The Angry Birds Movie has released today and is full of red pills and many angry liberal reviewers.
For those who have not seen it yet it's a children's movie based upon the Massive Muslim immigration into Europe.
The movie has the Coexist stickers, references to Amnesty International, and the bearded Muslim looking Pigs come on a ship to the liberal Bird Island, and all of the Birds accept them, the Pigs start blowing stuff up and stealing eggs, but the Birds still think they are good, except for a few angry birds who had to go to a tolerance and anger management class who find out that the Pigs are up to no good and in the end the Angry Birds get a giant Eagle that looks like Trump to help them remove the Pigs and then get their eggs back and bomb the Pigs home.
>tfw they probably missed a golden opportunity to call the pigs 'piggers'
Nicholas Roberts
Holy shit, a lot of thought was put into this. It's kinda scary how smart it is.
Oliver Torres
NO FUCKING WAY.
THAT IS WAY TOO POLITICAL TO BE THERE.
Jose Taylor
The fire rises.
Daniel Flores
I can't believe the propaganda department actually let this movie pass.
Nobody can tell me they didn't notice all this redpilling.
Jaxson Butler
>Implying that finns care about american political correctness
David Garcia
BASED
convinced me to watch the movie
Nolan Gonzalez
>they get triggered by muh strong female characters and dad rock
Fucking nu males man
Austin Sullivan
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Jayden Hill
>that last review holy fuck
Bentley Baker
holy shit
Cooper Peterson
>meninist i should find it funny that they picked up so well on that satire movement. but in reality its just sad
Jose Thompson
It's suppose to be satire
Josiah Johnson
>completely telling the truth
Asher Long
Has anyone seen the ending? Because this % sounds fishy as fuck as if in the end the pigs will live in the birds island for ever and ever in peace and love.
Isaiah Anderson
It ends with birds saving the eggs and pig town getting blown up.
Jordan Ortiz
I believe OP is watching as we speak, hence the screenshots.
I'll lurk more until he's finished with the movie to give his input. Looks great so far.
Samuel Gomez
Gods of Egypt is pretty bad famalam.
It's B movie with special effects that aren't really that great considering its budget
Blake Long
It's a happy ending. The pig city blows up with them presumably dying since the antagonist surviving mountains of TNT is not only unrealistic, no pig is seen after that.
Easton Cruz
obviously the rating is low because the liberals hate it you gullible euro.
Camden Hill
>I’m “biast” (pro): nothing I’m “biast” (con): movies based on games fill me with dread >no one wants their children indoctrinated while watching a cartoon >I sure it will impact their ability to get future work, the dears. It goes on and on with this bullshit. Jesus christ the attempt to reflect abso-fucking-lutely everything into a "see? the males are doing bad things and it will plant a seed of evil into your children" picture is outrageous. I absolutely hate leftist pieces of shit like this reviewer, and it is disgusting that this review is even allowed to be released into the public with such an obvious and blatant agenda. Also, >MaryAnn Johanson
Luke Mitchell
Nice.
Sebastian Foster
The Angry Birds redpill the other birds and leads to them removing pigkebab with the help of the Giant Eagle who looks like Trump after that the Birds go and get their eggs back from Pig City and spend the last half an hour bombing it.
Joshua Collins
Animator here. the pig is named MudBeard. He hoards TNT.
The pigs are the MUSLIMS. Period.
Kayden Myers
I think they got redpilled. Here in Holland more and more People wake up everyday
Austin King
loled at that part
Gavin Robinson
The pigs live by an ancient code and law.
Daniel Baker
Why do liberals give conservative / rightwing political movies like this terrible reviews?
Jose Cooper
MUDBEARD ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME
HEIL RED
Evan Williams
I'll be watching this with my nephews.
Adrian Mitchell
Because it isnt the message we want to tell the goyim
Logan Thomas
So it's like Clash of the Titans. I like watching shit like that. I've already seen all the good movies a million times so I might as well watch the bad ones a million times.
Samuel Cook
Holy shit it's real
Joseph Perry
Review from my local newspaper: Xenophobia Comes to Children's Movie in Trump's America
Ryan Hill
RADICAL PIGSLAM
Xavier Powell
What city?
Brandon Stewart
>Representing muslims as pigs
Like pottery
Logan Hill
Check this out Sup Forums agrees. Liberals are fucking ruining everything for fucks sake.
Jack Taylor
According to Wikipedia, the bearded king of the pigs is called Mudbeard.
Noah Diaz
stealth merchant spotted
Gabriel Howard
2016 is the year of right wing cinema
Jose Young
>many angry liberal reviewers
I can't wait to savor this butthurt.
Kevin Hill
>giant Eagle that looks like Trump I'm gonna need a pic on this right now
Owen Parker
Shut up cuck
It's meme magick
Elijah Bailey
>Trumps America He isn't even in office yet, and he's still making America great again
Jose Evans
>mfw meme magic is real
Isaac Torres
Its like hes already president
Robert Adams
Because muh agenda
Josiah Evans
>King Mudbeard
Easton Foster
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Eli White
You faggots better be rating and watching this movie. It's our best chance at redpilling the masses.
