How can i get a prostitute right now

how can i get a prostitute right now

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Craigslist. Backpage.

Protip. Most prostitutes are disgusting.
If you want to fuck a porn-star-tier prostitute, become a regular at a strip club and find a 18-19 yo stripper who moonlights on the side on her nights off for a select group of trusted customers.

It's an order of magnitude better. Pic related, $150 an hour, $50 for 15 minute quick, $20 for a blowjob.

I got a regular I met off of meetme. I call her a whore to make her cry because she has a kid and she can't hold a job at red lobster

how do check them out before hand, like to not die or get arrested

>I want to break the law without risk
pfft. good luck with that.

Get them to go to your place followed by touching her breast and her touching your Dick before paying

Is meetme like Craigslist for personals?

It's a dating site, saw this profile about a girl asking for money and I asked her what she would do for money. I asked her if she would cuddle with me for money and then I jumped the question if she would like me to give a 100 for sex

Pic related

Damn that's sad but kuddos for using the system.

Got a pic of her?

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Yeah it's sad and then she goes off buying weed

And this is the Post asking for work, I talked to her about it while she was giving me a hand job and she said that she'll do anything to give her kid a good life

Pic related

She seems just like a basic woman.

Poor kid has a whore for a mother.

She's looking for a man atm, do you think I should get with her for unlimited sex

definitely. getting into a relationship with a prostitute makes sooooo much sense.

I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.

Depends.

Do you want to deal with that type of person? And being semi held responsible for helping her with her kid?

Got anymore pics?

Only if you wanna deal with all her bullshit and issues. Be a sugar daddy/ like vip customer, but don't be her "man" it's gonna ruin the mood

Are you being sarcastic?

I don't want to help her kid just live with her and help her with rent, she'll be my side piece whenever my gf doesn't want to give me sex

Have you had experience? Tell me more plz

How black are you?

This much

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Dude it's common sense. Dating a prostitute is like dating a shitty fucked up girlfriend to the next level. You're asking to put up with bs. Keep her as a bootycall, not a gf. You're helping her out by paying, don't actually date

But I like to cuck my gf and I don't want to pay 100 for 30 minutes everytime when I can just give her a some rent money for a month giving me some free booty calls

Just be careful not to get caught up with some bs and next thing you know she's forcing you to be the child's dad and shit

Boy, if he calls me daddy im out

Damn you're adorable. Prettier than that whore mom.

" HEY .... do you sell your vagina . Im asking for a friend. "

Thanks but im an ugly girl

If you're using Backpage, or any other website, look for their numbers in the ad. Googling their number would usually bring up other ads and photos like half the time. L.E. usually does on day stings. So their ads won't be posted constantly like the local whores

ask your local police department

just go to the nearest brothel, duh...

I wouldn't say so.

One more pic for the road?

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Man I wish I knew some random slutty girls that are dtf for $50 or whatever. A downside of being a richfag professional I guess. Don't want to pay $$$$$ for a good escort, don't want to pay $ for a random CL whore, but would pay $$ for a 7/10 who I have some chemistry with that needed help paying her rent. Oh well.

Lol you have hairy toes. Same here.

Why are sweaty? Where you watching cops?

Traaaappp!!!!!

Exercises

Traps can't get preggers

Well shit. Got a pic of your ass then? Since you were working out, bending over shouldn't be to hard for you.

If you're looking for cheap, shitty, hookers they are in abundance on Backpage.

No, not even I would post nudes of myself on the internet

call your mom

Don't have to be nude.

>how can i get a prostitute right now
This is the stupidest fuckin question I have ever read

Literally 90% of the internet is porn, sluts, sex ads, hook up sites and prostitutes

It's like going to the bakery and asking where you can buy a fuckin bread

Also a tip about prostitues: they are not as amazing in bed as you might expect. Most of them are pretty average. Be prepared for half ass attitude and blowjob with a condom on

You are an awful person. Just die already

And?

>woman in need of money to support her bad decisions
>man gives her money to satisfy his needs
>both people are consenting
yea nah, ur a fag for questioning capitalism
if the bitch didnt want to be a whore, she'd keep her job at red lobster

are you dead yet?

