Describe John Oliver in 3 words or less

Describe John Oliver in 3 words or less.

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it is 2016

The current year

don't like jews

Bad teeth 2016

it's 2016 bong

its current year

Seriously

guaranteed meme replies

too late

Slimy fucking Limey

the eternal anglo

Twenty fifteen

>funny, enlightening brit

I realise that's basically a tautology, but I worry with your backwoods, colonial education, you might not get it if I just put 'brit'.

a big cuck

Oh come on

ugly goof

Actually pretty funny.

I know better

FUCKING
WHITE
MALE

Nice b8

This.

Filthy Anglo Blood will burn for their sins.

the eternal anglo

Last year's thread

>words

go to the back of the bus

''build a wall''

British looking rat

awful awful man . (in a distressed lady voice)

>lives here and enjoys tremendous success
>hates America

???

You fool.. How do you know "his son" even identifies as a male? It's 2016!

Not even British.

>implying carl wasn't born a woman

goliath cuck

>imminent rectal prolapse

Fucking kike nose

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filthy fucking jew

liberal british cuck

Not our problem.

>My sides are orbiting Uranus

TWO THOUSAND SIXTEEN

[CURRENT YEAR]

The Aussie shitposter finally arrives.

Look at this asshole, talking all fancy and shit.

GET HIM!

open the ovens

brit? more like shit LOL

>shitbongs

Don't worry, the refugees will do that for us.

worthless liberal peon

>GET HIM!
Is that 'get him', as in 'get him lads!' [beating ensues], or as in 'ooh, get him with his fancy words!'?

i mean come on

Switzerland, ladies and gentlemen. The home of the cuckoo clock, the fondue and the really amusing puns.

My mistake, scratch that last one. Still, you do have the best cuckoo clock industry in continental Europe. Good for you!

Is that meta? It feels meta. But then again, you're an Aussie, so all bets are off.

LEAVE MY FUCKING CALENDAR ALONE.

did you really think that would be a witty retort? you are a miserable loser

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>or less

sack of shit

Faggot Faggot Faggot

IT'S 2016

brush your teeth

>did you really think that would be a witty retort?
No. But I reserve my wit for worthy opponents. People who rhyme brit with shit get appropriately meagre responses. Don't feel bad. You tried, and that's what counts.

Inshallah

>mfw shitbong tries very hard to be pretentious

Cockny Cunt!

Checks your privelege

IT'S TWENTY SIXTEEN

>pretentious
As ever, those who have little wit of their own assume that anyone more blessed must be putting it on.

It's getting a bit sad now. Perhaps you should stop posting while you still have a shred of dignity.

Very dead man

Smartes us citizen (and he is a Brit![Btfo {and stay mad} fatfuck] a good looking Brit!).

Fuck off Britfag, you obviously don't belong on Sup Forums, gtfo.

Panders to idiots

wow are you really too unintelligent to realize that I am just fucking with you?

you try so hard for nothing its hilarious

lol wut?

And yet, here I am.

FYI, Sup Forums isn't a safe space. You will have to deal with differing opinions here. If that troubles you, may I suggest stormfront?

drops truth bombs

If you were fucking with me, I'm sure I'd notice.

Oh, shit, sorry. I've just got it. I'm sorry. Really, having an exceptionally small member is nothing to be ashamed of.

Bull prepping Brit

Nose,cuck,current year

Never said it was a safe space. BTW, typically people like you liberal cucks aren't tolerated on this board, iidk why you're on this board, I think you typed Sup Forums instead of /lgbt/.

Big British Teeth

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Filthy British Cuck.

>/new/

Two thousand fifteen

What a cuck

The typical brit

weasel faced weasel

Shoo slimey limey

youtube.com/watch?v=tvfhmhITkYY

Glad he's gone

Shit-tier Jewboy.

filthy limey faggot

A failed comedian
Who is that
Id vote trump
LOOK I'M BRITISH (that's the joke)

Brit faggot.

Briggot.

punchable faced faggot

lying limey cuck

stupid shit head.

E ternal anglo

really smart comedian

Let's nuke Britian

MY WIFE'S SON