For Egypt 804, why didn't the passengers have any Fucking parachutes!? They are saying now that a lot of people might have been alive the whole time while the plane was falling into he ocean! They could have been parachuting out the plane and a lot of passengers could have survived!
And why aren't these planes armored? They should be able to take a hit from a homemade bomb that can barely do any damage!
Will there be an actual detailed investigation for this like there should be!? Where is the Fucking Root Cause Analysis!
>why didn't the passengers have any Fucking parachutes!?
Because you'd land in the sea.
Isaiah Mitchell
>he doesn't understand how air crash investigations work
Alexander Fisher
This so-called 'missing' Egyptian plane is yet another false flag. Looks like they're running out of ideas, that's why they've kept on recycling plane-related false flags for the last few years. Also, they were 66 people on the plane. There might be another 6 in there somewhere to add up to 666, but even if there isn't, 66 is still a significant number to the Cabal (according to my research, at least). A lot of weird things happened in 1966. According to Chinese astrology, 1966 was a Fire Horse year and Fire Horse years are supposed to be unlucky/turbulent/cursed. The Cabal takes things like astrology and numerology VERY SERIOUSLY, because they know the true nature of reality. On the subject of numerology, there is a mathematical substrate to the universe, it's a level of the universe that is pure mathematics. It's why things like the golden ratio are found in nature. This is what numerology taps into and the Cabal knows this. Also, production for 2001: A Space Odyssey began in 1966 and the film Rosemary's Baby is set in 1966 (1966 is even referred to as 'Year One' in that film, for some reason). Rosemary's Baby was made by Roman Polanski, who is a MAJOR insider. Oh, and the Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey on June 6, 1966 or 6-6-66. I'm sure there are many other things, but I can't remember them right now. Anyway, numbers are just energy..... like everything else. Whether that energy is used for helpful purposes or harmful purposes is up to us.
Aaron Cruz
I believe it is standard procedure in all passenger airlines for all seats to have flotation devices.
Ethan Brooks
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Liam Thomas
The reason parachutes aren't included on planes is because if the pilot can't negotiate the plan safely to the ground you're dead. If you think you're going to be able to not only acquire your parachute but also know how to safely use it and also have time for it to correctly deploy all while your plane is critically compromised by a bomb and spinning towards the Earth you're a fucking moron.
It would be impossible to move in that thing at all. As soon as you unbuckled your seatbelt you'd either be thrown to the back of the plane or out the breach.
Tyler Howard
Why are you retarded?
Christopher Nelson
>out the breach
And that's why you wear your armed parachute for the whole goddamned flight.
www.idontwanttodie.com
Cameron Fisher
They could design the planes skeleton so that if a bomb in the cargo hold went off it wouldn't effect the integrity of the structure, but with how rare bombings are its better to take the hit and focus on efficiency
Grayson Fisher
they arent included because theyt are illegal to have onboard a plane in the usa without regulations tthx faa saving lives
Connor Turner
Kek. Nice shitpost stralia
James Jackson
>Implying that I'm not being serious
Daniel Wilson
>Giving a bunch of idiots parachutes so that you an have falling corpses scare the shit out of people
Zachary Lopez
Astrology is REAL. The so-called 'horoscopes' that you read in newspapers is NOT 'astrology', it's bullshit. But astrology itself is REAL and it is a SCIENCE (and a VERY ANCIENT SCIENCE at that!). The rulers of this world take astrology VERY seriously because they KNOW what the true nature of 'reality' itself is. The rulers of this world do not COUGH if it isn't astrologically beneficial to their agendas. The rulers of this world do NOT want you to take astrology seriously. Everything in this universe is made of vibrational information fields. When the vibrating fields of information that a planet is made of collide with the vibrating fields of information that you are made of, we call this phenomenon 'astrology'. There is nothing 'supernatural' about astrology, we can describe the phenomenon called 'astrology' in a purely scientific language, it's just that astrology is a subtle phenomenon that occurs at levels of the electromagnetic spectrum that are beyond visible light - and that is why most people cannot perceive the phenomenon called 'astrology' (because we live in a physical world and astrology is a non-physical phenomenon..... like almost every other phenomenon in existence).
Grayson Collins
math is the language of the universe doesnt mean you can control it just read it
you fucking serious now ???
