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Nine cans of ravioli.

Edition.

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awwwww

business idea: dont kill the queen

Does The Viz still exist?

>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

>You don’t need to claim - you should get paid automatically.

fuck off
go slurp your spaghetti

NEED to invent a popular gimmick

have become a de facto vegetarian just cos meat is kinda dear

WHY would you do this?

additional business idea: kill the mandem instead

it was probably the dentist

LEAVE TIM ALONE

just enough to afford a full lunch at pret a manger

queen memorabilia would sell if she did die though

anime

weird that that one picture of some rorke's twitter has become one of the most influential pictures on /brit/ in a while
Love Alan 'The Butcher' Lee desu

MY GIRLFRIEND IS CHEATING ON ME. I FOUND TEXTS ON HER PHONE AND THE GUY IS TALLER THAN ME, HAS A BIGGER COCK AND MAKES MORE MONEY

hahaha wtf
what video is this from

hate tim
not the dentist just dont like him

doubt this happened

Good for her, you sound like a shit boyfriend

try to be the nicer guy

the comic? yeah its on the shelf next to The Private Eye

Screaming

How did Tim react?

>Screaming

Don't believe you

business idea: start a rumour that Tim's a nonce

i like most italian food
spagbol is rank though

business idea: leave the royal family unharmed

...

VERY cruel idea
do NOT do this

The gardai won't be there tonight so no ones getting escorted and I also have a bag of white that's waiting to be snorted

Thank fuck for that now I'm dying to get plastered, drop a few yellows and scrap a gardai bastard when pigs one to sessions its always a disaster but when I plan them out I leg it cause I can run faster

youtu.be/njB7J-USHsE?t=1417

he says how do people know my address and then 2 seconds later literally says what road he lives on

ah yes, harassing the mentally ill

He thinks Oxford Health sent it to fuck with him.

business idea: have anzu married into the royal family

sounds like something the dentist would say

i will always be a yank

getting my daily dose of pablo strong

...

id fight for tim in a trial by combat if he was falsely accused of noncery

Business idea: send a parcel full of spaghetti to tim via DPD

business idea: assassinate the queen and her immediate family to speed up the move to becoming a republic
(note to GCHQ: I will NOT be doing this)

why does tim live across the hall from an orthodontist

Does he know about Sup Forums?

Absolutely do not approve of this

too late
already working on fabricating evidence
don't care so am I
fuck the oily cunt

spectator.co.uk/2016/09/hong-kong-shows-what-post-brexit-britain-could-be/

the dream

Business idea: send an anonymous tip to Crimestoppers saying Tim nonced me when I was a kid

when will the brexit meme end

Note to GCHQ: I will be doing

poor taste

no cant say im a fan

business idea: encourage passive monarchist tendencies and dont kidnap anyone

How did he even get that idea?

Why wouldn't he assume that it were one of his viewers who got his address from watching his videos rather than the letter being sent from a business that treats the ill?

hmm... starting to think tim's not quite right in the head.

hong kong doesn't have chavs and jeremy kyle though

SOMEONE LINK ME TO TIM VIDEO OF LETTER FROM /BRIT/ POSTER POSING AS PARENT NOW

>hmm... starting to think tim's not quite right in the head.

How do you figure

But I like his music...
youtube.com/watch?v=9FIRTw609o8

its not the first letter hes got, i think the original was that bear in the yellow sweater from some yank

business idea: post Tim letters from his former enemies

youtube.com/watch?v=GxVX6QZBzCw

appearing on reportoftheweek is unironically one of my greatest ambitions

newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/02/heres-what-it-would-really-mean-if-britain-was-singapore

the nightmare

>P.P.S He asks whats with bio oil?

Business idea: Send Tim a fake Oxford Health letter and confess to messing him around

Tim IS mental. There's zero doubt about that.

He thinks that every coincidental thing that happens is connected together as part of a conspiracy against him.

business idea: post Tim letters posing as his estranged wife and tell him that his kids are missing him and that she wants to try and get back together with him

would like rita ora to do stuff to my willy

he's collecting a fucking collage of people that have wronged him like a serial killer

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494232676736.webm

Is it too late to save France?

business idea: everyone stops being edgy twats and trying to fuck with a sweet but obviously mentally ill man who is just occupying himself by singing old songs on youtube

*signs a blank cheque and hands it to you*

We've already sent him letters pretending to be DPD, I don't think he hates anyone moreso than them

Spectator>Telegraph>Daily Mail
New Statesman>Guardian>Daily Mirror

He has a very public history of mental health issues and delusional thoughts.

He is a sick man and cunts online messing with him is just cruel

want her to boot me in the spuds like she's taking a free kick

whoa really? did you figure that out yourself?

what time at?

snags

fuck off rorke

>hand acne
Good God, i didn't even know that was a thing

he's gonna take that letter into his bank and make them read it

howling

He's not sweet, he's a fucking oily NONCE

>mustard
just fuck off

Screeching in agony

holy fucking shit lads

why can't i get a GOD DAMN JOB

IM FUCKING TIRED OF BEING A NEET

>I cum in pies
SCREECHING

You're obviously not trying very hard to get one

HAHA NORTHERN IRELAND FINALLY WINS
MAINLAND KEKS BTFO

hello newcunt

Tim is perfectly fine

fuck that cringy yank twat
We need to put them both out of business

wtf i love belfast now

he is an actual schizophrenic, dunno how youd not know this

not exactly sure who these Syrian rebels are

canada has one of the worst youth unemployment rates in europe and north america

WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS??

>Anonymous
don't think tim knows youtube videos can be watched by other people

is this real? that's amazing

I know the gimmick you fob, doesn't stop it being funny

go to your nearest construction site and ask if you can work
since you're a neet you live with your parents i guess so being paid in cash for like a bit less than minimum wage is ok
and you'll be working