> Be me Been working at this place for about 3 months now > HR rep is a 34y/o lady with average face, a bit curvy (not fat tho) nice ass > I only talk to her when it is required (business only subjects) we get along really well in that matter. > For what ive heard she always says good things about me. Now, this is where i need some advice.
> Today i woke up to this picture (the one i posted) saying "Sorry, user, it was a mistake"
Thats it.
How should i react? What should i respond? I mean, best case scenario, i get laid, worst case scenario, i get fired? She is HR
Andrew Hernandez
Don't shit where you eat.
John Peterson
I guess you could use it as leverage. I'm not good with these sorts of things but I'll give you a bump
Benjamin Howard
I want to know what happens next
Jayden Taylor
well whatever you do, don't fuck her. why? you never fuck someone you met from work. ever. yes, she did that on purpose. no, don't do it.
Jose White
compliment, and give advice on how to improve so it matches your preference.
also this
Robert Gutierrez
I'd tell her not to worry about it ;), and it was a good surprise to wake up up accident or not lol
Isaiah Bennett
Yes, thats what i think too, she did it on purpose, if it was a mistake, she would have said way more that that.... Now, why not? What happens if i do???
Jace Collins
Also keep all pics abd evidence if thing go sour maintain the fact that she initiated
Zachary Bailey
Dude stay away. HR takes the human out of human resources, fuck up and your ass is canned.
Dominic Mitchell
How much do you like your job? Ass looks pretty fuckable
Jacob Anderson
And don't eat that shit
Carter Butler
I'd also not date the woman at any costs
Jack Hughes
"What dat ass do?"
Oliver Ortiz
Could be a trap. She'll fire you if you do it but could also fire you if you don't. My suggestion is don't respond and don't say anything about it. If she brings it up it's bad news bears. HR people are fucking cyborgs. Barely human. T. Manager
Nathan Carter
>How type of people buy from here?
cloudiwatch.giveawaylisting.com
Easton Myers
Have you said anything yet keep us posted bro
Kevin Jackson
that's the real question
Cameron Hughes
Fuck these faggots. Pursue only if: 1) you don't care about losing this job
2) you think sleeping with her is worth the hassle of getting a new job
Asher Gonzalez
If your job is shit, go for it.
Anthony Morgan
OP here, well how fucked am i??. I said "Hello, user, dont worry, everything is fine. It was an excelent way to start the day"
Ian Murphy
enjoy the bit of fap material and never mention it unless you find a different job then try and hit it
Camden Stewart
You lost your job. Congrats
Daniel Brown
this
but if you must reply say "Trust me that ass is no mistake, don't worry about it"
Connor Wright
May as well go all in for it now. You dun goofed if the job was worth it. May as well try and get some before you get done.
Kevin Hernandez
Glad you took my advice what abd see what happens if negative response about it then just say trying to had some humor to a awkward situation but hopefully will be postive
Isaac Sullivan
Prove it show the screenshot and we'll give you honest advice
Parker Morgan
don't ever mention it again and avoid having any contact with her unless absolutely necessary, then you might still have a job. but she might start hassling you.
Benjamin Campbell
>She is HR
Sue your company for sexual harassment.
No, i'm not joking. You can get hundreds of thousands of dollars in a settlement.
Lincoln Brooks
OP here, i mean, she started it, she sent the picture to me out of nowhere!, But yes, if thats the goal, she will find the way to get me fired
Blake Bennett
This. That's sexual harassment, accident or not
Benjamin Jackson
I could do that, but id never find a job again, you get black listed
Jordan White
oh,nevermind, OP is a fucking retard
like you cant just go fuck some young pussy instead. she gave you the power over your entire company and you threw it away
Asher James
so much this then share the monies with your Sup Forumsros for helping
Lucas Davis
>you get black listed
simply not true
Levi Moore
YOU ARE ALL FOOLS HOW DO WE KNOW OP IS LEGIT? WE DON'T. SHOW US THE TEXTS WITH THE TIME AND DATE
Robert Ross
He responded egging it on so no can do
Dylan Clark
"No problem HR Rep, I'm gay, I always start Trap Threads on Sup Forums"
David Anderson
KEEEEEKK
Easton Bailey
As far as right now, she would be the one that gets fired.
Carson Martinez
Its in spanish
Chase Anderson
Not if that's true. They'll either do nothing or fire them both in most cases
Parker Thompson
So, i fucked it up by saying it was a good way to start the day?
Brandon Turner
She texted you? Or email? How l9ng between the puc and sorry? How iften do you text/email each other?
Daniel James
>tfw you're spanish and understand everything Tho,OP,i recommend you to not go any further unless she does it for you.
Ethan Howard
Tell her to suck and fuck you weekly or you will report her to the HR Department.
Christopher Turner
She texted me out of nowhere with that picture
Justin Evans
that 15min gap....you done fucked up further
Owen Reyes
ask her to get lunch with you today
get your cock sucked in the car
Aiden Torres
Yes, thats what i intend to do, just avoid her, and i wont mention anything to anyone
Aiden Sanchez
This was definitely No mistake. Seems Like you two never texted bevore? Ist that correct?
