/heem/: iuri alcantara edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Frankie Edgar vs Yair Rodriguez set for UFC 211
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/the-hits-keep-on-coming-frankie-edgar-vs-yair-rodriguez-set-for-ufc-211-in-dallas

>CSAC proposes increase in fines for fighters who miss weight
mmafighting.com/2017/3/9/14872518/california-proposes-increase-in-fine-for-fighters-who-miss-weight

>Prazeres on Burkman fight
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/michel-prazeres-plans-to-chase-josh-burkman-down-for-a-finish-at-ufc-fight-night-106

>Briones injured, out of Pickett fight
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/839937993888661506

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Xn7rIarpQBk
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4299324/Porn-star-sent-MMA-fighter-ex-topless-pic-attack.html
youtube.com/watch?v=lLu735ICa30&feature=push-lsb&attr_tag=PjDuyIi7lQQQ5X_o-6
youtu.be/mWfVcBLEbl8?t=13m6s
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Schaub is the alpha. the omega. the first. the last. the everything. schaub is god's god. he is the best fighter of all time.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn7rIarpQBk what if schaub was one of us?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4299324/Porn-star-sent-MMA-fighter-ex-topless-pic-attack.html

War Machine is literally innocent

>thread warz

can you faggots quit thread warring and point me to the real fucking thread so i can talk about fucking war machine being innocent already faggot

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

fuck brandon failure

I would have stayed in Canada's thread IF he didn't fuck with the news links

as a general rule of thumb, the best thread is typically considered the real thread
this is the best thread

there would be no issues with it if he hadn't

>war machine
>innocent
dude is gonna be peeing on his toes for a long time

>(his dad taught him to do that so he doesn't get toe fungus in jail).
Thanks pop!

HE DIDNT LINK TO THE REAL PREVIOUS THREAD, JON! JON, YOU THINK IM GONNA POST IN A THREAD WITHOUT A LINK TO THE PREVIOUS THREAD, JON? COME ON, JON.

real solid parenting

is previous thread the GOAT new meme of 2016

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who is the best current ufc competitor? weight not a factor

Demetrious Johnson

I told you, mighty house

What's his weakness?

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>j-jacare will get a t-title shot

SpergOP, NOTHING will stump your efforts, janitors will accept what is to come,Canada will submit to these threads,we will all enter voluntarily. Love what you do, have a good night all

youtube.com/watch?v=lLu735ICa30&feature=push-lsb&attr_tag=PjDuyIi7lQQQ5X_o-6

GSP is live

Does DC beat Rumbo again my man?

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good question
he got controlled on the ground for 1 round against Elliott, and he used to have issues with his grappling, so maybe someone will be able to outgrapple him in the future
maybe reis or formiga

the only way I can see someone his own size beating him is being better than him in one particular area and being able to keep the fight contested in that particular area the entire time

This is my low-key favorite meme

You have awful taste 205er

What's your FOTY so far? Mine has to be Lando-Teymur, I can't think of another fight that has come close to it in 2017.

Will never post in an adan thread. Even if it was made at 600 posts.

that would be incorrect, UFC 117 was my first event. What was yours?

@74594515

>p-p-please bump my thread

No (you) but a pity bump nonetheless.

>P-please y'all, buy dis PPV
>Ima let these hands go and finish him
>J-just a step in my journey to be the greatest welterweight of all time

How will TJ Dillashaw beat Cody Garbrandt?

He already is the greatest Welterweight of all time.

Let's look at the facts:

>Beat Robbie Lawler (1st round KO, not done since 2004)
>Beat Carlos Condit (2nd round TKO)
>Beat a sneaky karate point fighter twice. (No one had done this yet)
>Beat the current Bellator WW champion
>The so-called greatest WW of all time, GSP, is ducking him to fight a MW who became champ by accident

These are just the facts.

Nash vs Li was pretty good too

decision

War Machine LITERALLY did nothing wrong

edger is boring and is going to get heemed by my boy

Schaub bless brother. Been out all day. Good looks on the first post.

