Sup Forums-related Greentext Thread

Let's get some stories going.

>2014
>be me
>21 year old virgin
>not terribly ugly just awkward as fuck
>staying at uni for the summer to take some classes
>in the student union building doing some math homework
>qt sitting two tables away
>she's 5-6/10 in general but 7-8/10 for me
>at one point she approaches me
>she saw I was doing math and asked if I could help her
>actually seems a nice girl and I'm keeping my autism bottles pretty well
>tv hanging on the wall in front of us
>Brazil-Germany starts in 20 minutes
>she mentions she likes soccer but doesn't follow much besides wc
>i instantly start talking about how I love it and have been following it as long as I can remember
>she asks about who's going to win it all
>at some point in my response I actually say these words: "of all the teams left, I think Brazil has the best defense"
>we keep doing homework and watch the game
>7-1 happens
>"uh user I thought you said you knew a lot about soccer"
>she thinks I was lying about liking soccer just to try and impress her
>she eventually awkwardly leaves
>see her on campus every now and then but she actively avoids me

Fuck you Brazil

Didn't read lol

Nigga, if you was 21 back in 2014, what the fuck is your dumb ass still doing in college at 23? Unless yous doing grad school?

Wouldn't that nigga be 24 this year???

>tfw 22
>22 and with each passing year wondering what I'll do with my wizardly powers.

What if he studies medicine? That shit takes like 10 years to finish

Unless explicitly stated, he'd be between 23 and 24 until summer of this year.

college isn't only for people ages 18-22 my black friend

How do you he didn't graduate and this all in past tense?

>be me
>Working security for a boxing match in LA
>Mexicans get into a fight with black people
>Start walking toward fight to break it up
>Wake up a few minutes later
>I got knocked out by a flying Heineken bottle.
>Got a concussion
>Had no insurance
>Got like $5000 in medical debt now

FML

Nigga aint said shit about his academic progress. Yall writing and shitposts be uninformative af. Bitch ass niggas

Well...it's your fault for being a pleb. Thiago was out of the defense leaving le afromen as the CB partnership. PLUS, nerman had been btfo by the colombians so there was no way the attack could bail out that extremely shitty defense.

Can we all agree >heineken is the fucking worst

>qt
like my gf

In your dreams! She's MINE!

>be me
>discover Sup Forums
>learn the true meaning of autism

Would you rather have sex with Remy Lacroix or have your country win the World Cup?

lol 7/10 laughed audibly

prime remy or fat beast from the depths now remy

id have the US be suspended from all international competition for 10 years to get one succ on her toe

I don't see why people freak out over her. Yeah she's definitely hot but I'd take the World Cup any day

Bumping for more actual greentext stories

>>i instantly start talking about how I love it and have been following it as long as I can remember
MEXICANS GET OUT

SAY IT TO MY FACE!

I am sorry, dude

USA winning the world cup purely because all the shitposting would be a million times better than a single lay

>2008
>dating a colleague from college who I liked like I never liked anyone before
>she is really cute, thicc, but not fat, straight hair, nice ass and thighs, dark brown skin
> she supports the local rival team and actually thinks this might be a problem
>is afraid to present me to her father because he also supports said team
> eventually she loses this fear
> but then realizes she isn't as interested in me as I am in her
>dumps me
>weeks later it is state final
>go alone to the game to win and feel vindicated
>My team barely wins by almost blowing a 2 goal lead at home field.

Here's my Sup Forums related story.
>be young me
>playing gully cricket with the guys and 1 girl
>my turn to bat
>girl fielding really close to me at mid-off
>bowler finally bowls and I hit the ball with fairly good speed towards the girl
>ball hits her square in the abdomen/belly
>immediately goes down
>everyone runs over to her including me
>see that she's slowly pissing herself
>mfw
Have a piss fetish ever since.

>of all the teams left, I think Brazil has the best defense
You totally deserved it. Even putting memes aside, they had the worst defence of the lot. They'd conceded the joint most goals (with Netherlands) out of all the semi-finalists even before that match, and they had their captain, a defender, suspended for that match.

Doubtful. A Mexican would actually have known enough to know that Brazil had far from the best defence of the four.

World Cup and it's not even close. Would even take a European Championship.