This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

>He's 7'2'', 337lbs (2.18m, 153kg)

Head butt him in the testicles and watch him cry like a little girl.

suck his dick.

Politely ask him to persist

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be confused that he slapped my hand

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throw a javelin through his lung

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The bigger they are the harder they fall. The dude has a glass chin for sure.

clever post chad

It's called a high five you fucking idiot.

Shrug and move on.
What would you do, jealous little mudslime?

No, it's because he's grabbing his gf's ass you dumbass

No man is bulletproof.

That being said, I'd ask him to slap mine too. Hit me, daddy.

I would batter him an dodge and duck an take big ape down .. like any WHITE TOP BASED man

he meant his hand would already be on his gfs ass u dumb fuckwad

shove my 10 inch dick up his ass and say lets make it a threesome and you can be the second bitch

no he was making a joke about him not having a real girlfriend

fight

ILL BEAT HIM WITH SCIENCE

Tell him that i have the power of god and anime on my side.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no he was implying his hand would already be on her ass 24/7 breh

Don't care how big you are, a swift steel toed boot to the balls will take anything down.

Sure my chain of command (military) would promptly fuck my ass for hurting a civvie, but nobody lays a hand on my wife.

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Love that meme .. sides ..:)

teleport behind him and slap his ass

>Sir, it appears SSgt Snuffy's sides have achieved maximum velocity
>they're entering orbit

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Taze him, call cops for sexual assault? Pretty simple shit really.

Go to him, smile and say:

"That was harassment, lemme hook you up with my layer.".

He'll proceed to hit me, golden.

Have the last laugh as your money go over a fucktwat's muscles.

Basically what you'd do with any thug that doesn't threaten your life.

If they do, you know, get the guns.

punch in the bawls
kick in the face

Pull out my gun

Even tough guys bleed out from a bullet in the chest

whut kiinda layer we talking, leather, canadian guess feathers? cause i dont think your winning any money at all there

Assume a submissive posture and hope she is the one he wants to fuck.

You don't high five someone's hand-ass. You high five thier hand-face.

>a hushed silence falls over the room
>the only sound that could be heard was the soft puffing of a vape pen
>he tilts his hat upward to face this mongrel
>all eyes on the three, music has stopped
>"m'lady....
>what do you think? I give him the chance to .redeem himself pr vanquish him to hades?
>she epicly holds out her fist in the air...
>gives the thumbs down signal
>chad is dead and my honor has been defended

Tell her to go easy on him.

LOL