Justin Jones
Dutch Homo Reviewers gave it a 2/5 for XENOPHOBIC ELEMENTS REEE
>A Nuremberg rally for 21st-century America. Pure terror porn: racist, jingoistic, thoroughly obnoxious. Donald Trump voters will love it. *sob*
>If only all those other stupid countries — you know, like Germany and the U.K. — could be as awesome as America. After the British prime minister dies suddenly and mysteriously, world leaders summoned to London for the funeral, allegedly “the most protected event on Earth,” come under terrorist attack. The only survivor among them is U.S. president Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart: My All American, I, Frankenstein), thanks to impossibly badass Secret Service agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler: How to Train Your Dragon 2, Chasing Mavericks), even though Banning concedes that he is made of nothing more than “bourbon and poor choices.” (One wonders what all those failed non-American security people could possibly be made of: cotton candy?) Now Asher and Banning are on the run in a locked-down London because the bad guys want to capture the president and execute him live on the Internet. Because that could happen.
>London Has Fallen isn’t a movie: it’s a Nuremberg rally for 21st-century America in which drone warfare is righteous because swarthy brown terrorists are almost supernaturally powerful, and yet also ultimately no match for the U! S! A! U! S! A! It is laughably beyond preposterous, all the security lapses in every single British service, from MI-6 right down to the NHS ambulance corps, that is required for the army of angry anti-Western but primarily anti-American terrorists to pull off stupendously coordinated multiple attacks across a geographically sprawling world city. Though even the terrorists cannot deny the superiority of American technology: look at all the Macintosh PowerBooks prominently arrayed among their info-arsenal!
Cooper Phillips
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Luke Martin
Damn, I like these color combinations. Looks kinda familiar.
Sebastian Lee
Maybe I'm just tired, but I'm not really seeing much resemblance here
Jaxson Gomez
Its astounding to see how terrified leftists are.
Austin Jones
Kek
Nicholas Sanchez
>Of course, the Brits are not American; all the pitying glances and asides thrown around by the likes of Secret Service director Lynn Jacobs (Angela Bassett: Survivor, This Means War) for her U.K. counterparts are akin to that of a patient parent generously tolerating the best efforts of a slow but beloved child. Isn’t it cute how the Brits are trying? So sweet of them. Even though the script — by Creighton Rothenberger and Katrin Benedikt (who together wrote Olympus Has Fallen and contributed to The Expendables 3), Christian Gudegast (A Man Apart), Chad St. John — has Asher calling the U.K. “our oldest and strongest ally” (although he’s wrong: that would be France), London still feels comfortable lobbing huge insults in that direction… but then again, the big bully always knows it can get away with kicking its best toady. I wonder if this is why even some among the British cast here — such as Colin Salmon (Doctor Who, The Bank Job) as one of the security honchos and Charlotte Riley as an MI-6 agent — sound as if they are faking their own real British accents. Are they embarrassed to be here? Or have they drunk the movie’s Kool-Aid and are embarrassed to be British?
>The rallying cry of London Has Fallen? The astonishing aptitude of the terrorists is meant to leave a fear-mongered audience pissing in its pants and hungry for blood, and certain that only America has the balls and the brains and the firepower to smash them all. Big congrats to Iranian-Swedish director Babak Najafi (Easy Money: Hard to Kill) on his first English-language film, which enables a political and cultural environment in which Hillary Clinton, who has said, “We can nuke Iran if we want to” (only a slight paraphrase), can be considered the “reasonable” presidential candidate. Even more vile than its outrageously propagandistic progenitor, Olympus Has Fallen, this is pure terror porn: racist, jingoistic, thoroughly obnoxious. Donald Trump voters will love it. *sob*
Lucas Kelly
I'm more terrified of leftists. They are becoming increasingly radicalized.
Brody Thomas
Reminder that Sup Forums-declared blue-pilled movies (Star Wars: The Force Awakens; Ghostbusters; Zootopia) will beat out Sup Forums's "red-pilled" Angry Birds film.
The majority of people despise the movie for many reasons but the most popular one being, "muh feminism."
Kayden Bennett
We should all keep this in mind.
Dominic Cox
The fact that a majority of them are embracing Socialism is becoming very unerving
Nathan Hall
Well, since some prime tenants of leftism include laziness and non-violence even when one's survival is at stake, I don't think you have much to worry about. Natural selection will take care of these people.
William Davis
This is awesome.
Cameron Sanders
uneducated
Jeremiah Walker
All we gotta do is make it National socialism.
Henry Johnson
They hate themselves, hate civility, and would love to see the western world die.
That in itself is scary, but look at who they are as people. A collection of faggots. Nerds who everyone made fun of in school. Problem glasses wearing hambeasts, dyed hair, near anorexic levels of skinny nu-males. They're all useless people. All of the genetic dead ends in our species are self segregating. They're making it incredibly easy to spot them from a distance, practically begging for a predator to come in and destroy them.
If it really comes down to a war they're not going to survive past day 1.
Jaxson Thompson
How the fuck can people seriously think this is commentary on the refugee crisis?
The pigs fucking arrived on ships from another landmass. They took resources (eggs) and brought them back to their land. The birds didn't even recognize what they used to get to the island. The buildings in the pig's land has very European architecture to them, with a big castle made of stone. The bird's island has just simple houses, most of which are made using mainly sticks, leaves, and other simple hut building materials.
It's fucking commentary on colonialism, not the refugee crisis, and the pigs are the Europeans.
Reminder that THIS is what the common perception of colonialism is, and the egg-stealing echos it.
Gavin Carter
He's already president IMO. I fully expect him to start talks with Putin by August.