Samuel Ward
Never go full retard
Jonathan Evans
I know you're not serious because you simply rely on the fact that there were only 66 passengers on board. While this is a relevant number to the Cabal, you completely misdiagnose the most essential correlation that they would have involved with this case. 1966 was an important year, but not because of the Fire Horse, but rather that it was the year that the CIA developed the first digitally operated bomb. (It's a well known fact that the C in CIA was chosen for its symbolic representation of Cabal, not Central as it was played off as). The main detail in this new bomb operation is that despite what movies may make you think, there were only two wires needed to ignite the bomb, those being red and green respectively. This allowed for a simpler operation system but was almost meant to represent the colors of Satan, specifically his image as a green goat headed man mixed with the red human body of ye old times. That means that when these bombs blow up they are not actually praising Allah but actually praising Satan, thereby trolling Islamists and sending them directly to hell for blaspheming in the worst way possible. It was all part of the plan this entire time. The United States policies have actually been designed to promote these suicidal damnations for the past few decades.
Sorry, but you discussing the significance of the 66 passengers is just irrelevant in light of this information.
Austin Thompson
See
Camden Edwards
>how long do you think it takes for 200 people to leave an aircraft >not knowing you would get pulled into the tubine and shredded in pieces if leaving the doors >where do you put 200 parachutes >now knowing you would need 200 ejection seats >how to get rid of the roof of the plaine >not knowing you cannot breath on 37000 feet >not knowing the diffrent pressures in the plane and outside would knock you unconsious
american education
Adam Wilson
One of the more subtle troll posts on Sup Forums today
Angel Collins
>Also, they were 66 people on the plane. There might be another 6 in there somewhere to add up to 666
In Australia, 66+6 = 666
Leo Morales
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Elijah James
OP can you please tell me your age just for some research purposes.
Caleb Johnson
I don't want to be interested... ...but I am.
Continue please, user.
Ethan Gonzalez
friend of mine worked for air egypt before
okay, here's the deal with airbusses and boeings
airbus planes are fly-by-wire, meaning that a small joystick is sent to a computer, and a computer interperates those movements and moved the flaps, wings, etc
the computer does 99% of the work, everything except plot it's own course and it needs a pilot to move the plane
he said egypt air has shoddy maintenance
i'm willing to bet a major mechanical failure, or electrical problem
if that computer shuts down, you have NO CONTROL AT ALL OVER THE AIRPLANE, AND YOU WILL GO DOWN,
boeings are STILL being built with a fallback analog wires and pulleys system, so that in the event of a major failure, the pilot can still glide it down for a safe landing.
Bentley Garcia
route 66
Ryder Harris
Fly by wire systems exist because of how uncontrollable giant planes get if you try to control them manually. If a large passenger plane is falling, no amount of pilot force is going to be able to control anything.
Weird thought. Arabs smoke so fucking much. What if someone brought one of those shitty chinese vape pens to smoke in the bathroom and it blew up on them
Henry Collins
yes, because a 6 ton object can be floated down
go back and take physics 101, please
Adam Cruz
>Cairo International Airport.
I think it's happening.
Christian Murphy
At that speed, a bomb that disrupted any significant portion of the plane's integrity would result in the plane shredding itself the rest of the way. Especially given how radical a "turn" it made, which was probably the plane at least coming apart into multiple pieces post-explosion.
Parachutes would be a moot point.
Josiah Perry
>Rapidly spreading fire
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, AHMED, PUT AWAY THE GOD DAMNED VAPE PEN
Bentley Myers
Timecube's website went offline in 2015, though you can still look it up on the Internet Archive. is straight from the front page.
Kayden Wood
who wants to bed $200 it was a snackbar
how long until an ISIS video gets posted?
Nolan Cox
physics here, you dont know what the fuck you are talking about. just need a bigger parachute.
Which, incidentally is why it's designation is (CAI) instead.
Justin Carter
>>where do you put 200 parachutes >>now knowing you would need 200 ejection seats >>how to get rid of the roof of the plaine >>not knowing you cannot breath on 37000 feet
Also an air temperature of around -52 degrees at that elevation. And being flung into that air at almost 900kph unprotected.
The air pressure is 1/5th of what it is at sea level, but that would still be a hell of a wind chill.
Nathan Ortiz
the guy who came up with the theory was on TV back in the day, and he was literally
>if you respectfully disagree with me, you're evil, no other reason you would disagree, you are evil
it was literally the tin-foil equivelant of today's SJW "sexist" whenever you disagree with a woman
however, if this man wants to come back and explain facts and proofs that backup his claims, then i will agree, but if he is going to say you are "evil and vile" for disagreeing with him, he isn't worth the time
Easton Jackson
You would know, Chaim.
Luke Reyes
>comparing a military excersize where the aircraft is in stable flight and not falling at a rapid rate, not to mention soldiers who train for months to be able to do this without being hurt when they hit the ground to passengers
You need to do some reading on how modern Airbus and Boeing planes are controlled.
