Ask a dude about to spend $1500 on an escort anything

Ask a dude about to spend $1500 on an escort anything.

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Why ?

$1500 of what currency?!

In Canada theyre generally $150-350 for the hot ones.

Ive shot porn with one for $800 and she was considered "Diamond" tier, whatever the fuck that means.

>pic related
Scam
Enjoy being robbed and shot in a ditch

For $1500 it'd better be the best night of your life.

It's Austrian currency you tard, read the pic

how can you afford to spend 1500? what you do?
Also australia here, prostitution legal. from round 100 at brothel for 30mins.

I'm a 6/10, 26 y.o. virgin who has the standards of Chad Thundercock. Had plenty of opportunities to fuck landwhales but I just lower myself.
Just got a new job and i'm blowing my first paycheck.

Its the Aussie Dollarydoo


Paying for 2 hours of all the sorts of shit I've fapped to over the years.
Facials, Anal, Slapping, Vibrators, squirting...

Trust me I'm hoping its the best night of my life too

Im on a shit mobile with 1000 cracks in the screen, fuck off man

dont do it bro. go brothel, pay for 30mins. get it over and done with.
1500 for a fuck is stupid

>>Im on a shit mobile with 1000 cracks in the screen, fuck off man
kek

I assume you are staying the night for 1.5k, pretty risky move for the first time with a whore.

normally you would visit three or four, then pick the best one for the splurge

>1500?
Nigger, you'd best be getting her and a friend for an overnight, with no holes barred.

Work for an medium-large accounting firm... Previously had a job at a fucking supermarket.
I have no idea how to save money so fuck it

I don't want to risk going to a brothel and catching who knows what sort of EbolAIDS thats out now

Staying two hours only

will you record a video and share later?

How much coke did you buy?

im going to message her and tell her about this thread!

Its actually 'no holes barn'. As in its a solid deal and anything goes like a barn without holes.

Why? You could easily go to vegas and party hard for like 2 days.

2 hours for 1.5k?

if it makes you happy go for it. Hard to believe that is the going rate down under for a 7/10

She's actually gonna have all her holes 'barred' ;)

I'll find out if she wants to snort some off my cock and I'll get back to you

Fucken do it. She'll love the attention

Live in AUS bro. Cannot easily cross the pacific

The most I've ever spent on a hooker was 750 US. For that I got almost 3 hours of the most depraved shit I could think of.

I paddled her. Caned her. Whipped her ass with a belt. Tied her up and came 3 times, once in each hole.

She was 24, thin, and hot.

You're overpaying OP.

>austrian

-->Australian

$1500 is a lot but she's hot af, I approve

I've fucked sunny lane for 800 and lexi belle for 1k.
Was it someone famous?

Basically thats the sort of shit I messaged her about. This one's also 24.

I'm gonna fuck her in the ass while she vibes herself using a magic wand... that will make her squirt everywhere and me nut the hardest I've ever in my life.

No clue if she's famous. So many other bitches by the name "Scarlet Jones"

Forgot mandatory pic

you're a loser.

no thanks..

>not flying to Amsterdam if you have that much moolah anyway
sheesh, man

inb4 the bait and switch

K

>condom sex
not even once

Oh if I get that shit I'm walking the fuck outta there

Just found out 1500 AUD is approximately equal to 1000 USD.

>OP are you retarded?

looks like a lot of fun

1500? is that just for her time or does that cover the room and camera crew also?

well, the tits are going to be fake, she is going to have ten to twenty pounds more than in her photos. That just goes without saying.

Took me 8 years after high school to get a decent job. Many friends wage earners well before me. And I failed final year high school the first time.

Honestly I might actually be retarded

Camera is fine as long as its just my phone

1500.00 for two hours is insane. I usually pay like 600.00 for 2 hours and any extra services, if they aren't included, are usually like 50.00-100.00. That chick is definitely overselling herself. 750.00/hr is rich oil sheikh tier girls.

You won't be able to lift it after the first one for around half an hour, I would only pay for one hour

nigga what the fuck you gonna do with a prostitute for
>2 hours

That's fucking ridiculous.

I don't care how hot she is or how high your standards are; 300-500/hr should be your max.

I'll just fuck her with the dildo if after 60 mins I'm done.
Taking some viagra with me just in case.

whadayatalkinabeet

Viagra is going to make it work, I hope you enjoy her, and I hope you don't use a condom

well alright then mate, that doesn't sound too bad.
reckon you should see if she's keen to toke up, bit of the old doobski.

Alright fuqbois I'm about to knock on the door.
I'll report back to you keks in 2 hours

This is why I usually get 3-4 hours. We chill and chat for half an hour or so, have a drink or two, fuck, recover, drink, chill, fuck, recover, etc.

It's a helluva'n evening.

Have fun, I guess.

THIS is how it should be done.

no matter how hot she is, it'll never be worth with a condom

Record. Proof pictures

man i wouldn't give a whore that much dough just for the principle of it sheeeeeit. if you knew what you were doing i'd be hearing the words crystal meth" somewhere in there

Yup. I'm actually headed over to Amsterdam in about a month. Got 2 4 hour sessions with my usual agency booked already. Plus, window girls for whenever else I'm horny. I never fap in Amsterdam, it's a rule of mine. If I'm ever feeling a fap, I just walk over to De Wallen and get a girl to blow me instead.

Looking forward to it. I really need this trip.

