Any ideas on some trolls for this one?

Any ideas on some trolls for this one?

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Heres my pitch.
The Apple Lightning Charge cube.
Placement of the cube (which is a strong neodymium magnet) on the iphone while wireless charging charges it 75% faster, a full charge in 20min.
For those without the cube, using a regular magnet will work aswell, but only charging it 50% faster, about 35min charge. (Cause saying itll charge the same doesnt seem right, plus not everyone will have a neodymium magnet)
Then we bullshit how the magnet (cube) increases the frequencies of the charge and boosts them.
And there ya go, fucked up iphone x.

Thought of the magnet thing aswell it just seemed too easy

But a nice touch to it is that it would be easy to fake videos

Videos would be good.
And a concept picture.
An easy all white cube (like pic)
With an apple logo
Done deal

Yeah
But we should probably wait till near release

Maybe it works WHILE wired charging aswell?
Not everyones going to go wireless.

"le phone charges in microwave XD"
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What if we make up something about that face ID thing...

True and we should shot for the broader mass

I don't think a magnet will harm a phone. The data is held electrochemically not magnetically.

So while charging is a must

How about "there's a secret headphone jack".

And we'll give instructions on where to drill.

Tell them there's a recall on all made in China part we're really made in north korea

I dont know about now but on the older apple things it did some damage

The camera starts melting when you charge it

We could say due to european legal reasons this hidden headphone stuff was added

What about another "advanced algorithms" troll

Nobody will check that stuff

Good one

Why don't we say there's a gyroscope inside of the phone so it will stay balanced if more than half of it is off of a table

And it will always land on the back side which has a "premium steel" material

No scratches

> tfw everyone's going to try the iPhone balance challenge

You guys are all thinking too complex. It needs to be something easy to do without buying anything or doing much tampering with the phone. Idk what, but we can do better.... think...think....

Definitely

They're trolling themselves by paying a grand for a fucking phone.

I think the gyroscope story is a winner

True

Let's say that because of force touch and shit the phone is now pressure sensitive and functions as a scale. Dumbasses will step on their phone trying to weigh themselves

better yet, we make a scale app only for iPhone x

i'm p sure this was already done before for some other Iphone

rumors of that were alreday around with some ipad

Yeah, for the 6

Pretty sure the people who fall for our bamboozling are a prime example of natural selection

i think we should make the iphone balance challenge a thing

Yeah, I'm glad that someone improved on my gyroscope idea

yay dubs

Why not get some t-shirts made that say - i can't afford a grand for a phone so i'll childishly try and damage someone elses like a spiteful child reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

not voting for this

apparently you're new here. I suggest going back to 9gag.

I'd wear that to elementary school along with my creeper SnapBack and MLB wristwatch

this is a good one

>Not being here long enough to know that we do this for every iPhone
>Thinking that this is a protest for the price
Found the newfag

thanks

Seems like a really good idea, but could it be passed off as something other than a magnet?

Found the spiteful child

>tfw it's not bait

iPhone X - Now with crack-proof GorillaGlass X(TM)

We show a fake demonstration that smashing the screen with a hammer doesn't hurt it.

but nobody will try destroy their screen ... i think gyroscope plus extra hard material on backside is best

PUT ELEVATOR MUSIC AND A GRADIENT BACKROUND AND THAT SHIT IS GOLDEN

I think the gyroscope is a winner lads

then make a fake challenge from apple wher they say you get something if you make a video where you drop it from 1,5 meters

You underestimate normies my Sup Forumsrother

and spam it reallly fucking hard

I dunno, what's going to happen?

Someone puts their iPhone on a table and it falls off? I doubt it's going to do any real damage, and they're only going to try it once before they realize it doesn't work.

if people think microwaving a phone helps it charge, that would be a good idea

ok then the challenge with 2 meters

>tfw people like my idea

The iPhone X is waterproof, and includes an underwater-capable camera lens.

>Stock photos taken from underwater

Capture moments at the beach or pool without worrying about damaging your device.

Isnt it waterproof?

Pretty oregano fren

No a magnet will only fuck up the camera we have a discord with full propaganda and shit we have a full plan join it 98JhXE thus is the link

Check em

Shit, maybe. It looks like it might be waterproof to 1 meter.

We already did that

Apple wave remember

Think it should be a combination of the lasers used to identify faces and a gyroscope. Say when you hold it off a surface it can detect that it's far enough to do damage through the lasers and automatically turns on a gyroscope feature. For fake video show it on the edge of a building and just use some tape.

maybe that it is usb killer proof, like usb killer can get 100% charge in 1 sec XD

what?

>XD
die

maybe we say there is an option for it to detect some shit (which actually fucks it up) but it must be something people want to look for

Ecks dee

Anyone know how face scan password setup works yet? What about something like a "password mask" or "password face" where we try and get people to order "custom secure password masks" to wear or get people to make dumbass facial expressions when setting it up so they're stuck with it

face id is emitting deadly radiation

It does wireless charging theirs no reason to care

No one would belive that it has to suttle

Guys join the discord it's quite nice ~gyroscope man

Do you not know how to reply to someone?

"drop gyroscope challenge" ~ original op

Guys I have a pitch.
Introducing Apple Freeze
Unfortunately due to the iPhone X's powerful CPU, it overheats and is hiding it's full potential.
To solve this we have engineered a way into iOS 11 where you can place your phone into bowl of water (don't worry if it turns off it's supposed to do that) then place it into your freezer. After a day it'll come out and be the most powerful device on the market.
Thoughts?

thats fucking golden

>extra autism

Sounds a little too far fetched.

Also no one is going to want to be without their phone long enough for it to freeze.

Pretty good. I see potential for an "official" apple fan

The new iPhone X can withstand extreme amounts of weight put on it without breaking!!

We have a discord with 50 members with a much better plan 98JhXE this is link

Maybe if we say the case is made of a special alloy, which changes color when exposed to a flame? e.g. use your lighter to change your phone's color. Takes about a minute.

Unless the phone's case is actually metal, in which case maybe it wouldn't do anything.

The would hear the screen cracking

Learn how to use this website

I can afford any phone I want but this shit is still hilarious as fuck because our society is stupid enough to believe such horse shittery without fact checking

they think Sup Forums is going to make'em marketing.

745837761 there has to be some idiots dumb enough to try that

get out of here, you're too new/dumb to figure things out

I got a pitch.

The iPhone X wireless charger can charge even faster than marketed if the charger itself is wireless. Apple really wanted it to charge at an even faster speed, but couldn't due to technical limitations. However, I found out in the iPhone X instruction pamphlet that there's a hidden way to charge your phone the way Apple intended! Here's how:

1. Get a C clamp

2. Grip the clamp in between the area where the wire enters the charging base and twist as tightly as possible

3. Put phone on charger

4. Wait a few hours

Your phone can now charge at the proper speed Apple intended, bypassing that pesky wire!

Make video or gif microwaving it for instant charge

kek

Or maybe clamp the phone to the pad as hard as possible, and have a bullshit thing about increasing electron transmission by 100%

just point out how it looks like the phone has male pattern baldness
it ruins the phone for people. they cant unsee it

Sandwich it between 2 charging pads, it'll double the charging speed.

We might can say that you can open the case of the phone that you just habe to push the front camera in. Maybe to place the battary a bit different so it could charge faster