Cooper Gonzalez
The most important thing is making sure your fittings and seams could hold up to the stress.
Chase Green
The video illustrates heavy objects be air dropped and parachutes arresting the fall. He was responding to a guy who claimed you can't "float a 6 ton object down". The passenger's training would be irrelevant.
Noah Green
Stop being a faggot Ahmed. Mad I foiled your plane crashy plan?
Noah Butler
dude, a plane isn't a fucking top-fuel dragster, a parachute ain't gonna do shit when the plane is BREAKING APART
Mason Brooks
it doesnt matter if it was a snackbar or an technical error isis will claim it anyway to show how stronk they are
Eli Myers
>Train for months
Lol bro, airborne school is 2 weeks 5 days, and the first week is just pt.
Why don't the put parachutes on the plane itself like so?
Aiden Martinez
thats a single engine 4-seater aircraft that probably weighs like 1,200lbs
compare that to a plane that is twice it's size that weighs 7 tons
Blake Carter
>Stopping an 80 ton plane flying at roughly 520 mph with a parachute
Good luck with that pham
Jayden Davis
Get 80 parachutes
Matthew Morgan
520mph
the parachute would tear apart
Landon Brooks
*MTOW for the A320 is 78 tonnes, not 80
But yeah, you get the idea
Dylan Hughes
Apollo capsule chutes deployed at like Mach 2
Ian Rogers
>And why aren't these planes armored? This is a great point. It's feasible economically. Blast resistant luggage hulls.
Gavin Ortiz
>jumping out of a falling plane
Good fucking luck with that
Kayden Turner
>why no parachutes on a plane
Because the airline companies don't want to spend too much money on civilizian lives. Apparently, saving them isn't really worth that much of a foolproof plan. Even if hundreds die, they don't have to pay much in family death fees and will still be making profit by the end of the day.
Owen Jenkins
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Luke Young
What if we disallowed luggage on airlines ? You just ship your shit next day air
Carter Anderson
It's not a great point, it's a stupid fucking point.
Planes are inherently lightweight and made of aluminum. You can't armor a plane to make sure it won't fall when it explodes. You're not going to cover a plane in reinforced steel or some shit.
Asher Bell
What are (you) implying
Luke Hill
what are you thinking ?
Hudson Rodriguez
That we are gonna have to shut this down.
Lincoln King
>not knowing that the shit can get lost in shipping
because some people fly for business reasons and are usually only there for a few days and then leave 4-7 days later
>never heard of business conferences
Charles Hughes
So not only will everyone be delayed by a day, airlines will have to order, schedule, and fly an extra aircraft for every flight just to deliver bags? Not to mention the increased ticket costs.
Ryan Jenkins
>dat feel when inside an airplane 30K off the ground and you can hear the tiny little shifting and shakiness of the walls
Flying is fucking stressful. All I ask for is a parachute safety feature at some point.
William Hill
that their system fucked up or that they wanted to test it further :^)
Aaron Cooper
gooooood good goy. harmless.
Jack Morales
i don't think its a bad idea. I'm sure there can be some logistics.
if the plane is slowly falling, evacuate from a door, use parachutes that deploy automatically once outside of the plane.
if the plane is falling quickly, unlatch the top of it and eject everyone, again using parachutes that deploy automatically when you're outside the plane. thus you can be unconscious and you'll be good.
then you have to survive in the ocean? at least theres a chance of that. have an inflatable raft that automatically searches for people with the parachute back pack on. have the rest of the parachute detach and sink. I'm sure there's logistics to combat this. I think the real issue is $$$ and acknowledging that crashing is possible.
Jonathan Jenkins
What else would it be ? Such a great nation wouldn't harm anyone for political reasons, you know it.
Michael Garcia
I travel 200k miles a year by air for business. And it never quite feels normal. I think we relate OK to things like driving because the brain has an analogy "This is like running, just faster". We have nothing to relate to flying. I just have a drink, trust in the odds (it's pretty damn safe, statistically) and know that if the Big One comes it won't last too long. Better than a slow death from cancer.
Caleb Hughes
A large part of me really wants this to be Israels fault.
Camden Torres
I wish they would put 550 people that think a parachute would save them on an A380 and then crash the plane with no survivors, so that the rest of the parachute-fags would see how useless it is.
Aaron Powell
This. It's just fucking unnatural. I don't take solace in safety statistics either because one catastrophic thing goes wrong then you're dead, and it will be terrifying
Jose Price
If it is, it's not like we're ever gonna hear about it
Jackson Wright
My friend tried to tell me that as long as it's over land, the plane would come gliding down rather than falling straight to a fiery death. That still doesn't make me feel safe.
