Eurovision pre-thread. It's happening again. For all you Murricans out there, get ready for keks, cringe...

Eurovision pre-thread. It's happening again. For all you Murricans out there, get ready for keks, cringe, shit music and maybe some qt's.

/CelebrateDiversity/

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is it today?

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Can \int\ please stop backing up the Portuguese guy?
I don't want him to lose like le pen

When are you going to let Americans compete?

Australians got to compete last year.

no qt swedes boyband in eurovision :(

youtube.com/watch?v=wP3w_UgxZDA

hope you guys don't invite australia again, or they're gonna win

hello

as if there is anything to be ruined by. The music is fucking garbage.

first semi today, 2nd semi thursday, final on saturday.

Stop listening to pop music.

shut up, if meme magic worked for Tsunaldo and his buddies, why wouldn't it work with da Sal?

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

stop speaking like a drunk slurring Spaniard

No.

(Vote for me, cuz I'm1/8 dutch)

>nationalism

lol no

>2017
>still watching the once great Eurovision in its SJW death throws

We're not going to win this year. I wouldn't be surprised if we finished outside the top 10.

Then again, there's also an Australian singing for Denmark who actually has a good chance at winning.

youtube.com/watch?v=716rTFMgZQ4

even for an ESC song that is some forgettable, boring shit yo. I doubt it will have a chance.

awww it's ok dutchie user, I still like you

Eurovision is very gay. And pure propaganda. With that said, Bulgaria, Italy and Portugal are by far the best. In that order.

Belgium is also bretty gud 2bh, but I heard the girl can't sing live

I'll say, Robin Bengtsson is a fucking STUD

>you will never be Chad
youtube.com/watch?v=338wyBvfvgI

so fuckin beautiful

Why is Australia in Eurovision?

Why is Ecuador such a shit country?

>be Australian
>get bit by some spider while taking a shit
>start thinkin that you're European

Is Russia still banned?

>qt's

>a "woman" has better beard genetics than me

NOT. FAIR.

>Be sub-human mix of natives and Meds
>Leave house
>Get murdered

Gee am I glad I'm not Ecuadorian.

Don't know which board to which this with. Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums?

/lgbt/

Fuck, I forgot about /lgbt/.
Do [s4s] and [r9k] do threads too?

/hm/ especially

what's this eurovision thing?... never heard of it

no idea, I usually watch with Sup Forums or Sup Forums because of flag banter

hey luxembourg, please come back! we need those diaspora points!!
oh wait, you're not luxembourg...

That board is ded.

[autistic screeching]
i'm Liechtenstein. LIECHTENSTEIN!...
the fukking principality of mottafukking Liechtenstein!!!
*cries in the arms of switzerland*

>be Australian
>fattest country in the world
>every big city is filled with chinks that don't even speak proper English.
>can't afford to live in the center of any big city because housing costs are so ridiculously so you are forced to live in some suburban shithole.
>Property costs are so high that you ARE STARTING TO BUY HOUSES BY THE FUCKING BRICK
>Shitpost all day about "Fuck off we're full XD" on your 5 mbps internet that you have to pay 60 dollars a month for, while Wang and Chang are buying the entire island.
>live in such a fucked up country that ONE IN FIVE aussie cunts have some sort of symptoms of a mental illness.
>Once the average Australian decides to no longer be a useless piece of shit and start working, he goes to the Jobcenter just to be told that Chang and Wang have all the good jobs but can now pick up dogshit or clean toilets.
>Don't ever think about starting an own business, because everything is monopolized at this point in Australia.
>Have one of the highest taxes in the world
>lose a war to Emus
>LOSE A WAR TO FUCKING EMUS

I search my Sup Forums folder and literally this is the only mention I have of white Haiti

>Be Ecuadorian
>Get mad on the internet because inferiority complex

I'll probably stick to Sup Forums simply because of the flags. Thank you Portufriend.

Guys, I just realized the UK's song is about brexit.

>I will never give up on EU

kc tier

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>Valentina Monetta is participating for San Marino again
Is she the only singer they got?

At this point it doesn't feel right whenever Valentina isn't in Eurovision.

>/CelebrateDiversity/
I celebrate the diversity of European nations; the Germans, Hungarians, Portuguese, Greeks etc.....
What I do not celebrate is the muslims, africans, arabs, indians, gypsies, central asians, east asians.....within Europe. That is not their land and they do not belong there ever.

Post Euromemes guys

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>germany sends in a standard crappy popsong like every year

Are we doing it right?

>Don't know which board to which this with.
Can someone explain this sentence to me?

