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So lads, who is the UFC's worst champion, Woodley or Bisping? And why? Let's put an end to this.
Jordan Morales
Why didn't you mention this goof here?
William Scott
Honorable mention for DC.I can't be mad at him though, it's not his fault Jon keeps fucking up.
Jacob Murphy
>DC >Worst champ Come off it, he pulls out a lot but he's beaten both Gus and Rumble and it's not like he's ducking Jon
Kayden Bennett
How casual are you? His fights with Jones are the only remotely entertaining fights he gets to be in since Jones is the only LHW who has any wrestling skill to counter DC's system of "grab my opponent and hold on for 5 rounds"
Aiden Torres
>you now realize that Jon jones was the first and only man to defeat Vitor during his Jesus juice phase
Luke Cruz
Jones is the GOAT, there's no argument whatsoever. He cannot be stopped in the cage.
Adrian Jones
Who knows now though
Lincoln Roberts
THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU SAVED ME YOU SAVED ME HOW CAN I REPAY YOU
Jaxson Cox
He's only 29. He arguably has at least 5 more years of peak performance if he can keep his shit together. A fighter can do a lot in 5 years, look at what Goobz did in 3. No one in LHW can touch him, so after fucking up goofs at 205 he could move up and destroy all the retards at HW.
Isaiah Turner
>le couldnt finish OSP man this "goat" of yours sucks.
Zachary Jenkins
Struve is the uncrowned HW champ, stipe is the paper champ struve beat him fair and square
glad we agree
Juan Morris
Stephen Strudel will Heem Francisco
Nicholas Cooper
>Woodley or Bisping?
Why would Woodley be in this list? He just fought the #1 contender twice and won.
Bizbing fought a 46 year old and looked awful, and now he's fighting a welterweight who has been away for 3 years. It's not even the same scenario.
Daniel Ward
>Why would Woodley be in this list? as if you dont know
Christian Garcia
I take it you're not a DC fan lol. I never said I was either. Do you think he's worse than Bisping?
Josiah Johnson
>He cannot be stopped in the cage.
Matt Hamill would beg to differ.
>performing brain surgery with your thumb is fair :^)
If the best argument you have for Struve winning that fight fairly is "BUT JONES DID IT" then you should also argue for why you haven't hit a pregnant woman with your car.
Eli Cruz
Thank you.
Jordan Fisher
To be fair, Jones had probably spent the 4 months prior to that fight sniffing lines of coke off the steering wheel of the Ferrari that he had just run into the wall of a preschool.
Liam Garcia
I don't actually. He's a good fighter who has defended his belt twice in the space of 4 months. A certain Irish-man has two belts and defended neither of them.
Maybe enlighten me.
Grayson Wilson
brainlet tier argument
Juan Jenkins
sorry unironically meant to post this
Anthony Wright
what kind of body is this? nacho libre mode?
Angel Hill
Nice haircut.
Jose Perez
Nunes really fucking annoys me for some reason. She should be one of my heroes for slapping Ronda's into orbit but I still want to see her lose to anyone who isn't Ronda.
Oliver Davis
>defended his belt twice Once. The champ retains his belt in a draw, he doesn't defend.
>tfw no fridge mode bf
Josiah Perez
Putting your belt on the line is a defense dummy.
Zachary Rivera
is he covering his bulge with the belt?
Connor Butler
3+ burritos a day minimum
Anthony White
woodley won the first fight spergy
Josiah Ortiz
FULL BELLEH
Jaxson Carter
im guessing jacare whittaker winner vs yoel for next title shot on same card with bisbong and george
Julian Rogers
We can all agree that Khabib's fight was literally the best one on paper through the 1st three months of the year.
Ethan Long
DC's striking is consistently and surprisingly good, and he doesn't duck anybody. The acknowledged goat beat him by a slim margin, and the slow heavy jones that showed up in his last fight would've gotten his shit kicked in
The answer is woodley. I'm happy bisping is the champ because he's a cheeky fucker who fights decently and the previous champ was an utter fucking autismotool. Woodley is a blacksplosive race-card pulling bitch in a sport that's basically half black and he can suck a bowl of dicks
Kayden Morris
How many times did Rockhold defend?
Not according to the judges.
Ryan Baker
Without question.
2017 has been off to an atrocious start so far. The UFC has full blown AIDS at this point, watching it slowly waste away is pretty depressing.
Jordan Ortiz
it's also at its most entertaining at the same time though
Jackson Brown
Yeah, there was aways going to be a hangover period after UFC 205 and 207.
Kayden Lopez
It's honestly one of the best on paper in recent years imo 8 win streak vs 9 win streak, has never happened. Sambo vs memejitsu
Brody Campbell
/who/ edition
Asher Barnes
How does one submit an anonymous tip to USADA?
Joseph Morris
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Cameron Morris
>Jones vs. DC
Julian Morales
He defended it once and lost.
Hudson Gutierrez
Is Jim Norton a cuck?
Sebastian Martin
You fuck off. Leave his nice body alone.
Julian Gray
how many steaks a day to achieve this mode
William Perry
Who is this?
Kevin Parker
-3
Justin James
No, he put it up for defence. He did not defend the belt; he lost it. Woodley has not defended twice; he has defended once and retained once.
You might say that this is semantics, but the reason that I am making this distinction is because the words that I am using allow you to understand what has happened without my having to qualify the statement. "He defended the belt but he didn't win" is meaningless.
Asher Wright
yes literally he said it on air unless he was lying
Anthony said he didn't understand it and that it's a mental disorder, but Jim immediately said it wouldn't bother me unless I knew the guy and was friends with him? lol
John Ortiz
He's not wrong, you don't want the third in your relationship to be someone you're friends with. It's awkward as hell.
