Who here obsessed with eating ass/thighs

Who here obsessed with eating ass/thighs
I don't even think of actual fucking anymore. I just want to sniff, kiss, nibble and tongue-massage & tongue-fuck a cute, clean butthole

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Seriously. I know exactly how you feel. All I want is ass. I got it on my mind day and night.

me, though im gay so there isnt many other options. one of my first sexual experiences was rimming so i think that kinda left an impression.

I just love hacving a smooth clean boy butt sit on my face while i jerk off.

my gf doesnt let me eat her ass but i want to so badly

Same fucking boat. I just lost my virginity earlier this week and the first thing I went for was ass to mouth. It's the submission and tabooness that turns me on and when I bite the inner thigh in just the right place she gets a fucking kick out of it. 10/10 experience.

Just fucking do it lad, she won't stop you. Just don't go for a kiss afterwards.

it's sometimes easier to get forgiveness than permission...

It's fun but only before I learned that doing atm can result in serious parasites and bacteria even if the ass is certified clean. H. Pylori is one.

Also ass play is very fuckin' gay. Like, certified homo gay.

I'm the very same, OP. My gf loves getting her ass eaten out when it happens, but she only lets it happen rarely enough. Nothing better than her face down ass up and just going to town. She'll usually let me fuck her ass afterwards too, cos if she's letting me do it, it means she's nice n clean.

I'm not gay, but only because dudes don't turn me on. That said, I have no interest in pussy. All I want is ass. Tight, wet ass.

Go down on her and then slip your tongue in there. Watch her jump to the ceiling.

>but only because dudes dont turn me on

as opposed ot what? isn't that the only reason someone isn't gay?

I'm fascinated with sniffing and licking asshole, with cute Latinas in particular

But I'm still into normal stuff too

so... did you do ass to mouth on your first fuck?

Thank you dude, I thought I was going crazy. I'm worried I've nearly exhausted all the porn of it I can find on the shallow end. It's hard to find ones that don't devolve to farting or shaming you, not into that shit just want to worship some hot women assholes without cringing.

>h. Pylori
You can also get this from in sanitized food water or utensils which is more likely. You should be fine as long as you brush your teeth and use mouthwash afterwords just hygienic stuff

Has anyone here tried to blow air into an ass, like into a tuba? What happens? I got the idea only after I became single.

drink and do it

My mouth, her ass. Hell yeah.

It'll make her fart. You ever suck air into your ass?

that's not what ass to mouth is...

I don't eat ass but I have my ass eaten so I can sympethise. It feels pretty good but I always get scared it's not clean enough and this is a major issue for me.

Nope and nope. Trust me. I had a long, embarrassing talk with my gastroenterologist. It's "possible" to get it from food or water, but unless you live in India or where food standards are nonexistent, it'll only happen from that.

I got accused of being a coprophile. I had to explain to him in so many words that I wasn't.

That would never work unless her asshole was permagaped, or you were blowing through a straw. Skin is too tight to open by blowing.

...yes it is

No I mean REALLY blow it. Like fuckin miles Davis on the trumpet. Just go Bitches Brew on her asshole.

Make sure it's shaved, don't eat the day before, and wipe. If you want to be serious do an enema, that's what gays/pornstars do.

Just form a tight seal with your lips and just let it rip. Come on guys, there's a lot of weird shit on the internet, there's no way me thinking about blowing air into a girl's asshole hasn't been done yet.

Well was the female hygienic? I know my girl is, it looked bleached like a pornstars.

I'm not starving myself, I'm actually quite underweight and I wouldn't be able to do something like that.

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kids these days...

>put my lips and her ass
>and let it rip through my ass

The Jews have niggers rap about it then white kids think it's cool so they go and eat ass. They are laughing at you idiots.

Ass to mouth is when you fuck her ass with your penis, then shove your shit covered penis in her mouth

Oh yeah, there's that. Forgot. Guess I just "ate her ass"

Ive eating alot of ass in my day. Never gotten sick from it.

Anyone got any Webms?

thank you for being honest. +1. Now, your new mission is real ass to mouth!

Yep. It's unavoidable; the bacteria is all over the asshole and inside and whatnot. You probably have it already, to be honest. Not everyone reacts to it. Some people's h. Pylori stays dormant for years. I almost died of gastritis caused by that, but that's just me.

And h. Pylori's just one of them. There's a whole alphabet of stuff happening in a person's asshole that could get passed to you if it hasn't already.

Eating ass is one of the lewdest nontaboo things you can do so of course it's a hot button topic in our degenerate, desensitized times. Wish I could go back to just jerking off to lesbians kissing, now I'm obsessed with thicc sloppy wet pussy peaches and cheeks. Can't stop sinning.

