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make new thread guys no one wants to post in a raidnigger thread

You're the patriots with the #1 pick

Who do you draft?

still waiting on a reliable source confirming Jimmy G's trade

@RapSheet

Spoke to someone close to Jimmy Garoppolo who had no knowledge of any trade and believes it's a hack. Alas, it's 5:26 am now & we're all up

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I trade it to some other dumb team so they can draft a bust nigger

One logo doesn't make a thread, plus the team didn't go after anyone, a bold strategy

>FA:Rams cut Lance Kendricks after six seasons

no idea how that fuck managed to last this long

>Ian RapoportVerified account @RapSheet 8m8 minutes ago

>Spoke to someone close to Jimmy Garoppolo who had no knowledge of any trade and believes it's a hack. Alas, it's 5:26 am now & we're all up

Fucking told you stupid niggers

Apologize

Yeah I'm gonna say he was hacked, a complete and utter lack of any information whatsoever besides a fucking instagram post after 2 hours is a little off

Oh well, I how he still gets traded

>Hightower is a Bowman type run stopper, Collins was in coverage or blitzing QBs
Hightower has literally one the highest pressure % on blitzes in the entire NFL 2 years running

Disappointing that the Bucs look to be losing Shep, especially to the Panthers. But it's only a good free agency for your team if another is having a bad one and vice versa, I guess.

Why the fuck would the Browns trade so much for Jimmy when they just ate a 72 mil contract for Lobster? It makes no sense

1. They didn't trade for Jimmy (at least not yet)
2. They didn't eat a $72m contract, bork has almost no guaranteed money left after 2017 and it's virtually a certainty that he's going to get cut

Either you're trolling or you're dumb as shit for realizing they're not playing Lobster.

>%
There's your problem
On how many snaps? not many

Collins played like he did in 2014 on the browns lined up everywhere and was the only player graded average or better in every category.

So make what you want, hightower is elite at his position and i'd love him to join the Giants cause we have nobody but Collins is eliter.

??? How are the two related at all?

They're cutting Brock and just eating the dead money since they have a fuckload of space

Pats trade Garoppolo for 1st, 12th, Joe Thomas, Corey Coleman, Jamie Collins, and Joe Haden

source: me

Joe Haden would be CB4 on the Pats depth chart right now

>not adding Zeitler and Shelton to the mix
Pats got robbed

>72 Mil
That is not how contracts work.
His salary is only guaranteed for this year. They are only taking a $16M hit

He's not as good as he once was but he's better than Gilmore don't kid yourself

Joe Haden is fucking elite when healthy, which is basically like one game per season.

They used Lobster to get a free 2nd round pick. They never plan on actually using him.

Gilmore has only looked like shit because of a revolving door of coordinators and schemes in a dogshit franchise

You can't teach his athleticism and Haden gets torched almost routinely now

They didn't trade for him to get him, they traded because the Texans gave them a 2nd round pick. When they interviewed the Cleveland FO guys they were like "The 2nd round pick is great", nobody even mentioned Osweiler. He's getting cut or traded by weekend.

I know not all of the money was guaranteed, no one is that stupid to give a contract that large without a mainly incentive based plan and a poison pill. I just thought trading so much for a largely untested qb simply because he won two games and was drafted by the pats to be stupid.

>the state of this damage control

>i-i knew i was retarded

>QB wins two games with the pats

>He must be elite

Not sure if autism or just british

>this retard

Garoppolo, 2018 7th round pick, Cyrus Jones -for- #1 pick, a 2018 2nd round pick, Bitonio, Collins, Haden, Thomas and a peanut butter sandwich on raisin bread.

Cap it

>a revolving door of coordinators and schemes in a dogshit franchise
you know goddamn well that describes the Browns too famalamadingdong

>raisin bread
Be reasonable, man

>On how many snaps? not many
A lot actually. He was the Patriots main blitzer this season

Yeah but when Haden gets beat it isn't because of mental lapses, he just flat out gets burnt

If Belichick thinks Gilmore deserves 40m guaranteed then I believe he can easily be an elite corner

yeah and the Cleveland Browns are just a model of consistency bruh. at least Haden has the excuse of being injured, Gilmore doesn't even have that.

>peanut butter sandwich on raisin bread

kek
youtube.com/watch?v=uoyv5TmjqZo

Not sure if autism or retardism

Let's go with both

So can Texans + Romo stop Brady

Haden gets beat because he's consistently playing through injury. Gilmore just sucks. enjoy watching him bite on every double move put on him next year.

does it matter when Romo is already hurt before they play each other?

