>tfw Australia had our backs in the Spanish Civil War >tfw Australia backed us up in Dubya' Dubya' 2 >tfw Australia watched our six in Korea >tfw Australia roasted Charlies with us in Vietnam >tfw Australia fucked up Hajis alongside us in the Gulf War >tfw Australia is currently fucking up Hajis in the mid east
Where were you when 'Straya was unironically our greatest ally?
>Spanish Civil War What, why were you in the Spanish Civil War
Jackson Gonzalez
*Spanish-American War
Josiah Myers
Watching from Gibraltar.
Samuel Davis
Handing out tulips to Canada for being our greatest ally.
Gabriel Allen
cute
Blake Russell
tfw straya' shitposted moon-niggers to death during the 3rd Interstellar War
Blake Hill
...
Ethan Perry
The year is 2040, The Muslim death clones are overwhelming the last line of American defenders. Suddenly ACDC is heard playing in the distance. AAAHHHHH THUNDER, AHHHUUAAAHHH THUNDER! Australian volunteers riding make shift mad max trucks come ploughing through the dune coon clone hoards. As the Trucks reach the American lines a tanned man in shorts and an emu skin vest jumps down.
"Bit of a fucked day aye mate"
Grayson Evans
Your country is so adorable.
Adrian Phillips
I un-ironically love the Netherlands.
Ryan Wright
So you figured out how to beat the two legged menace? And I don't mean the bloody lebos.
Josiah Williams
I could see this being the next bro-comedy of the year. Like "Dude, Where's My Car?" but with war.
Screw the UK, we go off ot fight and you're right there with us every time. You cunts are alright in my book.
Xavier Green
autism
Connor Nguyen
shitposting
Dominic Young
Cunts prolly a chink from Melbourne
Colton Wilson
Yeah, turns out you need to put them in camps and starve them.
Logan Roberts
It's been known bro. The only country's we can trust and be friends with are UK and Australia. France is no longer our friend get lost Frenchies!
Aaron Murphy
>LE U R LE ZHANG XD XD
Hudson Brown
>friendship ended w/ france; now australia is my best friend
Isaiah Cruz
>like BattleField Friends, but with America and Australia
Jaxson Sanchez
Proxyfag I've give you a hint: Cabramatta is in the state to the north of Victoria.
Ian Hughes
>Like Cheech and Chong, but with American and Australia
Aaron Harris
>Like the Blues Brothers except America and Australia