Lose in CL to Galatasaray and draw against fucking Nordsjælland the full time plubmers of Denmark

>lose in CL to Galatasaray and draw against fucking Nordsjælland the full time plubmers of Denmark
>choke in the Coppa Italia thrice against Roma, Napoli and Lazio
>get the champions of Italy into the dreamy Europa League™
>lose away and fail to score at home against the mighty >Benfica
>Chelsea customers think he's elite

o i am laffin

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>American Chelsea ''""fan""" in denial

this
His time at Juventus was actually average af, failed miserably at everytthing except for Serie A, as soon as Allegri arrived Juve showed their real potential
The last Euros were impressive though, considering how shit the players actually are

cannot wait for him to get exposed next season desu, next season just cannot come fast enough

He's League master just like SAF

Cups is for Ancelotti

SAF has two Champions Leagues titles and tons of meme cups

was a 10man benfica too

>ABCs

pathetic suck on these first place nuts india

>took a team that finished 10th last year with 2 of its best players wanting to leave to a team winning the league by 10 points right now

dev pls go

>didn't even reach semi in CL
>Chelsea customers think he will win them CL next year

pardon me if I'm wrong, but don't transwomyn cut off their nuts?

>as soon as Allegri arrived Juve showed their real potential

The English care more about the League so conte is a perfect fit

he'll choke in the groups and lead them europa league, then choke in the quarterfinal against Astra Giurgiu for maximum keks

>Gonde
>3x Serie A
>2x """Super"""coppa
>best CL finish is 4-0 QF defeat to Buyern

>Allegri
>3x Serie A with two different clubs
>2x Coppa Italia
>2x Supercoppa Italiana
>swindled Manure out of 90mil GBP for Poopba
>takes Juventus to their first CL for 12 years

gee, no comparison at all amirite?

>juve shows their true potential
>their true potential is losing to real madrid and bayern

okay

That team had won the Premier League the year before. It's not like Chelsea were a shit team, they were just playing like shit to spite their manager.

This

Conte is a league grinder coach. In tournaments and cups he is not very good.

ABC SEETHING

He's doing well at Chelsea, I don't see how the past is relevant at this point.

Conte did pretty well in the Euros until he subbed Zaza on to take that penalty.

Reminder that Conte took money to lose games

He took that Italy team as far as anyone could in the Euros.

>team with the best defence almost always wins the euros
>has the best defence and goes out prematurely
???

>Gonde lost 4-0 and got scored on by Claudio fucking Pizzarro
>Allegri lost 3-2 to the Poop's god-tier Buyern team and brought Real Madrid's best youth player solely to cuck them in the semis

okay

Yes, 2 in like 24 years
That's a pretty shit ratio, m9

>Juve 11-12
>dominate the league with a good team that has no European fixtures
>get exposed next year in the CL

>Chelsea 16-17
>dominate the league with a good team that has no European fixtures
>???

>poops god tier buyern team
>the one that hasnt made the finals in the last 3 years

what exactly is your problem? Are you an asshurt arsenal/united fan or something? Contes success has nothing to do with arsenal or uniteds failures this season pajeet

>Forgetting Manure were a shitty Arsenal-tier team without lot of money when SAF took over
>Forgetting he won the European Cup Winners Cup with Aberdeen
>Forgetting he had 4 CL final appearances
>Forgetting he did it with Tom Cleverley and Darren Fletcher in his team

>Forgetting Manure were a shitty Arsenal-tier team without lot of money when SAF took over
That's utter bollocks

>Under Atkinson, Manchester United won the FA Cup twice in three years .. and the club was favorite to win the league but finished in 4th place.
>The following season, with the club in danger of relegation by November, Atkinson was dismissed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_United_F.C.#1969.E2.80.931986

read up senpai

>being this mad over a post on a Kenyan horse-riding enthusiast board

leafs lol

exposed by who exactly?

europe and fixture congestion

and which shit team will capitalise on that?

>chelsea will only win the league by 1 point instead of 10

sad!

everyone else

>chelsea will win

You don't know that Man Utd were on a longer barren run of league titles than Liverpool are now before Fergie won it in '93?

who exactly will win the league over chelsea next season?

