This is a serious post

This is a serious post
>be me
>24 year old neet
>mother looks down at me.
>says I'm not self reliant, and could never find a job on my own without her help
>Can't move out because no car, no licence.
>Start to gain massive weight over years due to her undermining my request to eat normally
>She force feeds me, and tells me if I don't eat I will be too skinny
>She breast fed me until I was 13
>I'm completely aware of how bizarre and weird this is but whenever I talk to her about it she just bursts into tears and calls me unappreciative.
>Threaten her I will move out everyday, and she just laughs it off
>One morning, taking shower
>Hear bang on door
>Voice saying "Remember to wash your winki user, so mommy doesn't smell stinkies"
>In utter shock at what I heard
>Turns out she'd been drinking
>About 14 glasses of red wine
>She passes out on couch
Continue?

Go ahead fag.

Fuck user. That sucks.

I'm 29 and I still don't have my license but I've been living on my own since I was 20. How does that prevent you from moving out? Unless you live in some shithole city that has garbage public transit like Edmonton.

Your mother is "secretly" in love with you, she has been force feeding you so no one else loves you poor user, you should kill your mother

>Tell her how she behaved a few hours later
>Says I'm lying and should stop smoking pot
>Tell her I quit years ago
>Shes still in denial
>Have family over one night
>Haven't spoken to her all day
>She notices and goes on rant about how I'm selfish in front of family
>Family is noticeably uncomfortable, it's like they can sympathize with me
>until one jerk cousin asks if I found a job yet
>Tell him "not yet"
>He offers me a position at place he works, says all I'll need to do is pick things up
>Said sounds good, but it's at least 20 miles from house
>He says he can lend me his bike
>Dinner goes by slowly and finally finishes with one cousin fighting with uncle
>Next morning
>cousin brings bike by and I head to my first day of work
>Arrive at bottling factory
>Went by pretty smoothly, it was easy, I just lift boxes of bottles onto trucks
>Made a couple of friends at work, feel really great about it
>It gets late, about 9:00
>Cousin said I'm done for the day and hands me 40 bucks
>I actually have money of my own
>Ride home on bike using gps on phone mother bought
>Lights are off
>except her bedroom
>Use spare key
>Crept upstairs so I wouldn't wake her up if she dozed off
>look in door crack
>....what....the....fuck
>She was masturbating with a vibrator, with my underwear over her head
>I ran into my room and locked the door for the night
>It's now the 23, 2 days later and I'm currently locked in my room

What the fuck do I do Sup Forumsros? I don't know if I should face her, leave, I'm lost, please what the fuck do I do next?

is she hot

imo, dont face her, find a reason and just leave that house somehow.

No
Shes absolutely covered in moles and weighs a good 200 pounds, I would never even consider it, shes my mother

pics

PICS

focus on the good things like your new job to get out of this mess..

Leave. Join the military, become an homeless, anything. You'll end up like Ed Gein if you don't get out.

>"She breast fed me until I was 13"

Great larp.
>average b/tard is fat piece of shit not biking 20 miles/doing manual labor to boot
>getting paid of paper(40 spot) highly illegal Feds be lurking
>not "accidentally" walking in on mom after discovery
>please do continue though fag

me
I don't have any pictures of my mom on my phone, and I'm not about t leave this room to go take one

Keep saving money, don't spend a dime, put it in a bank account so it can't get stolen.
Work on getting a license and buy a cheap car, then you can find a place or just live in your car until you find a place.
Keep your phone camera handy in case she tries any weird shit and you can get evidence.

Horrendous. Why am I even using this site.

>Bikes 20 miles
KEK
I'm not even mad it isn't OP.

>riding a bike 20 miles
The only thing you're gonna ride 20 miles in is an ambulance once your hear gives out.

That's some weird shit. Your family is a mess. Get a room with one of your friends from work and figure out the rest. Get out. Next she will take all your money to keep you in her control.

Put a blanket on her and go to bed you sick autistic fuck.

Fuck man, for some reason I can really sympathize with you, you remind me of some old dead relative.Just save up more money, and GTFO!

my cousin followed me with his truck he said if I got tired I can just ride with him, I know it's fucking weird but I think he did this for me to at least try and lose weight. I didn't bike that far trust me. I got about 3 miles before I shut down , he was ahead and drove back when I texted him and gave me a ride

>Biking 20 miles to and from work
>Work for under-the-table money at a bottling plant
I'd have a hard time believing you, if I hadn't made a similar commitment when I started my previous job. Try budgeting some money for monthly bus passes; it'll make getting around much easier for you.

I get that he would have died from one mile let alone twenty, but why is under the table money so far fetched? Tonnes of places do that.

I was referring to biking a fuck-long way to and from work. My route was at least ten miles, and I biked ahead of the busses I was supposed to catch most of the time.
That job of mine was for a resort/casino as a lifeguard.

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