>"YOU TAKIN STEROIDS!"

>got tool'd by lellator fighter
>almost lost to fat mexican man

Facts are facts. You can't change reality.

>You can't change reality.
yes you can lol

>almost lost to an overweight and sick Kelvin Gastelum*

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is woodley part asian

>a-a-lmost

You goofs are so pathetic.

Did you ever watch Lando vs Teymur

>spergop serves out his ban
>heem goes back to being awful

honestly I still haven't watched it my man

I still have it PVR'd though

It was a nice 3 days.

War Machine matters

War Machine will be acquitted. He is the 30 something OJ Simpson of the twenty something aspie crowd

no one cares about that roidhead

get over it faggot, we discussing mma now

deez nuts nigga

Shut the fuck up you low income smelly aspie

Are you guys just meming?
So what if she sent him nudes? He still beat the shit out of her, right?

HAH no chance, the modern judicial system is cucked beyond comprehension

cold night at the docks manlet?

[Verse 1: Dr. Dre]
Y'all know me, still the same spergOP, but I been low-key
Hated on by most these autists with no OP
No jobs and no G's, no car and no keys
No GFs, no snowmobiles, and no skis
Mad at me ‘cause I can finally afford
To provide my family with quality heems
Got a crib with a fridge and it's all full of snacks
to eat while I fap to Grasso's buttcrack
and shitposting "buy the ppv please"

>HAH no chance, the modern judicial system is cucked beyond comprehension

I feel like it will look similar to the TJ/Lineker fight honestly. Not that Lineker and Cody are the same, just that TJ will avoid melees, strike from distance, and plant cody's back on the ground when given the opportunity

*portions autism*

*portions you some dip*

What are some War Machine things you do day to day?

i think he's rustled because of this exchange

who eats and faps at the same time

Buy a goddam slurpee

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Fuck is Olivi getting old lads :/

yeah, that's the impression I had of the fight as well
garbrandt is probably going to play the pressure fighter like he usually does and try to take the fight into the pocket and box with Dilly, but I think Dilly will keep him at distance with kicks and footwork while mixing in takedowns enough to keep Cody from fully committing to his offense

>#makewomengreatagain
kek

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Yes and it is completely justifiable i really really really think he should write for Bloody Elbow for sure he would get along with the staff there my man 100%

>Yes and it is completely justifiable

No she's ripe as a banana.

can TJ pull a Garbrandt against Cody or will he get Almeida'd?

lmao
>white men

if your gf sends you noods and you show up and shes with another guy and you don't kill them both you are a cuckold

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Why?

Kid Nate and War Machine would be great friends

How old is she? She doesn't have childlings does she? Many women catch a "second wind" when they start manufacting kidspawn. This is my EXPERT opinion and if you dare criticise it I will slash you across the chest with my compact wakizashi

>canada thread btfo again
why does he even keep trying?

The real thread is the first one as soon as the current one hits the bump limit. I am in favor of better threads but the shit gets too outta hand for subjective judgement calls. Heem is one big collective child craving discipline.

Stop being a lazy nigger, and do something with your life

>ban evading from the docks

Why do you do this? Don't be a bully.

WEBM

good question
also perry vs meek when
it would be a spicy brawl and a good opportunity for both fighters to showcase the best aspects of their games

What are you are thoughts on War Machine

you're not very bright eh lol
workin till 3 bud?

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Dont care enough about him to form an opinion

fuck'n saved

A 300 on chrome rims? Why would I drive a niggermobile?

Trips of truth

>tfw hit with sudden feelings of missing my ex

Someone want to heem me for a bit, please?

because you are nigger

My fucking sides

youtu.be/mWfVcBLEbl8?t=13m6s

his vehicle is clearly the pickup with running boards lol

just wanted to mention that I used to work on cargo ships travelling between the west coast and taiwan and american longshoremen are all fat, ugly blacks with limps who are utter shit at their jobs and take 20 minutes to haul their fat arses out of their pickup trucks to go find a rope. seriously useless cunts.

welcome back based OP