats the wood meant to be?
Flooring? furniture?
How can we fucking assess the God damn wood if you give us NOTHING about the fucking wood?!

It's not wood if you need to grab it, son.

A little tensed for an haiku, but interesting proposal.

That's not a haiku
You're a fucking idiot
This is a haiku

"You're a fucking idiot" should have come first, you fucking idiot.

nice phimosis bro

>Rate my morning wood Sup Forums

Gee, it looks like yet another faggot dick thread.

Who's running the bots that post the fag threads?

MODS BAN THE FAGGOT PORN SPAM POSTERS ALREADY

Cock r8 threads are a part of Sup Forums m8.

Autistically screeching about it won't do anything.

If it did it wouldnt be a haiku then
A haiku is 5 7 5
You're (1) a (1) fucking (2) idiot(3)

That's not wood, it's a cock

The ol' cock wood switcharoo

Autistically screetching about things is a part of Sup Forumsm8.

Autistically screetching about it won't do anything.

>Cock r8 threads are a part of Sup Forums m8.
they are part of /soc/ fam

Irrelevant, haikus aren't in English.

do you even know what phimosis is?

Fuck off weeaboo
No-one gives a fucking shit
It's just a format

what made you come to this point that the first thing you do in the morning is take a picture of your morning wood.

kek it's probably Mods who are posting their dick because they're bored as fuck.

Insecurity and Loneliness are the constant toys of a man.

not a mod but am bored.

let's get s some rates

Old Man Logan

It looks kind of weird
Circumcised and dry as shit
0/10

buttercock?

Sage

That doesn't work.
Butterface is from
But her face
Her cock don't work

I love that cocks, please send more via WhatsApp: +1 (829) 429-1703

Why you want to sage?
Just write a lovley haiku
It will relax you

oh well, I wasn't about to enter it into a beauty contest anyway.

still though, size is good

Op here. Any girls loving my uncut cock?

tiny americock/10

Post more anyway, would throat it like a snake