Why do they make these saturday night? Dont they know that we normies like to party?
Liam Morris
What's wrong with you?
If you win the belt, and then put it on the line you are quite literally by definition defending it.
>He did not defend the belt
Yes he did and he failed. Defending something doesn't rely on the success of it. Think for a second.
William Martin
Why aren't you going?
>failing to defend a thing means that you defended it :^)
If you get mugged, did you defend your wallet?
Brayden Gomez
>getting mugged in australia
Aiden Gutierrez
You're right, we're a paradise compared to your shitty crime-riddled pathetic excuse for a nation. The question remains. If *you* were mugged, did you defend your wallet?
Gabriel Martin
You're welcome for saving you from Japan.
Hunter Roberts
Bisping: >KOs the champ in the first round >ducks the whole division for a revenge fight with a 46 year old >barely scrapes by, gets dropped twice and taken down >ducks division yet again for a retired welterweight
Woodley: >KOs the champ in the first round >fights the number one contender >scrapes by on the scorecards with a draw but nearly finishes his opponent >immediately fights the number one contender again to correct the draw on his record >scrapes by on the scorecards AGAIN after nearly finishing his opponent AGAIN >wants a money fight but will probably be forced to defend vs the winner of Maia vs Masvidal after that boring shit show
Sebastian Baker
life is a zero sum game
Jeremiah Sanders
how fat is fatkenzie dern going to get? she's already a fucking hambeast at this point
Jackson Butler
now you are dodging his point freindo. The fact is that if you dont keep your belt, you havent successfully defended it. Anderson Silva had 10 title defenses, nobody says "He defended t 11 times but lost the last one to wideman."
Jordan Barnes
GSP won't take down Bisping and will get outboxed maybe KOed by left hand
Who did GSP take down? His past fights included people with trash tdd and Hendricks which he was struggling with. Bisping is a big guy and has good tdd at MW, among dudes who are on average stronger that what GSP fought.
Deny this. Wait wait wait, you can't!
Bet your porn folder on Bisping.
David Stewart
If my home gets attacked by robbers at night and it still gets robbed, in my official statement I'll say that I attempted to defend it. If I didn't do anything about it, I won't say anything. There's a big difference between the two.
You are so butthurt about Woodley winning that you can't even think straight. Magrega has won 4 belts in his career and never defended a single one, therefore he has 0 title defenses. Luke Rockhold defended his MW title against Bisping but was unsuccessful at it. It still counts as a ***defense*** albeit not a successful one.
Carson Brooks
>implying some untrained street thug could ever take me
Yeah bud, there's a reason I train both gi and no gi, and have done so for 3 years. One move and he'd be on his back with his arm between my legs, shoulder joint popping. I'd take HIS wallet, actually.
Wouldn't you call that a defense? You stupid fucking asshole.
Charles Brooks
FIGHTIN LIEK DAAAA A STAWK MAWKET, IT A FLUCTATSEES
Nathan Edwards
Post slip.
Gavin Wright
you meme too far friend. Return from whence you came
Jason Hall
im serious, she used to be thicc now she looks like some random bitch in sweatpants at KFC
>If my home gets attacked by robbers at night and it still gets robbed, in my official statement I'll say that I attempted to defend it.
But did you defend it? No qualifications, nothing about what you *tried* to do, did you defend it? Yes or no?
>It still counts as a ***defense*** albeit not a successful one.
What you're saying here is that Rockhold and Bisping have the same number of defenses.
Carson Jackson
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Dominic Richardson
a nose job could get her down to strawweight
Tyler Young
HOLY FUCK MAN HER THICCNESS IS APPROACHING PORNSTAR TERRITORY
Asher Gray
Did you take photos of your monitor with a fucking potato?
Thomas Thompson
Not to mention latest win
Christian Campbell
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Julian Wood
I meant post slip of your Bisping bet.
James Lee
Once again you are trying to distract from the issue. Woodley and conor arent the subject of this argument. We are talking about the proper use of the term 'title defense'. No one says "Luke had one tittle defense" you dont call it a title defense if you lose, and that is what the aussie is saying. Luke had zero title defenses, and Bisping has one.
Carson Reed
>"the ceramic doll face"
Eli Clark
lol she has the ugly face of her father but the fatness of her white mother
Xavier Martin
Ho big is your porn folder lads ? Mine is 5,34 GB, with no videos at that
Noah Cooper
No
Justin Scott
literally zero. grow up.
Jaxon Lopez
So then why are you telling people to bet on him? Lol coward.
Ian Carter
Post open bets.
Henry Thomas
>2017 >Porn
Jackson Parker
Do you have mom/gf/wife/whatever checking your computer ? Every guy with a computer has a porn folder
Brandon White
>JDS is +~150 This still feels absurd.
Leo Lee
Who was the last guy that Bisping fought that wanted to take Bisping down and couldn't?
William Cooper
Trade secrets
I only tell one or two brilliant insights
You should pay me for my generosity. Here I am explaining to you numbnuts the outcome of a fight and you dare ask me questions?
Smh
Jace Butler
I'm headed to train What are (you) up to heem?
Leo Allen
>you dont call it a title defense if you lose Well this was originally about Woodley and he said that Woodley has only defended once which is dumb. He's defended twice and gotten 2 new belts as a result of it.
>Luke had zero title defenses, and Bisping has one.
Conor has 0 title defenses. Luke has 1 failed title defense. Bisping has 1 successful title defense.
