/nfl/ general - CLEVELAND BROCKS edition

IND: Colts take $2.5M flier on Barkevious Mingo
CLE: Browns to release Robert Griffin III
NE: Report: Browns to try to trade for Garoppolo
LAC: Russell Okung lands monster deal with Chargers
WAS: Redskins land hard-hitting S D.J. Swearinger
FA: Eddie Lacy visiting the Seahawks and Vikings
FA: Free agent ILB Gerald Hodges visiting Chiefs
NO: Saints keep Nick Fairley with four-year deal
BAL: Ravens put pen to paper with Danny Woodhead
BAL: Ravens pick up Mike Wallace's option for 2017
BUF: Bills sign swiss-army-knife DB Micah Hyde
FA: Vikes let RFA Charles Johnson hit open market
HOU: Texans trade Brock + 2nd round pick to CLE, now have no QB, no plan, and no hope.

>Jaguars signed two of the top free agents available at premier positions
>absolutely no hype

have we finally learned?

>no Soup
>no Swearinger

>55 million cap
>sign glennon and let jeffery walk

who let pace have a job

12th for Deshaun

The tits have sogned special teams ace Darren Bates


Meh

really I just want to be a pretty girl

>TJ Lang left Detroit with no deal

PULL THE TRIGGER JOHN

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Browns QB situation. Who is the likely starter?

Did they get a new QB coach?
Bortles regressed so hard it's unbelievable.

Jimmy Garoppolo

What do you think goes through the mind of someone being traded to/drafted by the Browns?

Jimmy G

jimmy garoppolo

everyone except them

A bullet?

There is hope with all them draft picks?

Their starter isn't on the roster yet, that's pretty much certain.

If they trade #1 overall for Garopollo, I will die of laughter.

They released RGIII so it's my understanding that they have Brock and a tackling dummy.

>at least it's cheap to live in this shithole

>lacy visiting the Vikings

Please don't sign him vikes unless he will take MCChickens instead of dollars

really though that defense played better than people though last year, bortles is holding that team back forever

They'll probably eat Osweillers guaranteed salary and release him, then draft a qb in the 2nd

Even the weed sucks in Cleveland

chase "i hold the clipboard" daniel

Hue Jackson is gonna start himself at QB watch

Pretty much this. Cleveland is gang ridden as fuck, the most nigged up city after Detroit.

>>>>Screencapped and I'll be sure to post it this time, next year because retards like you honestly need to be aborted but since that doesn't happen I'm going to do the next best thing and make fun of you until you kill yourself
>>>Capped this so I can post it in every single thread when I'm right
>>Capped this so when go before the judge for killing your mother I can show that she was harboring cancerous retards (you) and argue her murder was a public service
>Capped this so when I rape your right boi pussy I can say you asked for it
Capped this so when you try putting your hands on me and I put you on the fucking ground and curpstomp your head into the sewer-system I can prove that it was in self-defense.

>Pats win the owl and get the #1 overall pick
>Bill then trades it for endless lower rounds picks
>Wins the owl again anyway

>hope
>Browns

>They took muh Calais Cambell
THEY BETTER NOT WASTE THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN

>from Denver to Cleveland in two seasons

Marijuana. Not even once.

The time they can make a big splash in FA and they fucking sign 2 STs players and one of them is gonna sign a contract making him the highest paid ST player in the NFL

L M A O
JUST FUCK MY PROCESS UP JON ROBINSON

They have Kessler who started most of last season. RG3 suited up for like two games all year.

What if the Browns get Hightower?

What kind and how many draft picks will the Browns throw at Bill for Jimmy?

If the pats budge without having to give up the #1 pick for Jimmy G, he's our guy

If not, I'm guessing Kessler or someone we draft.

>JennaLaineESPN @JennaLaineESPN
>Source tells me that Cowboys safety J.J. Wilcox now has a visit scheduled with the Bucs

Jason Licht isn't fucking about.

Just like Steve Young. Just like Tom Brady. Just like Aaron Rodgers.

Even the Browns know he's a system babby. Hell the Pats carried Brady to an owl last year.

I thought Cooks was getting traded to NE? What happened with that?

>now have no QB, no plan, and no hope.

Did you even watch football last year? Texans pulled off what was thought to be impossible. They actually have MORE options now.

Now all that said, RIP Brock. I feel bad for him now. By the way, other teams are talking to the Browns about possibly trading them for Brock now.

i really thought he was gonna end up in denver, that d-line would have been scary

all of them

They'd win the FA bowl

Would be neat, they have the money and he would probably love being teamed up with Collins again, but they just didn't offer him a contract.

Could Sam Hinkie secretly be pulling the strings for the Browns?

