Hey Sup Forumsrethern, oldfag here, looking for help.
So, I finally decided to buy some masturbation rocks (or fap stones or whatever you want to call them, the ter in swedish is "runksten" and I don't know if this even exists outside my country). Anyway, I eventually found a site that sells them and decided to go for the top-of-the-line stones. I paid something like (roughly) 150 Euro for them and today they finally arrived in the mail.
> Pic related. > WTF?
I mean, what is this?? I am not super familiar with the whole thing, but is this really what de luxe masturbation rocks look like? Am I supposed to prime them in some way? Break them in? I have only used them once so far but I am quite sure they don't do what they are supposed to.
What should I do here? Will they get better with time? Should I just send them back and file a complaint (although they are now used)?
Please help.
> inb4 ameriplebs not knowing. >
Owen James
>masturbation rocks (or fap stones
Wtf
Bentley Powell
>So, I finally decided to buy some masturbation rocks
Easton Robinson
swedfag here and I have no idea what a runksten is? How do you use them?
Blake Jackson
This is a finger box type thing, right?
Luis Carter
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Isaac Russell
OP is a troll. No such thing...
Jason Brown
Runksten is a League of legends thing...
Alexander James
>using stones to masterbate
You sound like a prehistoric cave fag!
Isaac Murphy
> OP here.
Yes, but for masturbation purposes. Have you heard of them?
Jaxson Williams
Yup, but they are rare, you must know to get the top quality ones liek hjalvalla, reallly helps, especially when you get the neagan rocks
Thomas Clark
YOU are the caveman.
> 2017 > NoStoneFap > ISHIGGYDIGGYDOO
Eli Brooks
You have to let them during 4-5 hours in lukewarm water with a teaspoon of honey. Once out of the water, roll them gently in corn stach and you're goog to go. They usually come with a little booklet with instructions (possibilities of use, positions etc), will look for mine and post pics if I can find it back it's been a long time I haven't used those.
David Ross
Just use a fingerbox man. They're way cheaper and get the job done.
Ayden Reed
Right up your ass
Oliver Kelly
This
Liam Scott
>OP here
No instructions were included. I just used the as they were, after a quick rinse under the tap. Also, I noticed that they were stamped in Chile, which I thought was a bit strange. I mean, most everything is sent from the Democratic Peoples Republic of China so that wouldn't have been much of a surprise, but CHILE? I don't know, man...
Also, why the honey? I'm getting a slight tingle in my spidey sense here. Are you trying to make a fool out of me, good Sir?
Liam Cox
Fuck! I gotta look through my attic to find if it's still there somewhere. You can't get that shit anywhere today.
Thomas Johnson
Mfw amerifats itt thinks runksten is a fingerboxlike joke. Come to sweden faggots it's a real thing.
Carson Sanchez
They wom't work without a honney bath. Anything you felt was placebo.
Josiah Barnes
Seems strange they are from chile, mine are also from china. Well, honey was listed on my booklet, seeing you didn't even had one and they're from chile I'm the one doubting. Those are not officially produced anymore if I'm right, maybe those from chile are bootleg-ish?
Camden Smith
im pretty sure those dont exist. all you wanted us to do is type into google: "Mastrubation Rocks!!"
Samuel Lee
It's a swedish thing you need to look up runksten
John James
Well, I am new to the wole thing but I think I paid more than most to get these so I did expect great stones. Sadly, they're just generic brand (although claimed to be top tier) and, as far as I can tell, not fit for the task. I expected a slight bit of pain at first (this being my first time and all), but these stones simply don't do the trick. At all. Next time, I'll go for a real brand. Thanks for the tips, I'll see if I can find someone who sells Hjalvalla. If you know a seller, please post link.
Asher Watson
> Anything you felt was placebo.
My dude, I am VERY sure the grinding pain was real.Not awful, but certainly no pleasure. Luckily, it only lasted for the first minute or so.
Julian Jones
samefag
Grayson Russell
Bro I think my mom has one of those somewhere, I haven't tried it out in so long. I wonder if it still works
Adrian Moore
Hjalvalla aren't officially produced anymore, and seeing the nature of the product you don't want to buy second hand: pricey as hell and unhygienic as fuck
Bentley Wood
Newfag
Nathaniel Hall
Good point, friend.
