My girlfriend is sleeping at my side and we didn't have any sex, not even a blowjob what should I do

My girlfriend is sleeping at my side and we didn't have any sex, not even a blowjob what should I do

Wait until she wakes up?

kill yourself

Fuck her.

Have a wank. Camwhore for us so I can masturbate to your pics.

Not to long now before she start getting you to eat cum from other dudes from her pussy

>what should I do?

Jerk off like every other guy in a relationship.

Welcome to adulthood.

LOL looking for something more creative

>Creative

Camwhore for Sup Forums

cum on her

> LOL looking for something more creative

Did she take ambien or anything?

Give her a blowjob first OP.

Tell her you want to be pussy free cuckold and want her to have rich sex life without you. That's the best relationship ever possible.

> Tell her you want to be pussy free cuckold and want her to have rich sex life without you. That's the best relationship ever possible.

When did this become a thing in our culture?

I'm not explicitly complaining because I am an older guy who's cucked a millennial's girl in front of him, but frankly I'd rather just fuck a girl without some sad sack watching, if you know what I mean.

Why is this a thing now?

Spoon up behind her and stick your dick in her. Surprised you even have to ask.

Get yourself a real girlfriend who actually wants to please you. If my girlfriend falls asleep and I stay awake and eventually want to fuck, she doesn't care if I just fuck her while she's sleeping. Sometimes she'll wake up and get into it or sometimes I just bust a nut and go back to whatever I was doing.

fucking gay ass betas dude

> Spoon up behind her and stick your dick in her. Surprised you even have to ask.

First of all, that's rape.

Secondly, how do you do this? Whenever I even try to finger a sleeping girl, unless she's anorexic, I can't get near the pussy. It's between their thighs and how the fuck am I supposed to pry those apart without waking them up?

Looool please tell me that's not true xD

This guy knows how shit works....

Pickle rick!!! xDDDD

how many advances at her did you make? let me guess, 0? your own fault. your girlfriend is now the alpha in your relationship. good going.

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Spooning without raping it's overused allready it doesn't do the trick anymore... One time I started to actually kinda raping her as I did what you say half sleep half awake I was just trying to stick it somewhere, things ended bad LOL

Jerk off and go to sleep.

> This guy knows how shit works....

Well yeah. I got out of a 13 year relationship 2 years ago.

Spent more time jerking off than getting laid. I hated the question "are you jerking off? go to the bathroom" at midnight.

Now I'm banging girls half my age.

I still jerk off all the time, though.

Fuck her between her thighs - not rape. If she wakes and gets into it, fuck her good. Not rape.

She's your GF and doesn't put put? Tell her give it up or GTFO.

> She's your GF and doesn't put put? Tell her give it up or GTFO.

She was my girlfriend. She didn't put out.

Try being in a relationship for over a decade. See how much pussy you get.

she has someone else to fuck, you're just emotional support.

>how do you do this?
carefully, dumbass. once she gets wet you'll have no trouble.

This. Honestly had 3 females the same way. Normally they'd wake up when they came. Fucking loved when they did.

The moment that happens, you're supposed to leave. It's not about the sex but it's her beginning to give up.

Fubs of truth. Do it OP.

No betafag here man

This guy gets it. Glad I'm not the only one.

Roll over and ask your bf for a blowjob.

OP is delusional

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Never achieved that before, getting her wet and fucking while sleeping, once she was half sleep and got really horny and that had a happy ending. Hope I don't have chances to practice this bullshit xDDDDDD

It's true everyone her wants to see you live a long and happy life
> that's why we are advocating you rape the girl who is just now comfortable with you

bruh youre missing out on a reall nice position right there. fucking feels amazing for both people.
dw its really possible

Mhm.. Even posted some pictures and a webm after one time. One of the first responses was a guy who said "tell me you have something. I've been waiting forever to use this. (Posted a gif of something that said " this is my fetish")
It's actually great. Just get permission first. Normally the response is, "if you can do it without waking me up, I don't care". Aaand if they wake up cumming. They still don't care

Just gtfo

I love this anons too

an hero

I get their permission. And typically were living together at that point. So she's been comfortable.. Are you misunderstanding me?

This.. To the guy he responded to.. Please god be a troll. If not.. An hero. Do everybody a favor.

user are you looking for someone to tell you to rape her in her sleep

It's easy to trick her body into wanting sex. If you touch her and kiss her body while she sleeps you can manipulate her unconscious brain into thinking she's horny. After like 20 minutes you can wake her up and she'll want to fuck.

I've done it before with a reasonable success rate. Just make sure she's sleeping first.

Show sauce

Also, you dumb fuck. How can you ask, "how" and admit to trying.... Then shame it as rape. You yourself are a rapist by your own morality and opinion. For not seeing that, or for shaming what you are. Regardless. Gtfo. An hero. Wtf ever at this point. Just die

Old phone man. I'm sorry.. I have a cloud storage on one of the sites that does it. With over 600 pictures and videos. But I'd have to go and make a new one that doesn't show face.. So no dice today user. I'm sorry

Exactly. It's not rape. These fags claiming it's rape are too scared to talk to their girlfriends about what they can and can't do to them so they come to Sup Forums.

FYI most of your girlfriends probably have a rape fetish to some degree so don't be acting like we're actual rapists. SJW cucks.

Jesus.. Are you 16 or just baiting?

