No one showed up to class today

No one showed up to class today
Jiu-jitsu instructor in Dubai AMA

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Who wins: 10th degree Gracie JiuJitsu master or .45 glock to the face?

Me in uniform
Poorfag

are everyone in Dubai like all super rich?

Who doesn't get life in jail, guy who knocks someone out or dumb nigger on Sup Forums who shoots somebody?

are you a Jiu-jitsu instructor?
did anyone show up for class today?

Dubai has a really small middle class (which I'm in) most people here are either trafficked labor slaves or billionaires

Yeah no one came :/ I was supposed to teach a class
Oh well, still get paid

White belt here, what's the highest percentage guard pass for beginners?

Record yourseld pretending to shoot the place up with yiur fingers

Depends how heavy you are
Usually just shove your knee into their dick and they'll open it (ref won't notice) but if you're with friends then try the stand-up pass

Have they all died as scuicide bombers?

Dubai bro, can't pull that shit
This look enough like finger gun?

Why jiu jitsu and not Krav Maga or kung fu?

I saw a mini documentary about the slave labor. Is it true they successfully hide it from tourists? Are you actually allowed to talk about it? In the documentary it talks about how hard it was to get information about it without authorities intervening.

>being on /b
>in dubai

>just asking for some raghead squad to throw you in prison for indecency.

I was thinking double under legs, stack then pass?

No one talks, but everyone knows
They're legit slaves, no ID, no nothing, they don't exist
Dubai is usually super strict with drugs but the police don't fuck with laborers so that they stay quiet
And yeah, tourists don't see shit, these guys all live in shipping crate camps in the middle of the desert and are told not to talk to anyone, ever

Works if they open it first, if you try and open it like that, prepare for lots of triangles

insert rope in pooper

They don't care about online shit, but don't fuck around in public

is the internet censored in Dubai at all?

You like living there? Why or why not?

Touche

Porn and anything controversial is blocked, but everyone just uses TOR
Kinda depressing, no one talks to each other, but pay is amazing

Is it hard to find housing you can afford?

can tourists buy sex slaves for a few weeks before selling them to labor camps?

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You bump into me one late night. I've been boxing and sparring since 13. I'm now 25 with 20 amatuer fights under my belt. How fucked are you?

but whose that in the left corner

Oh so you are not born there? you moved there to work as an instructor?

>still get paid
if dumb people keep paying you for something they don't even want i see no problem

Did Jews invent jewjitsu?

Company pays housing (apartment, pretty good tbh)
You can, and people do
Depends how fast I take the fight to the ground
Friends GF
Yeah dude I'm not a fucking Arab, they're all autistic, legit inbred retards (and fucking spoiled)

Do you still have to give them black belts on threat of being jailed?

why have you chose dubai in particular

What's the proper way to rent a sex slave?

Can you find other expats to chill with?

Park your car near any poorer looking place, you'll get tons of business cards ("massage centers") just go in and straight up ask for a girl (Don't check online though, only in person, they monitor activity)
Ca$h money

Only other Brazilians mostly, and Filipinos always stand out as the friendliest people tbh

How'd you get the job in Dubai?

I'm a software eng. and I'd like to move there for a few years

What about 'murricans?

I was recently laid off due to a co-worker filling a hurt feelings report.... He is about 250 lbs... 6'4"... Tattoos up to his neck... Teaches jui-jitsu part time.... I always thought guys who acted tough, looked tough... Might not be so thin skined... I litterally drew a dick near where he was working, and he left site to complain to the owner of the company...

Life in jail is still life

What does it take to find work in Dubai? Where did you find your job/get hired? Any skills in demand from expats?

Learn to stop using ellipses after every sentence mang

What age group do you teach to?

this

Sorry. Bad habbit.

Contact, my old coach got a job here and invited me. It's fun, but only if you already know people here
Kinda rare, but cool when they show up Depends mostly on the academy they come from, some people just do it to act like cunts and feel superior, but mostly we're pretty cool
Speak fluent English, but by far most important thing is contacts and recommendations
All (but in different class times) youngest student is 5, oldest is 87
No one has guns here, it's just defense against drunk fuck's. But I honestly see it more as a sport than self defense (I've never been in a street fight all my life)

Follow up on this, I can't say where I work on Sup Forums (because obviously) but unless you want to be taxi driver or some non-education job then become friends with someone here, it's hard to just find a job and NEETs get deported

Did anyone finally show up?

Adults class now, it's a national holiday for some Muslim thing so only 7 people
We're just kinda chilling right now

wish them happy jewish new year
post results.

not in the mood to get deported

Any place to network with English speakers from Dubai?

It's hard, if you don't already know anyone, then best bet is to apply straight for company
But be careful with government companies, this isn't a democracy and they make the law, they have no hesitation whatsoever to break contacts and lawyers will not help you