>Celebrate diversity
>most songs are literally in English
Hmmm.....

Who are the memes this year?

Every country should start singing in their own language again. The whole idea of ESC was to bring Europe closer together, having 30 Brits, Australians and Americans sing generic English popsongs while waving a Croatian flag is not doing anything for European integration.

Who is in the first semi final?

Macedonia has the white girl rapping meme in the bag. Montenegro has sent a gay Khal Drogo who is absolutely not getting through the semis.

In running order:

>Sweden
>Georgia
>Australia
>Albania
>Belgium
>Montenegro
>Finland
>Azerbaijan
>Portugal
>Greece
>Poland
>Moldova
>Iceland
>Czech Republic
>Cyprus
>Armenia
>Slovenia
>Latvia

Italy, Spain and UK can vote in this Semi as well. France, Germany and Ukraine have to wait for Semi 2.

>only country to sing in their native language is the country with the ugliest European language

really makes you think desu

Sweden sent a multicultural gang of bankers

need more webm/gif

Rude!

Sweden, Georgia, Finland, Portugal are pretty much guaranteed.

Is it just gays and women who watch eurovision in europe as well? Or do all people watch it there?

Methinks it's popularized by gays and women, but more broadly people watch it because it's a traditionally cheesy event - ironically, if you will

every kind of people watch it, ironically or not, but most people only get to know the songs during the show

it's just that gays seem to be the loudest and most annoying fanbase, and the ones who take it more seriously

I get drunk with my friends and we all watch it.

Gays and women are simply the ones most vocal about it.

VOTE PORTUGAL OR I'M GOING TO DO IT

I meant the first semi-final

>\int\

>other countries have such good sounding languages that they always sing in English

disgraceful!

It has like 200 million viewers in Europe and some countries think it's a really big deal like Greece and Sweden

Please let us in so we can vote for Portugal every year

>Greece

They can't even afford to win it

>It has like 200 million viewers in Europe
so just the gays watch it then

I'm voting Italy

>Flag relevant

France is my Waifu for this year
youtube.com/watch?v=Koi36aeRv7I

Hey you fuck, our language sounds great, you're just used to hear those filthy northerners that speak like Russians. Come to Lisbon, we actually are decent speakers, the northerners speak Galician.


>Puorto quarailho

>Bráága queralho

Kek

this

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Do you have enough gays to support Eurovision?

The closed vowel sounds make your women sound quite masculine when speaking the language though. If you listen to Bossa Nova or someone like Mallu Magahales singing PT BR it sounds much more feminine than EU PT singers. Ana Moura and Amália Rodrigues for example, both have quite manly sounding voices.

I still love your language though, but it comes across as a bit harsher and masculine to non native speakers than the BR PT or spanish.

we all speak like russians or polacks from minho to algarve tbdesu

It's a fake beard, the dude doesn't wear this shit irl. It's a persona.

Any acts worth waking up at 4am in the morning to watch it live for?

No but do it anyway

Nothing is worth waking up at 4am for.

Why wouldn't you do it anyway?

>CelebrateDiversity

AROUND 10000 policemen quarded empty hall and front place.

DIVERSITY FUCK DA WAY..

I did it for the last two Eurovisions but the last one was pretty tame. Plus we don't have Sam Pang and Julia Zemiro as hosts this time and I don't know anything about the new hosts

Would've fallen asleep on the couch if it wasn't for that LOVE LOVE PEACE PEACE song

Anyone remebers that spaniard weirdo singing el chiqui chiqui years ago in Eurovisión?

ur mum is

>I did it for the last two Eurovisions but the last one was pretty tame. Plus we don't have Sam Pang and Julia Zemiro as hosts this time and I don't know anything about the new hosts
Really?

I hope they're at least still comedians. If they try and put a serious spin on it they'll have gone full circle into retardation.

>hosting of popular TV shows such as Wake Up, Star Way and Sing Like A Star.
>He has had roles as a professional voice artist, including voicing the character of Hans in the Ukrainian version of Disney’s animation Frozen.
>Timur has presented the live youth talk show Studio 5, as well as the educational programme How Is It Made?

I wouldn't expect too much of it.

He means the Australian broadcasting presenters

yeah mate this But now that you mention it though, the hosts of eurovision always seem incredibly dull. Why don't they ever get funny people to host it?

who do you have anyway? We have that camp faggot Cornald Maas who always bitchslaps the shit out of poor entries, quite entertaining.

Daily reminder that Francesco Gabbani is /ourguy/

That's because we always win and have to host it. Not because we like it or anything.