Joseph Carter
lugmala is also nice but them stones are so dam concentated you need to watch your dose otherwise you can damage the penis tissue. You just apply a little bit of transmofonic lube and that should subtle the effect. but do that on your own risk ! I used to do that back in the day when the neagan rocks were something new but now im just grown out of this stuff. It is actually very satisfying when handled with care. I suggest all that haven't tried it try it at least one time in their lives. truly feels amazing !!!
Owen Nguyen
fuck off
Jacob Robinson
This is mine, what do you guys think?
Robert Hernandez
Yeah, I've heard a lot about lugmala (there is almost like an undergound cult about this thing in my area), but I've yet to seem one with my own eyes. As far as I know, they might just be an elaborate ruse.
Camden Reed
Yeah but transmofonic lube is handmade in sweden only and they don't ship outside of northern countries. It's a pain in the ass, each time I have to rely on a parcel fowarding service which charge a lot of fees then have to pay for custom clearance. 120€ for a bottle of lube? No, thank you.
Nathan Bailey
> OP here
Is that what they should look like? In that case, I guess I was right to question the ones that I received. I mean, just look at the finish on your compared to mine! I'm starting to consider legal action.
Brayden Gomez
You have a rougher type. It's a matter of taste, the smoth ones are better for beginners.
Daniel Long
>How to use masturbation rocks
step 1: remove plastic step 2: heat up the rock/rocks in a microwave medium heat for about 2 minutes step 3: make the rock/rocks smooth and personal by shaping it with your teeth or a Morakniv step 4: use the rock/rocks following the guide included in the package. Enjoy!
Austin Sanchez
> OP here > transmofonic lube is handmade in sweden only Nah, man. The "recipe" (it's really not to complicated) was leaked years ago. You can find vendors pretty much anywhere as long as you go beyond the open web. Not much further though, the "light gray web" will provide all that you need. Use ASPARGUS browser and search only through the SD2018 search engine Search and thou shalt find.
Asher Johnson
It's worth it, though. The makers of the transmofonic really know how to make the stuff. It is not like you need to use the whole bottle at once, be economical. I rememeber i got some from a private sex shop vendor at Gammelstad. That was even before i discovered the rungsten stones - both drilled and undrilled. People wouldnt even believe the stories i have...
Lincoln Thomas
Not for the rougjer type, that's for the sogdikkån
Cameron Edwards
Holy fuck THANK YOU !!!
Aiden Thomas
ReadThis guy just gave me a great alternative
Jace Murphy
This, rougjer stones need a honney bath not microwaving.
Lucas Rogers
OP here. i can’t get off without some fucking rocks. haha amerifATS wouldn’t understand,
Kayden Lewis
were did you get those? On the shadow web or from some private dealer? Honey bath is not bad but consider roast them for approx half an hour on slow fire thus making a crust. The aroma is much better.
Samuel Green
I inherited mine from my grandad
Lincoln Johnson
Actually, I am OP and you are not. Also, you are most likely an ameriturd. Please leave. Go start a war for oil. Or lard. Or MUHGUNSCOMEANDGETEM or something. Whatever.
However, being OP, I am glad to see that Sup Forums is, as expected, the one place on the open web where I coud find some fellow users of the runksten. I love you, Sup Forums! In the same way that a man loves a deer. A deer that he just hit with his truck. In the middle of the night. In the outback. Nobody watching. What's the harm? I love you, Sup Forums. My deer Sup Forums.
Hunter Cox
DUDE, THAT'S SICK!!
Brandon Mitchell
I juat got a stjärnsten from the shadow web but I think it might be a boot leg. Anyone know if this one is legit?
Jaxson Ramirez
>2017 >Be Scandinavian >Not know what runksten is Fucking newfags. Your viking ancestors are frowning upon you
Owen Collins
Beautiful.
Samuel Davis
U got ripped off mate haha how much did u spend for this shit?
Levi Green
Fucking newfag learn how to distinguish between a real deal and some finnish bootleg shit.
