Ok you feggits, time to recap the past half hour

Ok you feggits, time to recap the past half hour.

>be me, live in teh uk, shared house
>2 story house, 6 rooms, 2 bathrooms, pretty big
>house is split vertically, next door is 35, we're 34
>other half of the house is occupied by some old hag always naggin about shit
>our house has 6 people living here
>my girlfriend and i, 1st floor, master bedroom
>bulgarian husband and wife across the hall
>old dude in a room downstairs, currently at work
>so one of her fuckbois comes by, they start drinking and shit
>my girlfriend goes to sleep next to me
>i get my headphones on and start playing DotA 2
>all good, got viper on safe lane, own the shit out of the radiant Anti-Mage
>30-something minutes in the game, i see the hallway light around my door frame
>bulgarians must be pissin or somethin
>meh.jpg
>*gaming intensifies*
>serious knocks on the door
>take off a headphone while kicking the shit out of the radiant barracks
>"yes?"
>>hello?
>"yea? what's up?"
>at this point, i'm in my underwear, laptop on top of my legs
>getrekt radiant team
>>it's the police, are you decent?
>"what?"
>absolute darkness in the room
>apex pupile dilatation vs. industrial grade police flashlight
>seeing dots


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what movie is op picture from?

Sort of want. Continue....

post the end of the story ya gronk

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Mad Max

Boku no Pico live action

>now all of this was spoken by a female voice
>thought it was the bulgarian woman untill i realised it was a police officer blinding me
>she comes in, but the fucking flashlight is still blinding me
>room dark as fuck
>flashlight looks like a lightsaber
>>we heard there was some disturbance
>"disturbance?"
>>yes, did you hear anything?}
>i slowly reach for my headphones, pick them up and show them to her
>"no, ma'am, i'm in a competition, sorry"
>haha, joke's on you, 2k mmr here
>just, didn't wanna lose the game, was 15-0
>>we've been notified about some noise in the area
>"i have no idea what's going on"
>at this point, she's looking at the imovable body of my girlfriend
>she's sleeping next to me
>i mean she's dead asleep
>like a brick
>the surgery on her teeth an gums left her really tired for the past week
>the swelling went down
>but her eyes are blackend
>i'm talking user vs mike tyson grade black eye
>"can you pull that string? it's the light"
>she's slowling turning on the light while watching me game and watching my girlfriend sleep
>lights are on, my girl is not moving
>graveyard silence
>i start panicking on the inside
>ohshit.jpg

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jesus christ you are such a fucking faggot if you're going to post just get on with it

>then the police rape me lol

white human in an asian titled anime? common sense vs. this old ass joke.

>i immediately realise she's gonna wanna know why my girlfriend has black eyes
>and this idea gets confirmation when the lights go on
>left hand on the flashlight
>righthand on the gun
>or tazer
>i dunno, it was black and it had something that kinda resembles a handle
>could have been a vape, still, it was the police
>>sir, did you hear anything?
>"nothing with these on"
>pointing to the headphones now on my chest
>>nothing at all?
>"no ma'am"
>ok then
>i hear comotion upstairs
>people slamming stuff around
>men yelling
>the girl upstairs quiet af
>>is that your partner?
>she said, poiting to my girlfriend, at this point, still with her back on me
>"yes, she's sleeping like that cause the light from the laptop bothers her"
>>do me a favor and wake her up
>i'm like
>people storming downstairs
>upstairs
>blue-red lights coming through the window
>this shit is getting serious fast
>>can you wake her up for me?
>"oh... uhm... sure"
>i touch my girl's shoulder
>police lady grabs her black handle weapon even tighter
>*gasp*
>"wake up"
>she moves, moans, and starts turning...

Taking fucking long enough?

Bump, again

bump, hurry up faggot

FUCKING HURRY UP I WANNA KNOW FAGGOT

jesus fuck just post the god damn story

I WANT THE REST

if this gon be some trolling pasta shit i swear to god motherfucker

>eats toenail
>dies

Of course it fucking is. It always fucking is

>she wakes up and i fucking die
>like really die
>i'm 17-1
>this fucking game!
>there goes a perfect score
>girlfriend turns around, both eyes still 87.3% closed
>
>>babe, the police are here
>
>police lady gets on board
>>did you hear anything, dear?
>
>>ok then, stay put
>people coming down the stairs in a hurry
>storm out
>i leave everything, get pants on
>go downstairs
>bulgarian guy is in the living room, opening the door to the backyard
>shaking his ass off, tries to light up a ciggarette
>"wtf was that?"
>he's white af
>DUNNO MAN, POLICE CAME, 5 POLICE MEN 3 POLICE WOMEN
>SEARCH EVERY ROOM
>TOOK A MAN UPSTAIRS
>NOW SEARCHING NEXT DOOR
>he points to next door, not 35, but 33
>i look at the house across the yard
>see flashlights inside, police are there
>"wait, what man upstairs?"
>"there's just a girl upstairs, the other room upstairs is vacant..."

