Provw you arent underage

provw you arent underage

No you first cunt

I enjoy Phil Collins

My first memorable fap was to a Madonna music video

I 12

I collected pogs

OP here, i played star wars galixies

and bought that during the pre cu days

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when i grew up we had dialup internet

I've used a landline telephone before

I browse Sup Forums because it is the only place where fake smiles and small talk aren't respected.

Life has beaten all hope out of me and I feel that people who are happy don't know enough to be miserable.

9/11

Northern Exposure was underrated.

56kbps was all the rage

I was in Yellowstone working for the conservation corps when 9/11 happened. We heard it from the ranger station radio. It was hard to grasp how big of a deal it was until I got back days later and saw the footage.

I was high on meth when the twin towers fell

Holy crap, I got mail! Look at all these stores and random people who like me!

You could of stopped it. But you decided to pick your face take part the lawn mower and touch yourself with black hands.

>Phil Collins
Was pretty gas after he left Genesis m8

I downloaded girls gone wild snoop doggy style on kazaa and it took a week to download. Fapped once and deleted it

>his phone corrects "gay" to "gas"
You have to lay off shitposting on Sup Forums for a while, fam.

I wasn't a face picker at that time. I was still a tweekend user.

My first computer was a Tandy 1000.

Also I fucked your mom, back when she was perky

I was born in a year that started with 1

Faggot

Lel

>I was born in a year that started with 1
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I got two adult offspring.

I am 12 and what is this

I voted for Trump because I am a mature adult and not an underage snowflake who still wears diapers and can't stop crying.

It's time to go to sleep grandpa.

Blockbuster

I remember playing marbles at school back in 99'

This nigga is old

My first computer was a Tandy but I don't know the model. It was around 1990 and had 4 MB RAM that my dad upgraded to 8 MB. It had Win 3.1 and MS-DOS 6.22.

I used to call my friends on the house phone.

You know, the one that has a cord attached to the wall.

Did it have Oregon trail?

>My daddy says my nipples are as hard as sapphires.
Still get me chuckling after all these years.

Fuck you Mittens get off the computer. You're not fooling anyone you cat jerk.

i can mimic the dial up noise pretty well.

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damn

Nah it didn't. I grew up on Warcraft 1 and I remember buying WC2 when it first came out. Very first game I remember playing that came with my PC was Captain Comic 2. I was like 3-4 at the time. I was big on Jazz Jackrabbit 1-2 and a fighting game called One Must Fall 2097

them quads

I remember watching Monica Lewinsky testify before Congress.
In fact, I remember watching Oliver North testify before Congress.
I voted for Reagan.
I am definitely NOT underage.

Jimmy Carter was the worst president we ever had at the time, bc he didn’t do anything.

Only later did i realize he was the best president, for the very same reason.

Can you do NO CARRIER, though?

My farts smell like a mixture of magma and lost souls.

My first album was a cassette tape of Weird Al's 'food album' on my walkman. I heard 'eat it' and 'fat' before i ever heard the michael jackson songs they were based on.

Also I miss my mom.

Fast food is gross.

My first fap was was facilitated by a 486 with dial-up. Pretty sure it was badly scanned penthouse pictures on a geocities webpage.

Prove your not underage.

One time, I saw a video of a boy putting his pee pee in a girl's pee pee and it made my pee pee feel funny.

Same. I heard them on the bus. Someone had to explain. Had no idea what they were talking about. Also never saw Michael Jackson’s hair start of fire, and since in those days, if you missed it, you just fucking missed it, I have only ever imagined it. Realizing now that it was probably replayed on the news for a week, & I could have seen it, and probably see it today on the Jews tube.

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Also, saw the news of first World Trade center bombing on a 386 with the Prodigy dial-up service.

Grew up with a rotary phone.

I was a bicentennial baby.

>penthouse
I was struggling to remember the source of pics I've fapped to as a teen. Thank you.

Goo goo ga ga

I should also mention I never heard 'Billie Jean' until like four years ago, despite reading an article about it at least 18 or so years ago. Good song.

I was 6 when we got our first PC. It had an intel 386 with Dos 4 and HyperDOS. HyperDOS was a really cool (cool for the time anyway) program that gave DOS a customizable GUI. I had word perfect, some banner printing software and a dotmatrix printer. I remember my dad actually having to call Apogee software to purchase the full version of Duke Nukem (not Duke Nukem 3d) and Monster Bash which they had to snail mail.

I bought Diablo 1 the day it came out.

You used to have to type 'win' to get to Windows,

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>1999 was 30 years ago

My first computer had a 5.25" floppy disk. I got the internet in 8th grade with a brand new 28.8 modem.

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Raven Riley

prove you're not underage OP!!
*Points aggressively towards OP*

I remember Watergate.

the truth is out

I remember the 5th of november

I had Sega channel.

I remember when Britney was a hot virgin.

Genesis was pretty "gas" ever since Peter left it.....

>virgin.

when I was growing up, we got all got a brand new state of the art Samsung Note 8

I remember Reagan as president.

what a glorious time it was.... *sniff*

Emperor's New Groove is the best disney movie

I played Halo 2 on LAN at college

reported to fbi

ok...i just spit up a little in my own mouth...

but i can listen to eartha kitt all day....

>31st december 1999
>All people were like 'we're all gonna die, computers will go crazy and release nukes'

dial-up AOL and slingo

I pulled a 16hr shift that day because like half the crew I worked with were afraid their microwave was gonna come alive and murder their family.

I know how to spell "Prove" correctly the first time.

they weren't wrong for believing it.
have you seen maximum overdrive?

The Aristocats was a fun Disney movie to watch as a kid

Remember VCR

Shit, midnight already?

I can legally purchase a firearm

i ran a FidoNet node out of my house

i bought Computer Shopper when it was a thick monthly magazine

i've worked on 10BaseT networks, 10Base2 networks, TokenRing, and AIX ThinkNet.

my first phone was a sony ericsson that i had to share with my sister

I was born in 99, literally anything I experienced was experienced by almost anyone underage...I still hate my generation, though...

Do you remember?

I am im 17

I'm underage and I used to use dialup