Hi Sup Forums

Hi Sup Forums.
Can you please your gf?
I can! (9 incher here)

Post pic with ruler
5.5 with happy wife and girlfriend here.

Virgin detected.

Also having a gf is fuckin' gay, faggot.

Pleasing women ? What kinda beta cuck shit is this. Women are there to please you not the other way around.

please leave the internet op. we do not want.

>I hope you have a long tongue
a tongue longer than 7 inches what kind of a fucking freak would have that jesus

Shitty bait anyway, OP should have just used the classic image

>wife AND girlfriend

livin the dream baby!

No one cares op.
Quit wasting thread space and go back to jerking off in your mom's basement.

how many girls have you fucked so far?

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22cm virgin here

how OP prepares for sex

A penis shorter than seven inches is an evolutionary advantage. Proof: Way over 90 percent of human males have a penis that is shorter than that.

16 incher checkin in

explain the appendix

A penis shorter than 7 inches can only be used to pee.

Stick it up your ass and fuck yourself

And 90% of people are cunts. Just because it's common, doesn't mean it's good, or okay at all.

Maybe you should find a GF with a pussy thats not worn out?

Saying pussy is loose is the most pathetic thing you can do.
You can't blame girl for your genetic inferiority.

>implying 9" is long enough
>tfw my member is 17"
>tfw i already fucked your mom and your gf
>just kidding
>she might've been your gf
>at least until she found out you were 8" or less
>tfw i have any bitch i want
>even the 9" crowd is jelly
>even the passenger gets in trouble
>mfw tfw

Does a pussy never get loose?

Does genetic matter?

this is funny considering the fact that any man that talks about penis size or mentions it ever is either a virgin or has a micro penis

Everybody knows that vaginas stretch, and do so in direct proportion to the number of penises that have been inside them.

>but muh babyhead

Haha, sure, at first it makes sense that a woman who's pushed a fucking baby's head through the love canal would be stretchier than the 16yo hs whore who's already banged the entire football team... but ever notice how sometimes it's just not the case?

Mother of 3, married to the same man for 20 years, when she finally gets divorced and you're the first guy she's fucked since her husband, has the kaganal strength of a steel trap? That's because she's only had one penis.

Yes, vaginal birth causes temporary stretching (and sometimes tearing, which will heel) but if she's only ever had one penis in her (inb4 only faggots care) the temporary stretch will return her vag to pre-baby levels.

This is due to the enzymatic interactions between her skin and her husband's skin.

But what happens when a grill - babbies or no babbies - takes multiple cocks? The enzymatic reactions between her and EACH partner will PERMANENTLY damage, stretch, and expand the vaginal walls AND the inner and outer labia.

And no, condoms will NOT prevent this, as there is always skin contact at the groin area. It is the reaction between the male's skin and her own (sometimes via her own vaginal fluids) that causes the stretching to become permanent.

So, when my friend once said, "I fucked this girl who had 2 kids, but she was tighter than this one other girl I fucked," I explained all this to him and it made perfect sense.

Okay, so now you know why there are even size queens in the first place.

You're fucking welcome.

14" schlong checking in. Girls call me "Bongo from the Congo" it takes me 45 minutes to become fully erect, then another 15 until she passes out from pain

Hey, you may only be 14" but at least you're a damn sight better off than all the betacuckfaggot bottomfeeders in this thread who have to settle for a lifetime of mutual disappointment with old tired worn out saggy used up whores after guys like us are done with them, amirite?

Femanon here.
Men below 8 inches are useless.

OP, imaginary things can't please women

oh are we pretending you arent trolling today

you a faganon

tits, timestamp or fake and gtfo

Damn, did you fuck horses or something to need more than 8" cocks ?

I call into question the veracity of the statement about you having a nine inch penis.
Please post proof to dispel that notion.

Oh wow, look at this faggot's thinly disguised dick pic request!
Wow, what a faggot!
Can't find enough pics of guys dicks on the dark web?
Hey everybody!!
There's a faggot over here asking for dick pics!!!! Lulz!!

Prove me that you're at least 8 inches

I love how every time one of these fucks pops up they increase it by 1".

I'm 7" X 6" and never had a problem making a girl cum multiple times.

Protip:
The biggest sexual organ in a woman is her mind.

