Bernie fucks Again

Remember these asshats well they are only 94 signatures away... Jesus...

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Enjoy your newly opened FBI files and government intrusion into every electronic device you own, fags.

such numbers
much hipster army
many assault lattes
wow

>mfw Trump is elected president and he orders all the sjw protesters rounded up and thrown into FEMA work camps.

Good. Not that I like bernie, but I seriously hope they do start rioting and fucking shit up, so we have an excuse to also cause some havoc behind the scenes.

>Ban guns! Only the government should have guns!
>Ok, government, time to revolt! Shoot yourselves!

Rise up with what?
Petitions? Poster board? Drum circles?

What are they gonna use, harsh language?

So this just basically means they will go yelling and screaming in the streets as usual?

Honeypot for the eventual purge of all marxists. I can dream right?

change.org/p/entire-us-population-if-sanders-is-denied-the-presidency-we-as-a-nation-must-rise-up-and-open-revolution

Honeypot.

Hashtags like what the cool kids do

Oh I'm laffin.

Shouldn't we encourage this to create people who refuse to vote for Hillary?

>asshats

You have to go back

>denied the Presidency
Denied the nomination I get due to all of Shillary's crooked shit, but these faggot realize that he actually has to compete in an election, right?

>ant-gun liberals have an "open revolution"

Okay.

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>limp-wristed liberal faggots that want to outlaw guns
>starting a revolution

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>Weak nu-males who can't even wipe their own asses preaching revolution

kek

>Bernie Fucks Again
when did he fuck the last time?

>all you need for a revolution is a petition
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

>if sanders is denied the presidency

>not understanding what voting is

If revolutions become open season I don't think it ends well for bernie cucks.

>Petitioning for a revolution

WOW
adjusts problem glasses
SERIOUSLY?
sips pumpkin spice latte
I CAN'T EVEN
takes out student loan
I JUST CANT
uses loan to donate to bernie sanders
I CANT EVEN, LIKE
occupies wall street
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
downvotes
LIKE
violently protests peacefully
SERIOUSLY?
preps the bull
I MEAN COME ON
phone banks
JUST, LIKE, SERIOUSLY?
blocks traffic
LIKE, I CANT
welcomes refugees
I CANT EVEN, LIKE
takes hormonal supplements
UGH
apologizes for being white
CAN YOU NOT
does research
LIKE
attends BLM rally
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
self flagellates
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

Socialists hating democracy. What else is new?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_Branch_Petition

Come and take it cucks

The 5,000 number was just made up by the petition creator. It doesn't mean anything.

>a bunch of anti gun beta cucks
>starting a revolution

LET THEM COME

PLEASE GIVE ME AN EXCUSE TO START EXECUTING LIBERAL TRAITORS

oh god change.org oh god it cant be omg god help us. oh thats right it doesnt matter let them come so we can gun them down

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change.org sets automatic petition goals

it'll likely auto set it to 6000 after it gets the last 94 signatures

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Fucking this. Libs are all bark. When it comes time for action, the worse they'll do is write passive aggressive comments on blog posts and buzzfeed articles, because in their sheltered fragile little lives, saying mean things on the internet really does seem traumatic and harsh.

sanders beats trump in the general according to basically all the polls. Sup Forums knows this and is terrified

UGH
*stamps foot on ground*
LIKE, IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
*rolls eyes*
OH MY GOD, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
*lives-tweets frustration*
THIS IS STUPID, WOW, REALLY, WOW
*throws triple-mocha succuccino up in the air*
Y'KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE, I'M REALLY SERIOUSLY DONE RIGHT NOW
*cries and smashes iPhone 20s+(+)XL on pavement*
STUPID REPUBLICAN BIGOTS! I'M TOTALLY #REVOLTING , I'VE GOT #REASONTOTREASON, TRY AND STOP ME TRUMPTARDS
*gets shot by military-grade assault rifle*

Threatening treason
Signing there name to it
How retarded can people be

and yet sanders beats trump

So I guess that means 319,995,000 people don't give a shit what they think?

Seeing as how Bernie has no chance at winning the nomination, there's nothing to be scared of.

Right. It's a bunch of bullshit to bait more signatures, and plenty of the type of people who sign retarded petitions like this really think that number being reached guarantees something.

THE MOBILITY SCOOTER REVOLUTION IS COMING!!

nice

I always see these dumb petitions and literally nothing happens. These people need to just shut the fuck up and stop crying. They think they're some freedom fighting revolutionaries but all they do is sign online petitions and cry and get people fired because they disagree with their views. These people need to grow up or kill themselves.

Go for it. Gunna be a hilarious news cycle when they decide to be dumbasses.

Those are the only types of leftists I respect.

There IS a class war, the people ARE losing, and anybody who is not well off is a complete cuck for sitting on their hands while the entire west is picked apart in a global firesale.

Any leftist who focuses on anything but the economic situation has taken their eyes off the prize, and had been led down a blind alley.
Only blind retards think that there is a peaceful solution when going up against the modern gentry who own all of the mainstream platforms from which information is circulated.

Personally, I was born into a family who retained and utilized mineral rights on our land. So I don't have any dog in this fight, I am going to do fine no matter what, so will my kids and their kids. The agenda of the right is my agenda.

But if I was living paycheck to paycheck, I'd be fucking livid over corporations carving out regulations to favour them and stifle smaller competitors, and how they have eroded the negotiation power and the direct wages of the worker through a steady stream of immigrants, temporary foreign workers and anti-worker propaganda.