>is actually a gay trap
> The end

Cmon OP, we’re all listening. Hurry the fuck up you faggot

ha ha ha...so funny......................................................................................................................kys.

Gay trap got offended there.

op stop messing around just post it already

Op doesn’t know how to copy past. What a faggot.

you realise that he has to type.. right?

SO YOU ARE THE CHUCKLE FUCK VIPER THAT WENT AFK IN MY LAST GAME. YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I DON'T CARE IF WE STILL WON YOU HAD ME DAMN WORRIED YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER.

Agreed, he's fucking typing chill the fuck out

I'm ready for some floor and dinossaur action.

>Not having the story typed out already in notepad

>NO MAN, THEY TOOK THE MAN UPSTAIRS WITH HANDCUFFS
>WTF IS HAPPENIN
>"wtf is happening indeed..."
>at this point, the police are gone
>including the lady officer in my room
>i'm slowing going upstairs thinking
>shit, someone was in the house all this time
>got to the 1st floor
>suddenClarityClarence.jpeg
>"a door is unlocked!"
>go check everything
>nope
>everything is locked
>girlfriend is having a panic attack
>calm her down
>police come out of house 33
>nobody else, just the police
>some guy is one of the police cars
>hands behind his back
>WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?
>i go upstairs
>is someone else living in this house?
>girl upstairs is crying her face to the point it looks like a wild bee hive
>"are... are you ok?"

This.

what styles do you guys use i use tomorrow

yeah, actually, I correct myself, OP is retarded.

BUT DID YOU FUCK HER OR NOT

what?

fuck off summercunt

that's why you type out the whole story beforehand. Asking for cont is only out of courtesy, there will always be at least one nigga who wants more no matter what

worst story ever fucking told
OP is a faggot

I refer you to

OP STOP TAKING SO LONG ASDSAJF

OP was Bulgarian penis in vagina?

yum bulgarian?

s0z
also, yeah, i'm typing all of this, patience

>she's not, she's fucked up
>"listen, tell me what happend..."
>>well, i met this guy like 3 weeks ago
>>he's cool and everything
>>we started drinking, and we fooled around
>>then he came back again and again
>>really kind, always gifting me shit and all
>>doesn't work anything, but he's loaded
>ok, i'm thinking some snob rich kid
>wanted some easy vulnerable ass in the UK
>>so we started, you know
>yeah bitch, you were fucking
>>then the police came and took him
>now, you gotta realise, this girl's english is not the best
>but you can still understand her ok
>so what the fuck?
>well
>bitch was screaming
>like, this bitch doesn't scream
>she's like a kid in a roller coaster
>they was fucking, window was open
>some guys passing by
>they were freaked THE FUCK out
>torture?
>probably that's what it sounds like
>idek, logitech g, baby
>had those people so freaked out
>niggas called the police
>police get here
>bust his ass
>landlord calls me
> "WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A DRUG DEALER IN MY HOUSE?"
>evictionNotice.pdf

THE END!

that was so anti-climactic wth

I'm suspecting bullshit.

UK always has odd numbered houses one side of the street, even on the other.

Numbers 33, 34, and 35 houses wouldn't normally be neighbours.

That said, do continue OP, nice story.

that's gay

shit story, kys op

shit story. but nice viper build, although, no life steal or regen? how do you stay in fight?

not always the case with the house numbers, OP is a fag though, this is time I'll never get back

OP you motherfucker. That build up got me hyped for a lotta nothing.

I guess a cul-de-sac would be the obvious exception, which i didn't think of.

I was a piza delivery retard for like 10 years and it's either that or a road with houses on only one side.

Either way, it looks like I'm still a retard for the u-thought-through assumption.

Wait, so you were evicted cause your roomie was fucking a drug dealer?

What kind of shit fiesta is that? If I were you I would chain that land lady to her bed, forcefully defecate in her mouth and then leave her to rot while you pack your shit and move.

Let me correct that for you OP
> get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

No need to thank me.

didn't really need it, look

Do you have a Santa hat yet OP?

pretty much

is this nao a feels thread?

a man needs a house

>gay trap

it's september ffs!

not in 1.5k MMR, no, because thats trash, but if you want to progress and be competitive in higher MMR games, the ability to stay in the fight is a huge advantage(if not a staple) in that level of gameplay.

not giving you shit, just a tip.

i know

i've been trying to crawl outta the shithole of under 2k mmr for a loooong time

but i've only started taking it seriously now

party mmr is going up, so i might be a better support