Levi Cooper
>stjärnsten >lmao Which webpage did u use?? kek
Adam James
>fingerbox >but for masturbation purposes. Wait, then what the fuck was my fingerbox supposed to be for?
Carson Harris
>this entire thread
Wyatt Richardson
120$
I think it works pretty good though even if it's fake. How can you be sure it's fake? What's missing?
Ryder Price
omg. you got the rarest of all the masturbation stones man.
i got one too but i got the cheapest one for like 4 bucks.
Eli Bell
the strap on for your anus. duh
Oliver Walker
you guys are literally such fucking fags
it will never be funny i mean damn daniel you guys are fucking gaylords
Nathan Davis
I bought it from Roekstenar. They generally have good stuff.
Sebastian Johnson
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Brandon Ross
Do they sell adenochrome? Man i wish i could get it. So many stories about the stuff..
Anthony Wilson
That fucking size. also noone makes them to be shaped like fucking starfishes or whatever...Literally a scam.
Luis Miller
The stjärnsten ks supposed to be small. Edjucate your self.
This is a real one don't listen to tje newfags.
Ethan Jones
whatever makes you sleep at night
Asher Phillips
what if he sleeps during the day and he's up at night? checkmate sucka.
Asher Allen
Post more pics of your stones please.
Matthew Scott
Fake stories. Adrenochrome is just oxidized adrenaline. You can order it online, but it doesn't have any pleasant side effects top kek
It causes heart pain and high blood pressure
Joseph Gomez
Sucks to be him then. Messing up his biological clock like that. fgt
Ethan Powell
> OP here
Rare? How so? As far as i care, I might aswell sandblast my shaft. What makes this so great? I might just be using it wrong, what do I know, but I was honestly expecting something way smoother, more user friendly.
Owen Green
Oh God, this brings back memories. get the special "ebin" ones please... they're smoother
Lincoln Allen
I dont think we are talking about the same substance. There is the real deal and a subversion to keep gov. and normies on check.
Mason Wood
I got my self a rough one like OP. I really like the tube on it aswell really helps with the first phase.
James Reed
what if his clock is all mechanical? checkmate again suckass
Samuel Walker
> OP here
Yeah, I considered that one but... what does the tube actually do? I could never really quite figure out if it is used for presure or suction? Or both? How do you use yours?
Joshua Bennett
What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.
Leo Reyes
oh yeah. i am an invasive target so you can't hit me with your best shot. fire away.
Alexander Peterson
What is this ebin?
Camden Morgan
I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
Nolan Murphy
You get the lub admistration during phase 1 to enter the stome and sipper out from the holes.
Ummm, I realize this might be a silly question, but... Acccording to my sauces, there is nothing beyond phase 1. So, that means all the fgts bragging about their phase5 experiences and such are just fags. Fags. Lying fags. Have you ever been past phase 1? i KNOW i HAVEN'T. (mIGHT JUST BE ME, THOUGH.)
Parker Gutierrez
There is phase one where you lube up and insert the stone. Phase two when you use it for masterbating. Then phase three when you clean the stone up. Phase 5 is just made up to sound edgy.
Ryder Fisher
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Isaiah Jenkins
> OP here
That's probably what I did wrong then. I just started fapping right away. How long before you enter phase2? I could probably do aminute or two, hope it's not a tantra-thing? I did read the short version of Runka2000 but I don't recall it mentioning any phases at all.
Parker Sanchez
There are different ways to do it. Some make tea with it, some crush it and some just suck on it. It's kinda expensive tho.
Joshua Phillips
Yeah 2-3minutes should be enough. You will have a wonderful night tonight. You have a great stone. Love the rough stones.
John Robinson
I have only tried the smoth version pic related. How does the rough ones feel?
Jordan Sanders
The fuck do you talk about? Amerifat pretending to know what a runksten is detected.
Cameron Young
> OP here
Srsly tho, doesn't that hurt? Looks pretty sharp to me, that edge.
Carson Flores
You clearly have no idea how these things are used.
Connor Howard
Scriceelyfag here, I use a blubdust compound for lube. Just add water! Same quality as a hq stone lube for half the cost.
Charles Jones
This thread is fucking killing me nigga
Nicholas Morales
What if he's a bat? You never know who post on Sup Forums