Ok faggots

ok faggots

i want honest answers

how many drinks would it take you to want to fuck my wife?

None. You can keep her all to yourself

Probably not as many as I'd like to admit

12.7 kegs

Ummm mabye 8 pints give or take

Irish car bomb and 3 shots of tequila

There is not enought alcohol

not many, kik for more OP?

Not that many, tbh.

7 micro grams of cyanide

I'd just stay drunk instead.

How many sprogs has it dropped?

About tree fiddy.

she used to be hot when we met and im worried shes turning into an ugly beast

A few to get my own uptightness out of the way.

Wouldn't need that much probably if she puts on her good makeup, does her hair, and wears a few pieces of clothing during. It'd be pretty nasty fucking though, she looks like she could take a good pounding.

about 3 beers. wouldn't need too much , body is still decent and nice shaved pussy.

Do you post here often OP?
She looks familiar.

so many that I would pass out and probably choke on my own vomit.

Quick cup of tea and I'd be up her like a rat up a drainpipe.

None. When can I cum over

I'd say half a fifth would do, but from experience I know that alcohol makes me uninterested in sex. So, long story short, OP will have to use is micro-penis to satisfy his fat wife.

None, really.

Still none.. yet.
But.
Make her stop devouring junk food and do some cardio, else she really turns to fatpiggybeast.

It would literally kill me to get drunk enough to fuck her with.

6 Budweisers, 2 shots of Jack Daniels, 3 doubles of Johnny Walker Black label.

I don't know...how much can she drink?

2 liters of bleach and a bullet slathered in tequila straight to my temple.

2-4

I'd die of alcohol poisoning first

All of them

You don't have to worry about it, she already is

I have very low standards... so, maybe one or two drinks just for fun and to loosen up, get to know her a bit before hand.

only if anal

around 18 pilsner urquells

Honest user is right

1 bottle of antifreeze

None, id eat her asshole till its raw.

How many kids did she pup?