I'll enjoy watching him remove WR2 from the game every week as McCourty and Butler continue being elite

>belli is so fucking boring he unironically eats PB&J

Romo wouldn't make it past week 7 without breaking every bone in his glass body.
If the Texans were smart, they would go after either Jimmy G or Cutler, but I don't think they have anything to entice the pats that Cleveland doesn't

>tfw if Art Jewdell didn't decide to move the team the Browns would be a dynasty

Brady has almost three times as many wins as stomp does playoff victories

Pats just cemented themselves as one of the three best secondaries in the league

Three times as many rings as Romo has playoff victories*

>cutler
just go the distance and pick up Jimmy G already. Might as well live up to your Patriots South nickname

mate I don't doubt Bill can fix Gilmore but I'll believe it when I see it

>stomp

If he could turn Eric Rowe into serviceable then all that guaranteed money pretty much should convince you

>Patriots South
They fucking wish, they're more like Bengals South

I believe in what I see on the field my dude. until then there's literally no reason to believe Gilmore is better than Haden by any stretch. Pats fans would love to have Haden and you know it.

Cincinnati is the south

Between Glasskowski and Brady having to wait for his 5th ring thanks to 80% of the team dying in 2015 I'll take the healthier player

midwest you doublenigger

It's fucking snowing here what the fuck

Barely further south than Pittsburgh

Shit is basically Kentucky.

Who won Free Agency?

American education strikes again.
I bet you are proud of being a retard.

still no word on cutler?
whatever

>Packers still havent spent a dime on anyone during Rodgers prime
thank god but goddamn that must be frustrating for him.
pic related
Jags GM during FA

Kill yourself.

Honestly Rodgers should just jump ship. He's clearly the only one who is worth a damn there

I wonder who could be responsible for the hack...

t. Cletus from Covingtom. How about dem Wildcats faggot?

Too bad that just like Chicken Parm man he would rather complain about a lack of help inside his multi-million dollar mansion in between shitty commercials as he takes max contracts and rapes his team's cap

>doesnt know basic American geography
>calls others Cletus
kill yourself nigger

Gilmore has been plagued with just as much injury bruh. he's had three head injuries in the past three seasons and hasn't made it to week 17 since his sophomore year. Haden is Brett Favre by comparison, at least he played through his groin injury even if it negatively impacted his play.

>Cincinnati is 60% black
>calling others niggers
Good game Jamal

Christian McCaffrey

>implying im from cincinati or the midwest
give it up nigger

>Jimmy Gabogool tweeting and instantgramming bye to Bombston at 4am

Jimmy G shitpostersatus: Confirmed

>this damage control

You guys should totally trade for DJ hayden lol

>this damage control

>this damage control

>this damage controll

What are you going on about retard? Also, study up on american geography you are embarrassing yourself.

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Bravo nigger. If you post memes hard enough everyone will forget you are a retard who though Ohio was in the south.

What conflated narrative is all this supposed to have?

t. John Earl Wallingford from Texas

man I live in WV and I know for a fact some of those graphs are lies, if it was this place wouldn't be such a redneck shithole

>Still, Khaled Elsayed of Pro Football Focus graded the first-round picks from 2013 after the players had a couple of years of experience and gave the Joeckel selection an F and said he "has done nothing to suggest he will ever be a top left tackle."

How bad is this asshole? He has to be better than the tight end and basketball player Seattle current has on Tackles right?

He's not gonna get much better if Ruslel scrambles around every play.

>Same Sex house houlds

>Michigan is light purple

Feels good man

Matt Kalil would've been a better signing and Kalil fucking sucks. That's how bad.

Bill Belichick trades Jimmy Garappolo to Cleveland for a conditional 7th as a way of apologizing for replacing Bernie Kosar with Todd Philcox in 1995.

Also he tore his ACL, MCL and meniscus in his left knee last season.

You'd think a team with a recent super bowl ring would be attractive enough to get some actually good players to play on the line.

Offensive linemen are the ones most likely to chase money since they're the ones who wind up having the worst health issues post-retirement

The seacuck invested $5M in their entire o-line. This is a $8M gamble. Remember how good they are even with a pitiful line.They're in pretty fucking good shape even if Jokelel can't beat a goddamn TE or a MOTHER FUCKING BASKETBALL PLAYER.

Seattle has never valued offensive lineman for some reason. They think Russel can dodge defenders forever.

Jokelel would be the worst starting tackle in the league if not for Ereck Flowers

Why the hell would he apologize to the franchise that shafted him?

He deserved to get shafted then

>You're the patriots with the #1 pick
Why are we talking about impossible circumstances?