>Be Noel Gallagher >Ugly as shit >Born into one of the poorest regions of England >Family poor as shit >Abused by father >Not good at anything in school >No talents >Literal NEET at age 20 >Learnt guitar while a NEET because had nothing else to do >Just spent all day becoming good at guitar and writing songs >Most songs were shit but some were good >Got rich and famous aged 27 >Slept with countless women despite being ugly >Had multiple wives, who he cheated on for younger, more attractive models >Now one of the richest, most influential and most desired musicians in history >Every Chad and Stacey in the world knows and sings his songs
>le one hit wonder acoustic guitar I SAID MAYBAY man
fuck off it's not 1992 anymore nobody gives a fuck about this dude
Nathaniel Kelly
faggy radiohead fan please go
Christian Barnes
>Be Liam Gallagher >hooligan haircut >alpha as fuck >faggy brother wants to start a band, needs lead singer >being the frontman allows you to meet even more sluts who want you >get rich as fuck and tell your brother to fuck off >even more successful than him >become the face of the last true rock and roll band
What was his success?
James Nelson
lmao he is shit compared to noel you square
Ian Young
>nobody gives a fuck about this dude >Oasis threads almost every day
Justin Thompson
Actually it was more like >be Liam Gallagher >get band together with your mates >brother wants to join band >let him join >rest of band leave >only original member of Oasis left >brother can't give you the boot because of this >also lead singer >endless stream of one-way banter with brother for years >he can't do fuck all about it BASED
Aaron Reed
You forgot >permanently fucked up his voice, sounds awful now >ruined his band's chance at becoming superstars in america because he couldn't stop acting retarded >has written maybe 2 decent songs in his life >solo career less successful than noel's >is nothing more than the butt of people's jokes nowadays since all he does is insult people/things/places/music in interviews and spout nonsense on twitter >completely deluded and living in the past
Xavier Bennett
So Drive Shaft from Lost is based off these guys, right?
Jordan Johnson
Obviously
Joshua Baker
t. Noel
Jack Thomas
why britpop bands are always bunvh of insufferable cunts
Lincoln Howard
Those were all you, weren't they
Matthew Green
Pulp are alright
Nolan Peterson
What about... er... well... Mansun seemed alright, I guess?
Leo Clark
>What was his success? being a very talented songwriter, precisely knowing the workings of industry, being a grafter, and most importantly having a mentalist brother in whose shade you can hide
Juan Rogers
Paul Draper seems like a miserable, insufferable fuck to me after reading this
>"The band opened their minds and Jesus came into them and the music just flowed out of them like artists, from God to their minds, and their minds to their fingers. Or they just nicked it off Placebo." Banter
Austin Wood
And that's why Blur's better, at least Damon had some redeemable qualities
Eli Roberts
Pretty much this His music's shite and soft but he left us a lot of memories from the 90s. He's the kind of guy you expect success would literally kill and it almost happened in the late 90s but he got himself better. I'm happy for him. He doesn't look too bad now that he is aged.