I have nothing but respect for a leftist who is actually willing to fight back.

Those who will not fight are complicit in the degradation of the western worker's condition.

>and plenty of the type of people who sign retarded petitions like this really think that number being reached guarantees something

yup

people want to feel like they're witnessing history

>5,000 signatures to start revolution
>315,000,000 US citizens

>fighting back
>not whining back
whah whah whah whah, I'm not successful, it HAS to be the corporations fault!

as we've all seen so far, berniefags are good at talking shit on the internet, but not so much at getting off their ass and actually doing something

because hoarding money while others starve leads to discontent that can turn violent and then your money won't save you nor will the rabble do anything good with it

>can't read or think either

Kissing cousins is just a funny saying, you shouldn't have actually built a nation upon the concept.

What are these fags actually gonna do?

jej. implying Xey can into organised violence. Meanwhile, at the "revolutionary staging grounds"...

>Faggot 1: "Duuuuuuude. where is everybody? they said they'd be here at 10, its like 12:15 already"
>Faggot 2: "Obviously Xey slept in again, just like on polling day."
Finally, at about 5pm...
>Faggot 1: "OK, so now that all 6 of us are here, who brought the guns and ammo?"
>Faggot 3: "Ew, like, gross! I thought we agreed that we tell the riot police about Bernie's policies about like, Drumpf and Student loans and how he's our career plan and they'd put down their weapons and let us through. I do have this crusty old joint in my jacket pocket, though..."
Faggots 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7: "Dude. Weeeeeeeed. Duuuuuuuude."
Later that night, once the drum circle is in full swing the riot cops show up with the firehoses and extinguish the "revolution". SJWs tell Xeir grandchildren the tale of the time they "fucked the system"

That's you've got to give them a little something ;)

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>hoarding money

No Guns All Tears vs Guns With No Fears

THE FINAL TRIGGERING BOOK SEATS NOW!!

"WE ARE OPENLY ADMITTING TO PLANNED TREASON. PLEASE COME RAPE OUR ASSES."

pls let there be a happening

Johson was so awful

I hope they do it desu

>Denied the presidency

Wew. that entitlement. Its already his guise, anyone who says otherwise is denying him his right to just have the presidency

yes, not investing it in productive business is hoarding it

We should be cheering these people on, there's nothing bad that could possibly come of it, only good things

but its yours is it not? do you like theft?

Holy fuck how awesome would it be to fight a war against a hipster nu-male/sjw army?? Post yfw

I love that people actually believe this. makes me smile every time

>mfw mowing down turbocucks with 5.56x45mm of FREEDOM

>Democracy is the highest good and the perfect form of government
>Except when we lose, fuck that shit and etablish a facist state with Bernie as eternal dictator

If this is their true and honest stance so be it. That us their right. However they forfeit the right to call it a genocide when they loose.

implying 5,000 retards can wage war with anyone but themselves

well-being of a nation is supreme law user
besides, people don't earn wealth in a vacuum
I'm just saying, if you take extremist views, then don't be surprised when other side adopts extremist views too

>country literally on fire
>country all becoming homosex or transgender
>country becoming sharia
>country leader was part time drama teacher
>country leader elbows woman in House because she wont do what he wants
>country lead by petulant child
You have no room to talk you seal fucking ice abbo. Your country promotoes sharia and degeneracy at the SAME TIME. The world literally laughs at how pathetic you are. Go back to rolling sticks of maple syrup in the snow you spineless disgrace of a human being.

he's right, you know

>Tfw Bern-victims are saying the system is rigged
>Tfw Killary has 3,000,000 more votes than Bernie
>Tfw more Bernouts want to whine and complain how the system is rigged

>Tfw Shillary is the nominee

>only 5,000
so?

>5000 people will successfully revolt against 330000000

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A bunch of unarmed, no weapon skills democrats
vs
armed republicans, with weapon skills and probably a good amount of army veterans

I wonder who will win :^)

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Lol, denied the presidency?

Not the nomination. The presidency?

>Rise up
>Don't own gun because they're libcucks
>5,000 liberals are killed in what becomes known as the second-largest American mass shooting in 2016

Also see

>mon visage quand the left is tearing itself apart

Holy shit, this is 1968 all over again. Leftist progressive hippie movement followed by a rise in the conservative silent majority backlash as the left-wing tears itself apart and riots at the DNC? It's too fucking perfect.

>Bunch of low test betas standing around in the streets doing spirit fingers and changing quirky things
>Open revolution

Sounds cool

94 from raising the limit and then doing so over and over until it just dies out and nothing happens ONCE AGAIN.

Lol, we should help them finish it off so we can watch the few with balls get cucked into "indefinite detention"

The first largest being the purge of all remaining traitors after Trump is elected I assume?

>mfw a numale tries to hit me in battle

whats the difference between an open revolution and a just a regular one?

jej. so the revolt begins right after Bernie burns out? riiiiight. how long until the democratic convention anyway? Nigger, I can't wait for the day of the haemorrhoid, im going to be on r/sandersforpresident just swimming in tears and shattered career plans

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>4906 signatures
>population of 300 million

Pathetic. More people signed a petition to ban Bella and the Bulldogs

>pic related

How can you even rise up if you don't own a gun?
What's the difference between an unarmed guerrilla group and camping hipsters?