User in consideration for the crime for which you now stand committed...

user in consideration for the crime for which you now stand committed, by order of the court I am sentencing you to prison for the term of your natural life, without the possibility of parole

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What's the charge bitch?

Being a racist on the internet.

I'm not a racist, more of a sexist you cunt.

I find you in contempt of the court, I will be adding 30 days in jail to your sentence thank you and goodbye

what's 30 days on top of my natural life going to matter

>natural life

STATIST

jokes on you bitch

THere's nothing natural about my life.

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Don't worry, Trump will pardon me too, He loves all the racists.

Haha! I don't have a life. Jokes on you, your bitchyness!

>Sentenced for natural life
>Can haunt all I want in my afterlife

Objection! On the grounds that you're being a cunt.

term suspended if dubs

dindu buffin ya dayum bitch

>Judge may I file some charges now?

Wait, hold on officers, uncuff him......

Okay user, I'll give you a fair shake. Roll trips, and all charges will be dropped. You will walk out of here a free man.

Deal

Roll

Deal.

I will roll your 'onor

Of quads Judge goes to jail for taking my dick as a bribe.

Easy.

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if trips allahu the entire courtroom with my suicide vest

s-sure, I'll try...

lol kill yourself old bitch

It's cool judge. See you at the next hearing. I got my papers right here so we can work on my appeal. Thank you for your time today, we'll keep in touch alright? Alright? Alright, cool