Wife offered to make my fat ass pie. What type of pie should I ask for?

Wife offered to make my fat ass pie. What type of pie should I ask for?

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Pumpkin

Made that last time want somthing different

How about apple then?

That sounds pretty damn good

Thats what im going with, thank you user.

No problem, enjoy your pie

This is a nice wholesome thread :)

Its odd. I figured it would be full of " hur cream pie "

Steak n cheese!!! whoateallthepies.co.nz/menu/

What the fuck where have these been?!

Lol new zealand mate.

marlborough apple pie.....its pretty amazing

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Apple pie but it's gotta be green apples.

This looks great thanks for the idea

gooseberry

ass pie

Agreed

raspberry pie.
it will smell nice, but be bitter overall and filled with tiny seeds.

have her make you a creampie you fucking cuck.
eat it all out of her and cry yourself to sleep pretending that your marriage isnt in shambles.

Are they still im season?

Pumpkin since its in season

Pillow cant make you pie huh?

marlborough apple pie.....seriously better that normal apple pie

Tell her dont bother, that bitch will probably fuck it up. Then you will have to eat a burnt pie to make her feel better

The fuck is that?

then you just eat it with icecream. still pretty good.

>ask for apple pie
>wait for waifu to sleep
>fuck the shit out of the pie
>the pie is still Im Season

i think it is just ending. i dont really know
are you implying that my relationship with my girl picture pillow is not valid? we have been symbolically married by my teddy bear and my WoW female dark elf was our witness.

You eat ice cream with any fresh pie

pistachio pie...not the bullshit jello kind but real pistachio pie

Key Lime Pie master race, of course.

Simple as fuck and so tasty you will destroy it, gain 5 pounds and beg for more.

Key limes are in season right now too.
allrecipes.com/recipe/15880/key-lime-pie-vii/

Cream pie is my favorite thing to eat.

do that joke from the place i forget.
ask for blueberry
when she makes it flip out, throw it on the ground, and yell that you asked for cherry.
beat your wife until she is cowering in the corner in the fetal position.
then laugh and say that you were just joking and say that you did ask for blueberry
demand that she makes you a new one.

Don't listen to these degenerates. Make chocolate pie

pizza pie

Jesus, you are fat. Why not just eat the ice cream, fatty

Other fatfag here, because ice cream+pie is tastier and gets you fatter quicker.
Duh.

This

ask for some of her pie

Itt: A bunch of goofs that haven't tried butterscotch pie

Ice creampie sounds painful

Try it once