What's your excuse for not having a girlfriend?

What's your excuse for not having a girlfriend?
Pic is me and my gf, we are very happy.

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get the fuck outta here u spick

Women make me too sad to be worth it.

tell her yellow isn't her color and to do something about her dyke haircut

Out. Now.

I'm selfish.

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I've had girlfriends. Problem is, where I'm at in life, I'd like a girlfriend, but to be honest, at this point, it's mostly just for sex, and I don't want another family to deal with. Like, if I could get a girl who was an orphan or estranged from her family or some shit, I'd be good, but I don't want to have to deal with her parents. Just over it. I've been married, I have an "ex" family that's a constant thorn in my side, I'm just done.

Thinking I may try to get a sugar daddy type of thing going.

>being racist because can't have a girlfriend
explain yourself

I have no problem talking to girls, flirting with them, taking them to bed. They get spooked and leave on account of my clubfoot and the crooked didgeridoo in my trousers

cool?
do you want a medal or what

>implying you have to not have a gf too hate subhumans like you.
Pls gtfo and take your ugly slut with you. We dont owe you any explainations, you idiot.

There is no rush, if I can not find someone that makes me happy, I prefer to be alone.

Plus, I have my family, my friends and my pet idiot dog

is that eliza?

Nah, that girl is a photoshop edit

you're gf is a guy?

lol fucking loser

you've been engaged for over a week.
waiting for yours wedding.

You look like you used to bully scrawny kids at school because your father and/or mother mentally abused you as a kid.

You start a thread on Sup Forums with a stolen picture pretending to have a gf to feel superiot to 12yo fapping to trannyporn and you call me the loser? Never fucking come to the internet again you dumb spic.

Thornberry?

She's made a lot of guys "happy" too for free. Time for an STD test son.

>being this mad
Don't worry user. Someday you will have a girlfriend too. Virgin life must be so hard for you

Not him but you got BTFO.
Neck yourself at the soonest opportunity, I cannot imagine living such a pathetic life as you.
Seriously, I can just see your fat fuck chin jiggling in anger reading this (oh by the way, I wont be reading your response)
Suck start a shotgun faggot.

Yes i will, but you will always be a toilet-scrubbing spic.

Wot?

No girls like me
Every time i ask they say no
Feels real bad man
Why do other people get love and i dont
Want to kill myself

If youd really like to bang the shit outta a woman you'd hire a hooker but no, you are too busy wasting your money on videogames dont you? grow the hell up

Really user this quality of bait is mexican quality
>What's your excuse for not having a girlfriend?
Pic is me and my gf, we are very happy.

That's a trap, dude. Just letting you know so you don't get caught off guard

That's a damn shame, she could do better than that tard.

Is this you OP?
youtube.com/watch?v=zakqzjwzLjw

I have no social skills or anything. I look great too, women have called me beautiful and gorgeous before. Looks don't matter at all though. Just dunno how to talk irl

Como mierda

Now you understand puta?

Is that a cow on your shoulder?

I have one. Just she's fat as hell and keeps sabotaging all attempts she/I am doing to make her lose weight. Other than that she's a real nice girl

Because they mean nothing to me. I avoid relationships like the plague.

It matters as much to me as the 49ers losing to the Rams.

im glad you’re happy some of us have yet to make peace