Never working man as told just one time may be some more worked but too many time spent to not having any sauce sucks hard

idk what it is.
Im a female and having sex is one of my favourite hobbies
ive always been in a ready state to fuck and have never deinied the oppurtunity to so with my bf.
hes never been denied by me and forced to jack it (unless its a specific kinky night and i want to watch or jack it with him or something.)
am i relationshipping wrong or something?
cuz theres real thotty, slutty girls out the who still have a lower sex drive than me.
but sex seems like an ok-all-the-time-in-all-the-situations kinda thing to me.
are there anyother Sup Forumsitches out there who can relate and/or care to explain this weird sterotype of girls?

This guy gets it. Yeah you're not the only one man. They just need to grow balls and at least ask

Probably you are a troll... But my girlfriend relates she is always ready or just a little bit of play or psychological manipulation makes the trick that's why it really sucks when I go high with her to bed there is noise from neighbors and you can't fucking sleep... Nor rape

For the interest though. Here's her pussy. Had to go find it..

nah i let my bf do this whenever
reall good time
we dont consider that rape
in our realtionship its not rape unless theres a no
cuz we really kinky
but also we trust and know eachother enough and are confident enough to know when to say no and/or not proceed
but like nutting in your sleep is fucking amazing
great thing to wake up too

Nice pussy. Why isn't their a cream pie dripping out?

I do think she could have it but it's not the case I think, since she likes being dominated but going too extreme getd her really bad... Not even thought on slapping on her face choking or shit like that

Doubt you're real.. Tits or gtfo. On another note. This anons depiction of a female is right.

Leave the poor girl alone. Can't you see she's worn out from taking other guys hard cocks? She has to be up early for a full day if dicking as it is. She probably has three lined up for the morning as is and that's only if an unexpected one doesn't pop up, you pathetic excuse for a male! Ask nice and someday she msy let you clean up. Fucking fagget.

We fucked far too much man. I could never build a load big enough to record it.. I have one I think, a video of me pulling out and putting a huge load from pussy to neck.. But again. Way too much to look through.

Fuck you that horny cheese burger doesn't help, I want to see the videos of the sleep fuck

Well then sorry dude. Idk maybe you're just not sexually compatible. You choose where to go from there if that is the case.

ye idk my mind is always like "who could say no to sex amirite?"
and when theres sex involved we typically dont even give a fuck about sleep
never been too high or had a headache or not been in the mood
weird

Cheeseburger? No meat hanging out there. Also tightest pussy I've ever had.. Would hurt my dick a little every time she came

while she is sleeping eat her ass out

My girl is kinda so when the rare time she doesn't want to comes, I get annoyed and sad... We started to life together 3 months ago though and I think we fuck the same, but instead 3 blows 3 days a week is just 1 or 2 all days besides this weird ones...

im offended buuuut im not self concious
and also im lazy as fuck
ill think about it :>

Well how about rub one out and bust it on her face and hair? In the morning you can tell her you were horny but she left you high and dry so you took matters into your own hands. If she complains about having to wash her hair, tell her she now knows her choice: either she takes care of you or you will. And be sure to take pics of your nut on her face and hair. Send it to her every time you are horny.

My ex now. I was a a fugitive. She couldn't do log distance and I'm on house arrest. We tried for another year when I got out. Just didn't work.

dont guys ever have those days where like stress and anxiety cant get it up or just losing the mood altogether after cumming?
or just like a chill not feelin it mood
Id understand if anxiety wouldnt let me get me wet.
im the kinda person to totally get it if my partner didnt want to
i mean we cant just expect a human to be all sex all the time
if its you who initiates most times then here rare days are probably significant to you because of that

Not of her sleeping. Shit quality because long video recorded on just okay phone

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shit on her face

Just do it. Get it over with. Take a note from nike

Fag. Eat her shit

do guys like this or nah?
i get really self conscious of how tight i am sometimes

And how to keep up with the daily sex non stop without initiating? That's the fucking big question

tried and true, man

That looks like a fucking Asian tight pussy would love to wreck it

I loved it. Would almost make me cum instantly. I'm the (you).

Like what? I nice peach looking pussy? Yes.

Meat hanging like an overstuffed sandwich? No. Save the meat flaps for a big sandwich with mustard and horseradish.

What, my ex? Pure white.. And tight as all fucking hell. Freaky as shit too. I still have love for her and still talk to her on occasion

have you had sex with her before? if yes then talk with her about if you are really horny would it be okay to fuck her while she sleeps. be sure to let her know it's okay if she wakes up and says no then you will stop.

Just jerk off and cum on her.

And see above.. Those other two pictures are her.. The ass was amazing. To me anyways. I like them thick and not firm. And the tits were perfect, perky b's. Which is also what I like.. She had a slight six pack when she laughed though, just natural. Which was a turn off

what im saying is that if she isnt initaiting that much then theres just a higher success rate
if its you intiating most times then youre more likely to run into those dry days
anyway, dude just like talk to her about it
tell her youd think itd be hot if she intiated more or if she was more forward
or like confidence and knowing or taking what you is sexy in women or something
shit like that can usually stick in a girls mind
discuss what you both want and then compromise with something in the middle ya feel?

nah like a pussy tight enough to hurt sometimes

Yes. It's part of wife material.

Also. Tits or gtfo. Timestamp obviously

Fuck you i had to look and I threw up chunks in my mouth

noice B)

Still. Tits or gtfo. But after you saying your pussy is that tight.. Pussy or gtfo

swallow the brown pill, matey

Fuck all of you people and the forced meme..

Sounds to be too logic and safe to come from b LOL nice point she usually likes me to initiate and she ses too say no no Im tired but it's just playing... Anyway I use to speak almost everything but not everything, you know the world like a rock never comes back after throwing it, and you know how many times a girl can think about something that didn't sound cool for her

*the word like a rock, fuck corrector