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>shove your shit covered penis in her mouth
the penis doesn't have to be "shit covered"

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Fuck it that's what antibiotics are for

stop scaring these poor anons. If it was that bad, people wouln't do it constantly in porn. I've eaten ass, the first time maybe... hell many years ago. Besides, that bacteria from the ass? Yea, that shit is all over the pussy and lower cheeks too in smaller amounts. It's not that bad, you just got unlucky.

>died of gastritis


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH well yea, now we know you're just trolling, you christian missionary position preacher.

this is correct, people overthink it, but you can be clean (not 100% though)

I remember doing anal first time with girl, no condom. In the heat of the moment it's not gross it's crazy

I haven't eaten ass in like 15 years, but another thread for me thinking about it, and now it's all I think about when I see the hot college girls walking around downtown.

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>Can't stop sinning
I don't think it's a sin it's just stupid. People do it so they can say they did it not because it is anything super pleasurable.

that's eatin pussy from behinid. he has to go higher...

also i'd love to give a lick

I'm begging for the sauce boss

Lick away

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This stupid bitch I used to fuck apparently wanted to really impress me so while I was fucking her ass she kept stopping me to suck my dick over and over again. And I'm thinking, yeah I get it, you're ass to mouthing me, big fucking deal. Do you want a cookie? Now stop so I can cum in your ass you stupid bitch

Yeah, this is total bullshit. Unless you have some kind of infection, it is perfectly safe.

Fuck, I've been eating my wife's pussy and asshole three or four times a week for about twenty years now without a problem.

lovely. That the ass you got access to? Feels good man. My girl, she's hairy. And even though she lets me eat i never really cared for salad, if you know what i'm sayin..

Nah dude, I'd rather eat ass than have sex it's real and not good.

You're right, it takes a course of three antibiotics and about a month or two of PPIs, but fuck it. Pylori is just getting off easy. You can get worse things.

And porn is supposed to be an indicator of anything healthy? Those people are probably all fucked too, they just don't check it unless it bothers them. I had crazy fuckin heartburn, got a gastroscopy (the tube in the mouth) had a biopsy of my stomach done. Acute gastritis and tested positive for h. Pylori. Went on antibiotics, had that shit cleared up, and don't have heartburn or gastritis anymore. But this is just me; my h pylori infection was active. Yours can be dormant for years if you've got it.

Just roll with it don't be selfish lol, if anything you should of gave her props rare to get sloppy hoes who aren't mentally warped

>Who here obsessed with dingleberries

fuck off

well maybe your immune system sucks or whatever. People have been eating ass for thousands of years and lived, at least the healthy ones. Just stop posting here, cause all you're doing is making people worried just cause your body couldn't handle a simple infection. Thanks for the concern, but please go suck pussy in another thread.

Hey, you know what, do what you want. I don't think anyone in their right mind is going to come to Sup Forums and lecture people on health or whatever. I'm saying the risk is there and it's real.

You know what? If you think you're so sure, go get a referral and get tested for h. Pylori. It costs about $200 out of pocket, but then you'll know.

But at least you can say you ate ass and are now one of the cool kids.

Eat all the ass you want. Go to an all you can eat ass buffet, it doesn't matter to me. Since you admitted that it's possible, then maybe you're the one that should fuck off, you know? How much more can you profess your love for analingus anyway?

>People have been eating ass for thousands of years

citation needed
fucking millennials

There's nothing wrong with being sexually adventurous, but maybe people should be more aware of the risks.

I love sniffing girl's asses

I didn't even bother going after that, to be honest. I just hope he can dig up some hieroglyphics of ancient Egyptians tongue punching fart boxes, or diagrams of Hindus tongue jacking shit spitters. At least Greeks or Romans or something, at least.

>fucking millennials
Seriously, these kids eat ass but have usually never barebacked a bitch and nutted in her cervix. A hardcore raw creampie is probably the most intense nut a guy can have.

Get a full-on human centipede going

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All these kids do all day is literally eat ass, vape, and shitpost. That's basically the millennial starter kit.

i was born in 82 you little shits. Also, the roman emperors hired anal sex experts, fucked their sisters and what not. You really think they didn't stick a lick or two in there somewhere? Read a book.

whatever, enjoy your worms

if the people you've been with have had worms i really think you should collectively go seek medical help.

after you, buttboy

I'm telling you man my ex didn't want it but once while I was licking her pussy I went for that smooth hole and she immediately moaned. Told me to stop but continued and she loved it. Then the next time we were drunk and she didn't say anything. And so it began

James Joyce ate ass
The Greeks ate ass
Some presidents, statistically speaking, have probably eaten ass