Satan thread. How are you worshiping the dark lord today, Sup Forums ?

Satan thread. How are you worshiping the dark lord today, Sup Forums ?

Why would I worship a loser?

I've read the Book. He loses the war and is burned to ashes.

You're backing a losing horse--er--goat.

This guy gets it.

I stopped praying to god at the age of 12 because shit never changed convince me that if I worship a demon it's actually help

The devil is a loser and he's my bitch

Ppl who think they are "evil" are probably just retarded

If you actually worship Satan then you are still a Christian because only Christians believe in that garbage.

I don't worship anything because I'm an atheist *tips fedora* but I'm a member of the Satanic Temple. Does that count?

By getting some dubs

>devil
more like debil, hehehe

i took a shit in the shower

hail satan

Looks like HERESY in this thread.

By being an atheist according to some christians.

Dark lord. Lightbringer. Pick one or articulate delination /b.

im not worshipping the dark lord however i am enjoying the freedom and self respect that comes with satanism.

I sometimes go a little too far to the dark to create music.. I just hope I don't lose myself there

By getting satanic trips. Checkem.

lol no

1/3 mediocre

You've read one sides' book, darling. They've an agenda.

Meanwhile, it ain't called 'the tree of knowledge of good and evil' for kicks. Deriving your salvation from faith alone is a real bitch.

I guarantee it.

Things that losers who worship a loser would say...

By smoking weed.

I never said I worshiped anything you stupid motherfucker.

Go to hell.

> They've an agenda.
So does Satan.
Every side has its own aganda.

The tree of knowledge of good and evil had no power in and of itself. The knowledge of good and evil came from disobedience--separation from the Creator by deliberately defying His will. That's what sin is, and it's the definition of the word evil in that context, just as obedience to the will of the Creator is the definition of the word good in the same context.

Neither the fruit nor the tree had any magical properties. It was the act of eating the fruit that the Creator told them not to eat that brought on the knowledge of good and evil, because that act of disobedience was the essence of evil.

It was a test. Humanity failed. However, even though humanity failed that test, the Creator had a backup plan. He gave us free will; Satan and the angels that he deceived had been kicked out of the Creator's domain; and Satan wanted to set himself up as being a higher authority than his Creator, even though he (Satan) only has the tiniest fraction of the power that the Creator possesses. Instead of destroying Satan and his followers and have a universe that worshiped him out of fear, he has let it play out, and let Satan show his true colors.

Satan sealed his fate when he refused to repent and orchestrated the betrayal and crucifixion of the Messiah. At Messiah's death, Satan's doom was sealed, and the universe and entities in the heavenly dimensions saw Satan for who he really was. Now the final events are beginning to play out, and Satan will be destroyed, along with this planet that he corrupted. This planet will be cleansed and then re-created as it was at the original creation, with one exception: Satan and those who choose to follow him will be burned to ashes, never to exist again.

Satan will try to convince his followers that they can overtake the Creator and His followers, but Satan's plan will fail--and Satan knows it.

All Satan is doing now is trying to damn as many souls as possible before his demise.