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the gayons edition

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ah yes

bit gay

having an american style cream tea
burgers in scones with jam, mayo, BBQ sauce and nutella

just pepee on floor

put the burrs un the chully bun ey!

I will go to bed if I get two (You)s

ye bit vietlad what are you doing for money?

>I'll be 20 years old next month

>burgers in scones

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is this some leaf plan to wind up yanks and brits at the same time?

>I'll be 25 in 7 months

legit 19 to 23/24 is the same shit every year hahaha then you hit 25 and it's all questions about marriage and shit

was waiting for this to cut to a video of a puppy being tortured

Yeah but it's different for me because I'm an actual human being, not a yank

hmmm

Anzu is my life

>tfw the only girl who would want to marry me rn is a 27y old brazillian
teaching, what else

what degree do you have

rude

she's a little orc goblin

no

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didn't you have a kid with her? you are the one that wanted to go to taiwan aren't you.

redpill me on macaroons

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ah yes, kikes

>It's real

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Holy fuck, I've simply had enough. I don't care about having a girlfriend at all even. I just want to speak to a girl, be friends with one, feel some feminine presence.

fuck off Sup Forums

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NEED this bloke out of business

gay

*redpills you*

>2 minutes of him making it, 9 minutes of him eating it

history
yea, I do still care about her and talk to her regularly but idk how feasible it is for us to be together

t. ethan zuckerman

writing an article again lads

cheers mate

wonder what are timmy had for tea tonight

Can't sleep and I need to be up in 4 hoyes

he's not northern. he doesn't say tea

imagine making millions of dollars by documenting your day via video and uploading it to youtube for others to watch

Does he post here?

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i'm a newfie i alternate tea/supper depending on who i'm talking to

>reviews cider

most definitely

There's literally nothing wrong with drinking cider

need to start talking about cider in real brit hours to see if any enthusiasts pipe up.

cup o the ol 'cide'

>There's literally nothing wrong with drinking cider

no you don't. never once heard tea in newfoundland or when I lived in nb

my grandparents both say tea

Cool story bro.

your grandparents are retarded

if i saw a male drinking cider near me i wouldn't hesitate to glass him

Generally it's supper, for anyone under 75.

Unless it's a jiggs dinner.

>>>/cum/

yes, i am the guy with the Bj fetish, but it's very specific.
i hate throat fucking, beating women up, I just like a good sloppy Bj where it's a tad hard but in the end she's really really about taking as much into the back of the throat and the full swallow while the cock is there all the way inside of the mouth

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Glass him with the pint glass you brought with you?

Cider is for homosexuals, beer is for men.

Newfoundland has so many different accents though and people generally neutralize it when talking to outsiders. One town sounds completely different from the next one 20km away.

No one cares, you're basically yanks

No one cares you're an Aussie cunt either.

Wish I had friends

Wish he ^ had a friend.

Uh oh

we're your friends x

they aren't worth the effort

phimolad throw a (You) in my direction

Here (You) go lad

wish i got a (You) from a girl

>did a cheeky right swipe to see
>"She" matched

this

Have a (You) from me x

People are scum. You're better off with minimal human interaction.

Fuck 'it' or you're gay

I'm your friend hah

I'll take it but it's not the (You) I'm looking for

>People are scum. You're better off with minimal human interaction.

same. it's a bad feeling

*lets off a little toot*

alri

*braaafpt*

hmmm yes yes

*squee*

alri lads

normie tier "fetish'

Hello waiter, may I please have the soup?

enjoy this gimmick m8

*she* has bigger tits than a lot of the girls I've seen, but I'd be to nervous to fuck a tranny when there are so many real girls
on the other hand being an aggressive dom to some ladyboy might be sexy

might just try to get nudes

You ever look at your willy when it's half hard, where the base is hard but the other half is still floppy?

Looks weird

used to have friends but I dropped them cos they love rick and morty

it has to be made by your mother in law

desu haven't fapped in QUITE a few days lads so willy is in that lovely state of being mildly firm but not quite stiff

enjoying it lads, enjoying it

this happens to me, but the center is completely soft, so it looks like an hourglass. not joking.

just realised i use the webs to fill my social gap

wish you runts would stop talking about your willies

*Gets schwifty*

>A Brazilian spider posts here

bit gay

whatever happened to richey edwards?

*throws my pint in your face*
sod off

morty!!!!!!!