David King
Well, if the plane can glide odds are you got a pretty good chance. Water or land makes no difference (key point) with RIGHT pilot. See Miracle on the Hudson and the Gimli Glider.
Very few un-bombed aircraft crash from cruise. The only one that comes to mind quickly is the idiot Air France pilot that killed a fuckton of innocents over the Atlantic because he panicked and forgot you push FORWARD in a stall. Flew a perfectly functioning billion dollar jet into the water.
Planes can take a shit ton more than the people in them. A few times a year you get people with broken arms and legs and necks from unexpected severe turbulence. The recent one coming from South American to US had photos where peoples heads had smashed fucking holes in the overhead bins. That's a lot of Gs! The plane was undamaged. Pro Tip: Over the ocean, stay in your fucking seat with the belt pulled tight. I caught a stew one time, we slammed into a large downdraft, she floated, I pulled her into my lap, and we got quite close on the pullout. Near Greenland IAD to CDG, United.
If you subtract landing in bad weather, planes pretty much don't crash. I don't fly into bad weather at the final destination, period. I makes the odds of getting hurt about the same as winning the lottery.
Isaac Moore
Every single time, every single fucking plane that crashes some chucklefuck suggests parachutes.
1. This isn't Looney Tunes, parachutes aren't magical easy to operate devices with a nice little touch screen that lets you choose how hard your landing is. 2. When you're landing in the sea you've still got to deal with surviving that, assuming you don't kill yourself hitting the ground. 3. When you're parachuting from 30,000ft+ you create all kinds of problems. The plane loses pressure, you can't fucking breathe, it's cold as hell, if you open your parachute too soon you're going to die. 4. Parachutes aren't magical lightweight devices. One for every person on the plane would probably kill more people than they saved [the additional weight might just be enough to fuck up something else.] 5. If you're taking off or landing, you're fucked. Good luck jumping out of a plane that loses it's wing at 200ft. 6. If you're moving around aggressively [i.e. wing falls off at 31,000ft] you're fucked 7. If you're blown into multiple pieces [i.e. bomb at 31,000ft] you're fucked 8. If you're in a situation where you don't know whether to risk a landing or bail out, you're fucked.
It goes on and on like this. Say both engines fail over water - are you going to parachute into the sea, or try to land with the plane? Your odds would actually be better inside the plane.
They don't armour planes because it would add cost and weight. Weight in particular could contribute to killing more people than it saves.
It's far more cost effective to stop bombs getting onto planes in the first place [which doesn't mean TSA security circus.] You don't have to armour the entire plane, he was specifically getting at cargo holds.
They looked into it if I remember right and I believe the conclusion was that it might've been possible, but wouldn't be cost effective and would be a pain to implement especially since it [obviously] works a lot better on a 747 than a Beech 1900.
Larger aircraft would need such an obscenely large parachute as to make it uneconomical, not to mention that if the hypothetical thing accidentally deploys at low altitude it could slow the plane enough to cause a crash, but not enough to make it a survivable one.
Ryder Brown
You shouldn't be afraid of flying, it's by far the safest form of transport.Tens of millions of flights take off every year without any problems.
Justin Myers
Defending not anti crash measures for civilian planes just makes you look like a jew.
Jaxson Peterson
guys, i did the research, there was no plane, it never crashed because it never took off
Andrew Brown
There will be more planes going down. You'll see.
Carter Edwards
This.
Next OP will ask why they don't make the plane out of the same material as the blackbox
Robert Harris
There are plenty of anti-crash measures. Entire labyrinths of aviation regulations exist.
These ones would do nearly nothing at best, bankrupt airlines and kill people at worst.
The most cost-effective anti-crash measure is not taking off in the first place, but then you've got to drive, and then you're going to die in a car accident instead.
(Actually, I remember some arguing about whether to require babies be seated [and thus parents buy extra seats] invoking the situation that if this was required then more people would drive, increasing rather than decreasing the overall number of dead babies.)
Jonathan Rivera
>most cost-effective shit, cut out that "cost", it should just say "Most effective"
Michael Diaz
>bankrupt >thinks words is the same as actually having safety measures >cost
I wonder who could be behind this post
Ian Ross
A flight attendant said she was "going down" the aisle with the drinks or whatever and I had to pull an all-nighter in the airport, I heard those words and started hyperventilating
Luis Gomez
Because most crashes occur at landing. The next most often occur at takeoff. No time to jump and deploy parachute.