He didn't stop winning Serie A despite slipping up in Europe though.Granted, it's a bit different in England where you have 5 other teams that will play musical chairs with the top 6 positions in the years to come but if he's getting dumped out of Europe early every year, he'll have a clear run at the title after Christmas.

poop and city

he'll have a run, but it won't get them anywhere. teams are going to find a way to counteract his system for sure and conte is notorious for being tactically inflexible

>poop and city

kek

KEK

you won't be kekking when you have poop's nuts in your mouth

it must really suck to shitpost all of august and september about poop and his mercs running a train on the league and then get exposed week after week

>Chelsea fans talking about mercs
kek

poop was also voted manager of the month, it's beginning

He sucks at knock out competitions but the league is no problem

Allegri playing Mandzukic LW is genius

>wins one from pure luck (2 goals in added time was not tactics)
>wins another from the opponents choking (slippy t)

He's shit in the CL.

>Has Kante
>Thinking he won't win the CL
Kante is the GOAT la, he's gonna expose the low energy babies of europe

kek, teams are just going to find a way to isolate Kante and find ways to play around him like they did with Makelele

>are customers really this stupid

The most impressive thing he's done is dragging that shit Italian side to a respectable Euro finish. Would have made it to the Semis and probably even finals if not for Zaza

Chelsea is a league team, they grind out results. They are not a great cup team, I would favor nearly all the other top 6 teams beating them, but Chelsea are great at grinding out results.

Liverpool are probably the best cup team in the world, that is on their day they're better than anyone else.

> inb4 Liverpool got KO's from the cups, this as they were not motivated by lower league opposition.

He' right.

POO

Of course he's asshurt. All that curry isn't good for the colon.

Chelsea will probably win the FA Cup. Manure at home without Zlatan could be a slaughtering so as long as they avoid Tottenham they're good

>Chelsea
Probably will grind it out. You know, football is like sex, it's all about penetrating the other.

You'd favour all of the other top 6 to beat them yet they've beat all of them bar Liverpool this season?

Tottenham 2 - 0 Chelsea

they got beaten by fucking west ham in the league cup

They defeated them 2-1 as well

I said I would favor the other teams over Chelsea in a cup match, Chelsea are Everton on steroids.

Chelsea did not have the continuty of football to compete back in the 00s, so they bought physical players who run down the more creative teams.

Chelsea are built on top of physicality. There are 2 types of player:

1) Predator
2) Hunter

The top players are Predators, the economy players are Hunters. Hunters run down game, Predators set traps and use their intelligence to prey upon weakness.

POO

What a bunch of succhiacazzi.

Juve fan here: he's great, but he can't do miracles if his team is literally incomplete

He played with 8 starters all the time, when you consider the striker line up was

Matri, Quagliarella, Vucinic, Borriello, Giovinco, Bendtner, Anelka, LOLrente, Tevez

No wonder he couldn't score in UCL, no wonder he choked in Turkey, no surprise Buyern utterly obliterated him and the same happened with Benfica. The first year he made up for the lack of strikers (note: his top striker was Matri and he scored 10 fucking goals) by having the team run like crazy and expand the attack to the IFs as if he had a bunch of falsos nueves. When the gas ran out, Europe came, so he could no longer have his IFs constantly attack the area. IFs still scored a lot (namely Vidal and Pogba) but the rest slowly got phased out, and his game plan became predictable and vulnerable (mostly because they wouldn't score, see Benfica fiasco).

To put things in perspective: when he joined Juve he asked Robben and Ribery, they bought him Lichtsteiner and Asamoah.

>BUT HE HAD TEVEZ

One fairly good very humoral fuck paired with a complete utter waste of skin, Llorente. When you think about it, the first year Juventus had a wholesome team (two good strikers, not just one) they reached the UCL finals.

tl;dr give him money, he'll make it rain.

Oh, and by 8 I mean he lacked at least two strikers and a real left back, Asamoah was a recycled IFs, De Ceglie and Peluso were putrid vomit.

He was the one that wanted Giovinco desu, and the ystill should have done better against Gala. His biggest fuckup for me was losing against Benfica in the EL though.

Giovinco was never a professional, but ironically it was just the only reasonable option Juventus gave him in that window. Sup Forums made it into a joke but you're really underestimating how stingy a jew can be, Juve is self-sustained, they don't get one cent from the elkann, all the big purchases they made were because they sold someone else. Vidal out, Dybala in, remember?

why did he fail in the Coppa, then