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Special relationship edition

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Anime

kay-on

k-on

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anime is bad

shit relationship more like

k-on especially azusa

heh heh, i bet my approval as an American really made that user's day.

>/birt/
for FUCKS sake

As in 1990's slang bad?

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I work in a semi-corporate setting.

Team building. Dear fucking god. I do not want to do a puzzle with Connie in planning and then do a brief skit about business silos and overcoming odds or innovation or some shit. It is the most uncomfortable, unproductive, cringeworthy shit I've ever come across.

Wait what's '/birt/'

think Rosy's blocked me lads

What app is this? Do I have to sign up or give any personal information?

kek

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howling
what an entitled bitch

sounds dire lad, time to move on.

I fucking hate that shit. Offices are so stuffed with meaningless buzz words and shite that it's unbelievable. Simpling spouting words like "innovation" and "creativity" doesn't make anybody more innovative or creative

BERT

a clever way for you autists to bypass my filter

that man was laying down some righteous justice

It's Kik

Very easy to make an account, download takes maybe two minutes
You can message people or start group chats

This is the account I messaged Rosy with

a filter perhaps?

Yank schools seem so fucking shit

thanks reubenberg

holy shit /birt/ btfo!

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/bert/

bort

>go to a forest for a team building day with the whole department, including people who work in different offices and are paid much more than me
>get split into teams and I get put with senior staff members
>keep asking me questions about what I think of their strategy and policies on various things I have no idea about
>eventually lose them and sit under a big tree eating my sandwiches and playing games on my 3DS until it's time to go home

/BURP/ MORTY

FAAART
ATHEISM. GOD ISN'T REAL PICKLE FART UNICORN

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>paki
>has a cat

Kek

Finished me book today, what should I read next?


>Finish Marcus Aurelius' Mediations
>Read J.K. Galbraith's affluent society again (didn't take it in too well 1st time tbqh)
>Read Simenon's The Man Who Watched Trains Go By
>Guy Debord's Society of the Spectacle
>Taleb's Antifragile

carry-on

doing a 'cide

The old sort of American, the anglo-saxon and german men , from the southern aristocrats to the northern businessmen, the german miners and the game hunters they were acceptable.

But what is america now? Walmart, spics, nogs and urban hodgepodge as well as tacky small-town retards and west coast yuppies

small-town retard here

finish the meditations lad

OY VEY DELETE THIS

really achieved a lot here today, so I'm going to bed
night lads

Harry Potter

very important
pls r8

the old sort of american did as more damage than this new sort

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>Donald Trump videos

>Special relationship
no such thing

/brit/ kik group chat when?

underage literally fuck off

YAAAAAAS QUEENS SLAY

>yanks

lmao

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keked just a little bit
read this if you try again

have finals tomorrow, but would rather play eu4 than study

*snorts your nan's ashes*

going to bed now work in the morning

night

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dumb pirate frogposter

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>earth doesn't move an inch
Hmm...

thoughts on eating out prostitutes lads?
i just need to taste/smell pussy and maybe have a cheeky cuddle afterwards x

shan't be paying a single dime on that ugly bint

just wanted to provoke her and shitpost tbqh

based fucking nige kicking the fuck out of terrorist scum

in a mood with the gf lads

imagine actually making this

how the fuck are somolians cucked

regret clicking on that

don't care

to the indians, not themselves

Honestly it was the huge waves of immigration in the late 19th and early 20th centuries that ruined everything, as well as the american version of modernisation pushed by you know who

@74594806
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The Germans settlers are the Walmart retards now. Just look at rural Pennsylvania.

their country is literally garbage and not in the yappy way

relatives are moving back from france because there's too many darkies

so many inaccuracies in this it hurts

guarantee a yank did this

odds: fuck about a bit
evens: do the things i need to do

hugely glad that doing that to myself isn't my fetish

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good lad

there country is led by warlords and pirates

>inb4 so is the U.S.

you caught me

>gif
bugger off

Brit politics are weird

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*yiffs the cat*

*it boits me bellend off*

the USA is the greatest country in history
wish i lived there

what the hell haha

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haha loooool

>Vic Reeves
>Chris Evans
>Paul Merton

Any more of these proto-reddit gimps? Need to gas the lot tbqh.

>lack of whole milk
howling

pirates rule /brit/ too...

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turn 21 in a month

hate being old

post the most beautiful images of British countryside you have

Am yet to meet a woman with any actual hobbies or interests

dw ill calm her down lad ;)

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