What's sadder than paying 1500 for sex? Posting on Sup Forums bragging about it because you don't have any friends and this is the only way you socialise

And he's about to plow a hot thick bitch, and you're shitposting on a Mongolian basket weaving board on a Friday night.

not really bragging when he said he was a virgin is it?

Being this much of a fucking loser. So many Whores out there giving it up for dinner and drinks and this failure is paying a month's rent to get AIDS. Why not take that money to the bar flash it around and fuck multiple chicks over a series of weeks. Ffs.

Seriously. I'm only posting in this thread hoping he saves it to look at during his eventual suicide

did you miss the 6/10, 25 year old virgin part?
nigga obviously has 0 game if he cant fuck off Tinder

>I have no idea how to save money
It's not hard. Just don't spend it.

look dude, before you fuck whores you need to do some drugs first, youre fuckin up the order of it all

I didn't say tinder. Flash 1500 around at bars. Receive pussy. I've seen fat pieces of shit with money swinging way above their looks. Women want money more than abs and suave shit.

my point was if he cant chat up a bitch on Tinder, you expect him to go to a bar and not look like a fucking aspie?

look at this fat fuck neckbeard acting like fucking some aids infested land whale is an accomplishment

Yeah, but I mean, they're with you for money anyway. Why bother taking the time and effort to go to a bar and flash cash around? Why not just cut out the middleman and pay for the pussy directly? It's the same exact shit. At least thus way, you get a choice of who you want to fuck and what you get to do with them.

>implying everyone on Tinder is a neckbeard/landwhale

Condom vs no condom it's a no brainer

always raw dog

You think high-end escorts have AIDS? Nigga, these chicks have MORE reason to be clean than some random bar slut. They have a financial incentive to stay clean. Reputation is everything in this business, if she was giving dudes STDs, her income would dry up in like a week. Bitch is getting 1500.00 for two hours of work, you really think she's gonna jeopardize that by not being careful?

Don't be a retard.

Mfw condom blowjob

Y no jerk ?

Actually, I have a regular girl who does BBBJ as an extra with some of her regulars. She's fucking GOOD at it, too. She knows to give the balls attention. You'd be surprised how many bitches ignore the balls.

I'd rather go covered with a 10 then bare with a 6.

What can I do to even get just $500? I really need to reinstate my car insurance so I don't go to jail driving to work.

If you're a chick, reasonably attractive, and don't mind sucking dick, you could make that in an evening easily.

You faggots are the same ones who always wind up posting panicked "is this herpes?" or "she's pregnant, how fucked am I?" threads.

I fucking love it.

I'm just a guy. I guess I'd suck cock for easy cash but I can't imagine the fiance would be too happy. I'd do literally anything short of sex work and and murder/assault for some cash right now. My life is a mess right now and just need some start up cash and some place to give me a job while I pay my debts.

Dudes can't make easy, fast cash, aside from dealing drugs or robbing someone. You're pretty much fucked, sorry.

Women can always sell their pussy if they need cash. Always on the table for them unless they're hideous.

yes they can, its called being a fag whore

Yolo

Fuck women. I wish I had been born gay. I'd deal the fuck outta drugs but I just don't have a good social network. Oh well. Better keep plugging away at the applications and just pray I don't get pulled over until my eventual paycheck.

Yeah, but you have to be good looking and have a big dick for that shit. Women basically just have to be there.

Nice, I think you're wasting your money but at least you know what you want. Make the best of it if you're not fabricating this entire thing.

Get a similar one but cheaper
... or a couple of bitches for cheap.

save the money and jerk off dude. THe second you nut youll know it was the right decision

in romania the hottest escorts cost like 5-=100 euros max. And some are even 15-20 euros.

>paying to talk to a hooker

Nigger you're wasting your fucking money

What's funny for me, I usually only pay for half an hour but they keep me around for a few hours if they're not busy. One time I even had an escort ask me out for lunch.

It's relaxing and makes the sex better. Pretty standard with high-end girls anyway. They usually have a 2-3 hour minimum. It's expected that some of that time will be spent chatting.

Those aren't escorts. Those are just amateur bitches trying to earn extra cash while they're at college. Real professional escorts aren't gonna do half hour bookings and sure as fuck aren't gonna chill and ask you out after.

I do love those desperate college girls.

Yeah, I mean I have a few of those I see from time to time too. It's just an altogether different experience from a GFE session with a good high-end pro.

Maybe one day when I make more money I'll get a real high end one. Till then I'm happy fucking weekend escorts.

Why do meteors always fall in craters?

The most I've spent is 150. Is being ripped off your fetish?

Eh, it depends, man. I've paid as high as 400.00/hr. really depends on the girl and the experience you're getting. 750.00/hr does seem a bit excessive to me, but hey, value is relative. If OP thinks this'll be worth his money, I don't see why he shouldn't do it.

I've literally spent 100$ for someone with real boobs that looks more attractive. He is either getting ripped off or robbed

It's not always just about looks, though. I've paid 100.00/hr for smoking hot little girlies who can't fuck worth shit. I've paid 300.00/hr for a MILF who absolutely destroyed my dick (in the very best way). All depends on what sort of experience they offer and what services they do.

I'm terrified of getting arrested and have no idea how to safely buy a prostitute. Probably would tho...

Honestly, there's so much bullshit you have to go through here, what with having to google pics and numbers, go through verification, read review sites, all the code language, it's almost not even worth it. Just save up and go over to Europe, somewhere it's nice and legal, and just fuck for a week straight.