Adam Evans
I'll eat where she shits ;)))
Jose Bailey
Make sure to save the screenshot incase things get a bit further or she tries to fuck you up
Ian Russell
Yeah bad move honestly. It might get you laid though. No law suit and no job.
Jackson Martin
Yeah, that is NOT a good sign, she hasnt said anything to me and she has been online since i responded
Cameron Wright
>saying this to the company's HR rep
RIP OP's job
James Rogers
This. Why wait 15 mins to say nice day (ass)
Isaiah Johnson
Yeah, i dont think it was a mistake either. We texted like a day ago, but it was work related
Isaiah Adams
1 minute delay before saying "whoopsie and not: holy fucking shit i'm sorry i didn't mean it bla bla bla bla bla" intended as fuck, but then you took 15 fucking minutes to say that it was an excellent way to start the day, ya dun goofed
Austin Russell
yeah honestly didn't really put much effort into reading OPs post posted that before knowing was HR
Ayden Rogers
I was sleeping
John Roberts
If 7 bust a fuckit and send her your cock
Luke Foster
Lmao pero ya te jodiste
What ethnicity is she? This turned hot for me. Since she's Latina this could workout for you. We're much more accepting of that shit than other people imo she may just suck your dick
Carter Howard
No mustake for that you good!
Samuel Butler
Show us her face
Robert Cook
Yeah send her cock. Can't do much harm at this point. When do you work next?
Luis Perry
This. This. This. Situation is a catastrophe waiting to happen.
Josiah Rodriguez
"If it was a mistake, then why is my name written all over that ass?"
"Feel free to have more accidents. I will gladly accept your apologies."
Mason Murphy
Fuck it go big or go home, claim accident like her lool
Henry Flores
She obviously wants your cock, but listen to the don't shit where you eat dude.
Juan Jones
Tonight i have the late shift, she works in the morning we almost never come across
Grayson Howard
I think it was an accident m8. Why else would she say that?
Just cut your losses now and accept that by god's grace you were accidentally sent a hot pic that you can tug your little weenie to
Landon Peterson
How long since your last msg?
Kayden Nelson
No way, i know 4chans power, dont wanna mess with it
Jonathan Ward
Looks nice. I'd hit it.
Kevin Green
I'd do whatever it takes to get a piece of dat ass. But be sure there's NO paper trail because after you fuck and she gets weird...she's still in hr and can ruin your job.
Colton Barnes
Yes, she does have a really nice ass, whenever she wears skirts or or those tight dresses, daaaaamn
Owen Jones
Agree with this op. Send her a cock pic and see where it goes.
Robert Sullivan
A. You pursue and risk losing your job B. You ignore and hope the whole thing goes away
How desperate are you?
Colton Green
Has she texted you back?
Dylan Nelson
Send a dick pic 30 minutes after the last response saying oops
Lincoln Reyes
No, it has been more than an hour now. Thats a really bad sign
Alexander Hughes
Check em. You gotta do it now
Juan Murphy
Here have all my keks. I'd start looking for a new job.
Gavin Reyes
Trips demand it OP
David Turner
Already posted the picture of the conv.
Sebastian Baker
she is filling our HR paperwork to have you fired for sexual harassment
Isaac Brown
This is how you stay a virgin, when you create rules like this. You can date coworkers. I've known people who have even married coworkers.
Kevin Harris
Tard
Joshua Diaz
Maybe it really was a mistake, lol
if you texted yesterday you were in her recents...nice ass for a 34 year old though!!
Blake Davis
Read the thread first stupid faggot
Jace White
Why the fuck do people freak out because she's in HR? She sent an explicit image first, therefor she sexually harressed OP. If anyone is going to be fired for all this, it's her. HR isn't inviolable.
Landon James
Haha, i know, that crossed my mind, what if it was actually an honest mistake, and i "hit" on her by saying it was a good way to start the day
Eli Taylor
It's natural for a man to be impressed by a nice ass, don't worry about it. She's probably super embarrassed. Just don't creep out on her and you'll be fine
Ryan Thomas
This is how you end up as one of the many many many stories of men being fucked over by women they barely knew for thinking with their dick.
Yeah, you can date your coworker. But you don't go about it by responding to unsolicited explicit pictures on your phone.
Logan Price
then she has to understand..i wouldnt worry about it
captcha: bacons unsuitable
Aiden Hernandez
Have you ever sent someone you hardly talk to your ass/dick/face whatever pic? Unlikely to be a mistake, these things dont happen often
Owen Hill
Indeed dot com
Bentley Young
Tits or gtfo
Grayson Nguyen
OP here, im not after a lawsuit, (yes, if i get fired for this, then yes id look it to it, since i didnt initiated) i wont mention or hit on her any "further/more" than what i responded to her. IF she hits on me i will see how far i can get to fuck that juicy ass, if not, then i will never mention anything, is that a good plan?