I have nothing to prove to a so called "femanon"

That's what I thought. You fantasize about what you don't have.
You sound like a real faggot here.
If I wanted dick pics, I can google for millions of them.
Odds are, you're ashamed and too embarrassed to post it.

this is your 8 inch

OP we get it you're a faggot

Glad to know that you're saving dick pics from Sup Forums

>And 90% of people are cunts. Just because it's common, doesn't mean it's good, or okay at all.
Being a cunt is an evolutionary advantage, too.

>A penis shorter than 7 inches can only be used to pee.
If that was the case, there wouldn't be 1 billion people in China or India.

>these threads
Is this some joke I've not caught onto?

If there was a universal selection pressure for biggus dickus, South Asians, SE Asians, East Asians would have larger penisses.
Conclusion: There isn't.

>enzymatic reactions
That's not science, son!

>If that was the case, there wouldn't be 1 billion people in China or India.
I thought pee and poo were in fact the reason for india to exist...
So to me it seems legit.

>enzymatic interactions between her skin and her husband's skin
>enzymatic interactions

The reason modern India exists is we were so kind to show up twice in history and leave behind at least some semblance of civilization.

That actually explains a lot because so many of these chicks use giant ass dildos but their hubby or bf swears they're still very tight. It's not toys that'll cause problems it's her sleeping around.

Relax Sup Forums all of these will fit into your hand.
And for most here isn't that all that matters?

clit stimulation can be done with a micro penis too though the girl pretty much need most of the physical stimuli that really gets them off to be from the clit for that to be fully successful for a micro penis guy. Fact is, girls can fake it, but when they're spouting absolute gibberish, can barely breath if not nearly passing out, and their face and pussy is red as hell, sorry but they aren't faking that shit they feel incredible.

Slightly thicker than average but average length guy here btw hell I'm not even in that good of shape and I've made girls have 3 orgasms back to back to back

Can’t some women just genetically have wider vaginas and more beefy curtains?

I’ve had virgins that weren’t all that tight and total sluts that clamped my dick so hard I couldn’t finish.

I once fingered this coworker who told me she had a shallow vagina. Sure enough like 4 inches is all she could take.

Pussies are weird and come in different shapes and sizes. If one isn’t the right fit I don’t think it’s your or her fault. Unless you have a micro penis in which case it’s kind of on you.

the average vaginal depth is 6" same as the average penis length, they can stretch a whole hell of a lot to take a bigger penis though and women can do exercises that strengthen the clenching vaginal muscles. Your experience with a loose virgin might be because they didn't even know how to clench down on you while the experienced person exercised those muscles and knows exactly how to.

Same here guy. Girls actually comment on how big I am, showing that they can’t actually tell how big a penis is. I’m at 6inches and my gf was telling her friends I was 7.5 because she didn’t know better.

>I can! (9 incher here)

It is a bunker for gut fauna to hide out in during an infection. It isn't necessary for life but does provide a health advantage over those who lack it.

the worst problem for me is when it's webcam shit because I have really large hands with long piano playing fingers so when they see me jerking it the illusion is that it's smaller than average because my large hand covers so much of it though I haven't had anyone bring that up out of kindness I guess.

I can tell you right now neither bitch knew about kegels or were trying to Kung fu grip on me.

I think it’s mostly genetic with a bit of wear and tear. One of the first insertion videos I saw when I was young was a petite girl getting a 1 liter Mountain Dew bottle up here snatch. That fucked me up for awhile thinking wow I’m no where near that girthy. Now I know that she had to work at it to eventually get someone that large inside of her. But I bet she had a perfectly average pussy to begin with.

So there’s a sweet spot between genetic variance and bitches who love giant objects inside their cavernous cunts.

lurk more there's plenty of them

I feel ya. I can’t take dick pics for that reason. I’m 6’3 220lbs with long hands. All my boxing gloves and hand wear has to be extra large. So when I grab my dick, it’s dwarfed and I feel bad. It’s better for the girl to just feel it to appreciate it.

yeah it's important for young porn viewers to look at actual sex ed shit so their own ignorance and misinformation from porn and Sup Forumstards doesn't fuck with their heads, I know I did after seeing a huge guy fuck a tiny girl to try to make sense of it and figure out if she could ever fuck a normal sized guy after that lol

Right on brother, 9.5 incher checking in

Sup McLovin?

Hey shorty, Jonah Falcon here. 13.5 inches

It is still a weak bait, even if you changed the picture, faggot.


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