Anybody out there wanting to spend the days with me? I'm kinda lonely

Anybody out there wanting to spend the days with me? I'm kinda lonely.

PIC related.

I can do it over the computer

u have a face?

Im faceless

cutie

so i guess i go to omegle for the looks in the eyes.

what else are you?

Thanks. It's not worth shit because i can do as much as i can and be as cute as i am, still i feel like an ugly and lazy person who failed even with all the gifts nature has given.

Give me the pussy

do you chicks ever learn. Tits or gtfo

Hello

Yep, me!

When you comin' over? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My bed's nice & toasty right now too... Hurry!

I would spend with you years, not only days.

I mean I would like to spend time with someone but who are you? What makes you interesting? What are your interests? What are your views?

what do you want with a low quality unsatisfying bad lightened pussy pic. complaining? naaah. I'm above this game. at least today ;).

your mom should tits or gtfo.

Hello there! where are you from?

uhh i love to come over! i hope your bed and ou are somewhere in europe? othrwise i wont make it today :(

user, tell me something trivial about your lifes.

I am doing lighting for corporate events, and in my spare time, sometimes as well for music bands. but I'm not expirienced enough to earn my life with this jobs, so i do much other shit all around events as well.

I'm in the eu and I have a big & comfy bed :)

Yup, Kent in the UK
Sounds like a pretty kewl jerb you got there, what's the 'other shit' you do at these 'events'... Is it sinister?
I'm a projectionist

The UK isn't in Europe anymore faggot

it is still on the continent smartass

that's sweet thing to say, thank you user :) but you have no idea what an annoying diva i can be. i think, sometimes it's really hard not to hate me for my insecurity which i try to overplay.

you have expierience in massage? my back and my right shoulder hurts ass....

oh shit but i think there is a bridge between coninental europe and britain right? :)
Also, if i dont feel completely well, i start smoking weed every day and then i look and talk like a dead puppet. very unattractive.

i could never hold a relationship for longer than 3 years, and this only one time. normal 6 months. i am 30 yo now. could have kids and a family if i wouldnt be that inscure and doubtful about and get bored of anything.

see you at omegle, language english, user?

What? The UK isn't on any continent idiot. How do you live there and not know that?

It's an island. And not the good kind with maitais and topless brown waitresses.

nah. im building stages, trussing, floors, loading trucks, pulling tons of cables, hanging tissues. all the stupid stuff.
Actually, i got my Bachelor in german litarature, history and scandinavian medieval studies in january, but i'm not enough self confident to claim for a job adequate to the intelligence i proved with this examen. just not confident enough.

and maybe you noticd, my english lacks of correctness. and this with a university degree in language. i must be somehow retarded, in a reall funny way ;)

that's what my mind tells me every day. this is why i load and unload trucks.

as an example.

>19 replies
>no tits
Fucking newfags...

I'm still sayin' you look like sweetness :)

this

Your English is so hilariously incorrect yet so perfectly understandable I somehow feel you are doing this on purpose.

you are a such a cute girl ^^ i want to kick you till you die ( in the nice way)

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Took my baby away they took her away from me

your mom's fucking newfags.

anybody joined me on omegle yet?
I'm gonna ask there something Sup Forums related, and I expect to get an answer recognicable on topic.

thanks. not my fault though :)

i spent some time in egypt over the last four years, i think my english is influenced by the arab way of speaking english. almost as much as it is influenced by my own very swiss roots hehe. and then, fuck it all up and just use the lexems i know they exist.

but it's not really on purpose, actually.

what's this, projectionist?video tech? :D

those kind of islands are soon boring as well. but i think, this also is true for england. i prefer the warmer regions, and for this i go with the mai tai island as well :)

You mentally ill trap

lmao kill yourself disgusting freak. also lmao at all these pathetic losers.

You're cute. How would we spend days together? Where's contact info?

Pic is me

Have you forgotten where you are?

It's all sadboys in here.

Fucking newfags all of you.

No timestamp, OP is some dude pretending to be a female

hey there :) you look nice!

ok lets try more specific... omegle.com, choose language maori... im waiting there

pic in a not an optimal light and perspective... on purpose :)

This. I swear most people on Sup Forums are so gullible

tits or gtfo

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hahaha what a fucking idiot. some nasty fat dude jacking off to baiting beta boys.

