Its friday kunts

its friday kunts

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Im sorry im late

I'm big on /b

Luke, I'm your father

i am african american

give me head please

niggers tongue my anus

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steamy dreamy creamy log

Do you want AIDS?

I have nigger aids

I voted for Trump

who's your black friend?

You look very passable

suck me u beautiful

I like blacked porn

Can I fist you?

actually worked for me

...

You on the rag?

I forgot my wallet

traps are not gay

That time of month?

Are your tits fake?

>manbun
>thinkings voting for Trump is a turn off
Kek'd

I totally eat ass

Oegie boeba gaga watermelon

hitler did nothing wrong

Trump did nothing wrong.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Anal tonight? Pls respond.

I fap to lolis.

on a 10/10 I would guess

White people are shit.

U want sum fuq

moist

KEK

You like my Fedora?

I'm bi lesbian

niggers don't have souls

*A wild gentleman appears*

make america great again

ruin
not get laid immediatly

holy fukin mekek o-tron

recruiting for lesbian orgy

Alphabet turkey lego cockunt

i love Vladimir Putin

My dick is small

i really like anime.

You look like mom!

ruin not get laid immediatly FUCK get ti straight u fucking fuckz

This can't be fucking real.

my name is jeff

My wife is here.

Show bob and virgene nao

public school is fascist

I'll have the chicken-fingers (I assume compound words and contractions count as one)

Drink
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I can do it with only 3
>Fidget spinner time!

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I forgot my roofies

>be me
>about a month ago
>go out with some chick who's friends with my bud's wife
>she seemed alright before that
>we're sitting down, talking about shit while waiting for food
>politics come up in passing
>tell her I voted for Trump 'cause Hillary is the spawn of evil
>she starts getting pissy
>we argue, she calls me names
>eventually she stands up, calls me a "bigoted piece of shit"
>she walks out before food even gets to the table
>I laugh the whole time
>tell waitress I'll eat both plates
>pay up for both meals, like I would have done anyway
>go home and play vidya

Bonus:
>talking to my bud at work
>says his wife is mad at me
>ask him if we're okay
>he just laughs
>go out for drinks later that day
>tell him about the "date"
>his face when

IM NOT A ROBOT

I is nigga person

Split the bill please

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I collect child pornography

I like little girls
Followed by so how old is your daughter.

>I'm still with her

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Tom Leykis listener IAM

LOL!!

anyone got that pic of Trump not fallingoff bike 3 panel thing?

I AM A ROBOT

how this make you feel flesh boi?

I like the meme's

huh, binoculars add weight

Do you play yugioh

Hahahaha I sure do Sharon! It made me totally LOL! How are the kids?

Say hi to Brian for me and do you have tickets to the Ed Sheeran concert? DYING TO GO
xoxo

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I HAVE NO DATE

My dick smells like

Ducktape check rope check. just about seems to do it everytime all the time

do you like memes?

rape time whore yes

I only do anal

i dont have foreskin

I forgot my wallet

don't have dick cheese

how jewish are you?
want to go dutch?
number of sexual partners?
do you shave ___?
have you been blacked?
where do you live?
how much you make?
who is your waifu?

Jet fuel can't melt...

Some call this 2693705104

Lets split the bill

i murdered my ex-wife

Trump grabbed my pussy

i voted for hillary

you smell like mom

i forgot my Wallet

4/10 actually

D-do y-you like ani-anime?

revision to user's post
What's your favorite anime?

Meet my mom dad