Thanks for backing me bro but I'm not a guy, a woman has needs to and I'm not getting pregnant by messing with a guy

No

Ya, but you never thought of killing yourself because making girls cry makes your willy silly?

The capitalism of this situation ends where your enabling begins.

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How willing are hookers to wierd shit like footjobs or armpit fucking?

Jeez. This attitude.

I'm going to bed. just remember that saying that goes you will die a horrible painful death unless you reply with "I AM A FAGGOT AND I DESERVE TO DIE"

it depends on the lady, but those seem pretty easy to accommodate. I think most would be up for it if you wanted to do it instead of fucking her pussy, ass, or mouth

Easily and foot jobs are weird but armpits . This bitch gave me 2 foot jobs and I came buckets from the feeling of her foot on my dick

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Find a good whore forum for your area. For me, it's TNA Board, but I've used one called ECCIE when traveling. Ads, reviews, references, etc. When my wife is being a prude, I hit up some well-reviewed whore for some anal. Almost zero risk of LE this way.

>beta.meetme.com
>lol

These lame, never ending expenses; She's obviously got a drug problem, mang.

100 dollars for handjob.fuck that....go to shady Asian massage parlor..you can fuck most of them sluts

I'm sure this won't fuck up the kid.

You people are stupid.

It's bad over here in texas, most of them are fake run by cops

5-0 love these busts because of asset forfeiture laws. They are mala prohibita bullshit and you risk disease yes can get herp a derp from bj and have fun on sex offender list for life for being s normal male human being.

Oh, as defense atty, btw dumbs shits anal massage parlors have hidden camera so smile if you think that's private (I'm not taking staged bs on net but I've seen evidence firsthand).

Streetwalkers are disease ridden,

I don't see risks just work at getting a regular woman which albeit could be argued to be indirect prostitution or goto outlying counties in NV or... Take your chances but caveat emptor I defend this cases and I feel bad for guys who lose wife, kids, reputation and job because they are normal male who craved a bj for fresh source,

As for LEO check as Atty ask if suspect escort will do nude modeling btw -- it's not illegal but they are on a production bust sting snd will balk at it water any legit how will go,sure. Dead giveaway always counsel my clients.

Mala prohibita crimes are bullshit holdovers from Puritanism or gov is pissed they aren't getting tax revenue is reality.

Ask a criminal defense atty anything and no I don't take violent crimes fuck that body of clientele.

But the kid ain't mine so it's not my responsibility

Eros
Tnaforum
Eroticmonkey
Eccie

Google those. Peace.

Damn...so they just put the ad up and bust you when you get there?

Yep

As for AMP some risk having evidence for streaming vid on net esp in MI. I known have seen state exhibits. And I'm not talking about that staged shit I've seen all in same parlor with beautiful Asians who do anything that's fake.

Take your chances. Find a gf for g sake I guess as defense atty I see gov rake my clients over coals lose cars, wife, kids, job reputation (if job had moral turpitude requirement) it's all bullshit

As late great George Karlan said :
Fucking is legal
Selling is legal
Why isn't selling fucking legal?

(Between consenting adults ). CP and Daisey destruction which I viewed at seminar I couldn't sleep that night it is real and fucked up.

Wait so brothels and prostitutes aren't legal in America, land of the free?

Here in Australia they have brothels in most areas even the burbs, and prostitutes advertise with their price lists and menus on backpage all the time. Of course they can't say they'll do anything illegal like drugs, but they suggest it.

Because our country was founded by puritans and stupid zeitgeist persists.

I think IRs would love revenue if regulated and zoned Same def arty here. It's retarded.

Also 50 gets tons decoy busts and we completely unconstitutional asset forfeiture laws that cash strapped municipalities in USA get boner over for revenue supplementation.

go to a brothel and hire some pussy

had a divorced white mom that lived in my apt building. She was always borrowing 20-30 bucks for grocery money. Knew she wasn't gonna pay it back, so when she asked if there was anything i ever needed help with to ask, well I said " you can suck my dick" she was appalled and said no " i am not a whore" and didnt talk to me for month...till she came over and asked " can I borrow 30 dollars? " told her " you know the deal" and shockingly she was sucking my dick. eventually talked her into fucking me and introduced her to some of my other friends too that would throw her some cash to suck and fuck. she had plenty of customers, desperate moms will do just about anything...