GET FUCKED GERMAN KEKS, IM COMING FOR YOUR WOMEN

GET FUCKED GERMAN KEKS, IM COMING FOR YOUR WOMEN

You are probably going to starve because we have no monkeys here.

Are you sure you can handle roads and civilization

SOPA

No, this is why im going to a country who is soon gonna turn into a shithole.

pass user. hmmm

> Köln
kek, you aren't going to make that place any worse
what is dead may never die

one more monkey doesn't make a difference at this point
welcome

>be autistic brazilian virgin
>go to Köln to fug da easy whity women
>get your money stolen by turks and polish guest workers
>get beaten up by refugees
>get fotographed by asian tourists
>get driven over by a truck
>get stabbed by gypsies
>die

Im not going to Koln goddamit, i guess its there because its where my grandpa documments came from.

this applies for every big city and even some small ones.

>be Brazilian
>spend my entire life in one of the most dangerous cities in the world
>Germans think they can scare me with their stories

>Koln
Don't bother, the Syrians have already taken all the women.
>tfw your a Turk who isn't exotic enough for German women
Sweden's all gone to hell, might have to go to Norway next.

*get raped by a pack of faggots

it's Köln

UMA

This is correct.
I mean... they drink Kölsch.

>I have never been to Dresden

Wie gut sprichst du Deutsch?
Was hast du für einen Beruf gelernt?

top banter in this thread, good job everyone

>a monkey is going to seduce german women

Curitiba
South Brazil is Germanic comfirmed

Please move to Berlin

a lot of monkeys did that already tho.

>IM COMING FOR YOUR WOMEN

Watch out, they could come for you.

I don't speak the language, they didn't made it necessary to get the passport.

Im from a jewish german family through :^)

I very welcome you.
Tbh.

Don't listen to the anons here, they just want more muslims.

>years ago in high school
>some Brazilian is in our class for some reason or another
>he's hot
>all the girls are all over him and his accent
REEEEEEEEEE BRAZILIANS GET OOOOOOOOOUT