The Texans won nine games with Osweiler and a great defense, and a meh backup.

The Browns will have Osweiler, no receivers, no runners, no defense, and Kessler as a backup.

Over/Under 3 wins, Tony?

>Patriots win the SB
>possibly get the no. 1 draft pick by dumping off one of their system QBs

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jeffery has wanted out of chicago since 2014, is always injured, and just came off a suspension.
You would have to vastly overpay him to stay on a team he doesnt want to be on.

The Browns won't have Osweiler, either he gets traded or they cut him by weekend.

>Bucs and Browns not fucking about today
I'm intrigued.

>brock osweiler has a playoff win

Butler is only tendered and he can put the brakes on the trade if he wants to

No he doesn't

Why the fuck would they cut him, he sucks but there's no universe in which he's worse than Kessler.

>still asshurt
>muh pinkie

With a talented, veteran safety alongside Tandy I can't think of any holes in this team that they'd be forced to address via the draft.

This is a weird feeling.

you are the worst Vikings trip, end your life

>pats trade jimmy G for 12th overall pick
>trade 12th to saints for cooks
>keep butler and sign him to a reasonable extension
>trade 32nd pick for 2 3rd rounders for absolutely no fucking reason at all


pretty good

Is this the part where you argue the Texans win doesn't count, because the Raiders QB was injured?

Because stats do not work that way.

It's like the local bully convincing the special ed kid that his tuna sandwich is a generational tuna sandwich, so the special ed kid trades him for his lunchable. Someone needs to step in.

I'm just miffed by it period.

That and letting Swearinger go? Keim better work some fucking magic.

But yeah, Denver would've been scary as fuck with Calais in that lineup

because they have a shit load of cap space and got a 2nd round pick from the Texans. They could pay his $16 mil guaranteed salary, drop him, and get a decent draft pick

Kessler had a passer rating of 92 behind the worst offensive line in football. He's not only better but much better than Brock.

>Why the fuck would they cut him
Because they were never interested in him in the first place, they made the trade for the pick, dumbass.

Holy shit wasn't Webb a rookie like 3-4 years ago?

who isn't better than Brock?

.... which they will fuck up.

Because Cleveland.

you forgot
>draft 2 white boys in the 3rd round who end up thriving under Billy B

Say
My
Name

We still have Badger, Jones, and Golden at least. And maybe Nkemdiche has been impressing them.

Maybe.

Give me a reason not to blow my brains out right now

Lacy pls resign. I know everyone wants u gone but I don't I love you bb

Bryce Petty

I actually want Glennon do well. seems like a cool dude

You might pick up Brock soon

Kessler.

......This user seriously wants to argue that the QB of a 1-15 team is better than Peyton Manning's one-time backup.

I call shenanigans.

Granted, this is like arguing which Affleck is least talented, but facts are facts.

Learn the difference between "resign" and "re-sign," you fucking alliterate.

DJ Swearinger

>on this years episode of Packers GM doing absolutely nothing in free agency and letting all his players sign with other teams

...

>a reason NOT to blow my brains out

hey, at least fitz came back for another year. i really think palmer's best years are behind him, but i'm betting arians picks up a QB in the second or something to learn behind him. you still have PP and mathieu as well

Texans had the same amount of injuries if not more. Also you said that the Texans would still lose even without Carr.

Legitimately worried about the bucs this year.

>QB is the only thing to winning
You best be baiting you dumb reddit spacing fuck.

Young was traded to the nanners for a bologna sandwich and Brady was the 4004th overall pick, what the fuck point are you trying to make

might get Pryor

the Jints and their 2 headcase diva WRs might explode

yeah i hear a lot about the dudes character.

Probably comes easy being white, over 6'6" and worldclass athlete.

Why are you so autistic m8

>no receivers
Just untrue
>no runners
If Crowell goes they'll be down but I liked Johnson Jr.
>no defense
No backfield for sure, but the front is okay. I say that nicely.
Now all of these can still be addressed in the draft too (and FA isn't over), Garrett is a lock for 1 and I think the Browns will go defense 2nd on

Just filter that cuck like everyone else

They were all unproven that teams based their future on.

We shall see.

I know we're completely make or break right now, but again, it just sucks seeing great guys going

>Why are you so right m8
ftfy

does EDGE stand for something or is it just a DE?

it just means edge rusher. could refer to a DE or an OLB

Well, the Texans have had no QB at all since 2002, and continue to not make the AFC title game, so what's a nigga gonna believe.

I didn't say you were wrong, I asked why you're so autistic. Little things like that on a Mongolian comic strip website shouldn't bother you so much.

>trade 12th for mediocre speed receiver that can't catch a cold
How is that good