Fucking whore you know the rules

Wtf is this thread..

And is this a problem? It's just chillin'

Don't call her a whore. She seems like a pretty nice girl.

got a kik?? pic is me

Training stupid newfags to treat this ogre

Dude, fuck you. She doesn't have to show her tits if she doesn't want to, you goddamn perverts.

Tits or GTFO bitch

tor the record i am a photogropher and i have lots of hobbies and intrests and wpulf LOVE to hear yours

sorry for the spelling errors lol! i wrote this in a hurry. got kik?

I like to masturbate with fat guys.
Come chat.... ;)

It's a faces of Sup Forums / feels /fuck you all you titsorgtfo faggots Thread.

Speaking out to real people lurking for real people. quite normal as well. it's ok to be more or less normal. only little into porn and rekt... :)

your insulting me and expect me to talk to you??

Well if you live near Kent UK, Maidstone or medway. I can make you some company

So are you posting tits or GTFO?

cunt, show tits and timestamp. Fucking whore.

>this man is literally trying to get chicks from Sup Forums.

I just want to see you baby... is that ok?.. :)

>rules
Stupid new fag tits or gtfo

If these disgusting fucks make you feel uncomfortable, you can always talk to me. I'll listen. Unlike these shitheads, I actually respect women.

>man
Um.. no. He's really not. Look at that big chubby "neck". Bleurggh

or you can suck my black knight cock

while you were busy respecting women I studied the blade

Fuck you, you goddamn troglodyte. Women deserve compassion and respect, no shouts of "tits or gtfo". If respecting women makes me a newfag, then I'm proud to be a newfag.

Thought you were my friend for a second. But you don't have cleavage like hers.

lol! i am a apprentice welder career wise, you want me to take the mask off? give me your kik and i will ;)

:)

Nobody cares about you newfag now gtfo

I've studied the katana for five years. You've got nothing on me.
Nobody is sucking anybody's cock here, you rude asshole.

Virgin detected

lol there. can you post your kik now?

Are you sure you're not sucking dick right now? you seem pretty dick sucky to me

show dick

This Virgin is STILL at it?

That's not a bad thing. I'd rather be a virgin than treat women like sex objects.

Anyway, OP, I'd like to know where you're from. Maybe we actually are close by. :)

I'm from Switzerland.

Is anybody trying to join me on omegle, language maori? is it not working, or nobody dares to believe to actually meet me there?

I'll join you, dear. Now, I've never been to Omegle, so how do I find you there?

Virgin.... Confirmed

Will you post your tits there? Or here?

can we chat on kik instead??? there is a video chat feature :)

I look just like this btw dear

Where you from?

I already confirmed it for you here. So, you are all horrible to women AND illiterate.

Awesome! I bet you're a sweet girl to. How do I find you on Omegle?

Since most of you faggots will not expose your faces on Facebook for our facial recognition software, we utilize AI systems to lure you out.
Newsflash, OP isn't even real.

Add me on kik, bagmanpt

Language.... moari? Dafuq?

Hunter... get off the internet.

Ur basically my dream girl.
Im eu too.
How should we communicate?

just connect, choose language maori (for nobody else is there talking maori XD) ... et voila! but i'm trying this for the first time, so i'm not sure if it works....

i have no kik yet, but if not working, i think about open such an account...

What does this have to do with anything?
OP, don't listen to him. I may be in America, but I'd still love to message you on Omegle

Kik me. I write in maori though. It's a swiss language... :)

Desperate... Virgin... confirmed

You gonna show us that dong or what

Doing it now.
The lady already said that she doesn't have kik. This is why OP should talk to guys who listen.
Better than being a neckbeard like you with no female friends at all.

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Et sinon, toi, ça va ?

Apart from my gf who i fuck regularly you mean... sure!

Are you implying that I'm Mark Zuckerberg?
Are you only on video chat, beautiful? I'm on my mom's computer right now and she doesn't have a camera.

you still here?

still pressing reconnect every 10 seconds @ omelge... looke bad though.... ?

>Mommys computer
>Basement
>14 year old Virgin