Ok, so there's this guy who's going to become a wizard. He's 29 and only 10 days away from turning 30.
His freinds decide to go all in on not letting that happen. So they start by taking him into a tavern to get him loaded up before plan on rolling to see what kind of whores are in town at the Temple of Gygax.
And it really works, soon they are back at the tavern, hookers and all, and are getting ready for some action. Only the guy who's trying to be a wizard, user the Magnifico really is hesitant.
Turns out the hooker his friends got him is his step-sister and she shot down all of his attempts at wincest over a decade ago when he had no desire to learn magics and wizardry.
She's been on her own and had no contact, and is doing some serious Demogorgon Drop, which is an opioid in the campaign, and does not think he recognizes her. So she's planning on doing this and taking the cash to score again.
Which leaves user in a really awkward space. He either bangs his addicted step-sister in the name of wincest, or he backs off and becomes a Wizard. One of the White Faced. Those who Dwell Below. Aspirants of the Mountain of Dewey mornings.
A few more drinks and he's like "Fuck it I'm going for it bro" and grabs his step-sister by the arm headed toward the rooms in the back of the tavern. No eldritch power for this user, he's going to score!
Just then a man in gleaming plate armor enters the tavern. "Ho there, and HO THERE!" he says, recognizing user's step-sister from his visit to town last week. "Do you even know me dude?" He says to user, taking her arm harshly. "She's mine. I'll wreck you you little white faced finger wiggler!"
"Lord Chad!" his retainer cries out. "You did train in the King's most elite forces, but the last time you acted this way it nearly cost you your title.
"Shut it faggot." SIr Chad was having none of this. "I'll see black tears tonight, or I'm killing all these faggots."
Before he could say or do anyhing more, a bunch of niggers...