Sup Forums I have a story to tell

Sup Forums I have a story to tell.
>be me 15 years old
>always hung out with the older kids
>never hung out with my peers because they were into Pokémon and all the other shit stuff at the time
>hung out with this 17 yr old grill Emily
>she was a bit taller then me, had amazing tits but cut her wrists and shit
>one day she asks me to come over because she just got a new toy
>so I skate across town and met at her house
>she wanted to get food so she and I drove to the nearest McDonald's
>we eat and go back to her place
>she told me to sit on the and close my eyes
>I hear her shuffling around in a box
>she pushes me on the bed and sits on my lap
I'll continue if anyone even interested

please continue

now i'm horny don't stop

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OP is a slow typist on his phone,
and also a faggot.

goddamnit now im horny op, please continue

Continue.

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Could god create a boulder so heavy, he himself couldn't lift it?

I'm not the best at writing past tense but whatever
>so she pushed me down and sat on top of me
>instantdiamonds.png
>I kept trying to look but she was hiding something behind her back while pushing my head into the bed
>she asks if I was ready
>>ready to blast
>she takes her hand from behind her back and it's a fucking gun
>instantregret.gif
>she points it dead at me and pulls the trigger
*click*
>"cool ain't it?"
>I have never been so scared of girls till that day
>"s sure"
>"it makes me feel like I have power"
>she put it up to her head
>"Power such as you can take your own life"
>pointed it at me
>"Or others"
>I suddenly wanted to cry
>she gets off and skips back too the closet
>I hear metal clicking sounds
>oh.fuck
>she tells me to sit back down
>canes back with a clip in one hand, gun in the other
Gonna send then short so thread doesn't die

>implying god exists

he does you heretic

This shit is getting good

sup

What if God makes a stronger God

Bitches be psycho

i wanted porn story not this

look man, I'm ok with people having their tulpas, just don't pretend they're ours too

Kill yourself faggot your not the op you could have at least tried to make it seem like it was real

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what if religion was a clever lie used by rulers to rule while also giving their citizens a book dedicated to correcting their actions and giving them morals

This is why we don't let minors buy guns.

>muhhh opiate of the masses meme
Try somethign less trite

>she loads the gun and cocks it
>pushes me back down and puts the gun barrel on my dick
>"shouldn't your fingrr be off the trigger if you're not intending on s shooting?" I said
>she pushes it harder into my crotch
>take it out or I'll shoot
>being a virgin and soft as a noodle from fear I didn't wanna as would anyone
>"I t think my mom wants me"
>"take it out or I'll shoot"
>I tried pushing her by her chest but she moved the gun to my knee
>"do it or say goodbye to your leg"
>gulp.
>I liked skateboarding and I didn't want a emo bitch to take that away
>so I pushed her as hard as I could and she pulled that trigger
>and that's how I got shot in the knee.
Anyone want pics?

shut the fuck up, you do understand that saying that to a religious person wont change anything they do at all, their religion demands they spread the word of god

Yet what if there is an asshat of a Divine Creator, and it just allows us to think that way?

Okay but what if I took a really big shit

Yes

Send knee pics you dirty slut

This is retarded. Religions taught that rulers ruled by divine right or the will of god. The ruling class, throughout history, was a fuck-ton more religious than commoners.

Pics of bitch?

Stop the fraying of the thread bruhs; someplace else please. N yea I wanna see OP

im all about "ifs" but trying to prove a negative is stupid

Oh fuck. Pls, send pics

Pics my dude

well, I'm not changing my mind either
>unstoppable object hitting an unmovable object

i swear to fucking god if you try to pull what i think you are i will fucking kill your waifu

So is trying to read the minds of prehistoric tyrants.

accept there are cases of rulers literally deciding the religion of their entire country

>more
no, everyone was religious to a fault

SEND PICS I NEVER KNEW A Sup ForumsTARD COULD BE SUCH A TEASE

Here is knee
Alot of burning happened but time has healed it as best it could

>implying im talking about prehistoric tyrants

Post bitch

is this a big elab?orate back story to that guy in that castle game

>Skyrim memes circa 2012
There user, just like a bandaid. Ripped it right off.

what happened to the crazy emo

wat happened to emo bitch?

fake and gay

Damn. At least it healed well. Did it fuck up how you walk at all? And what happened to grill OP?

God damn, could you have lost it?

she poopsmoked alot of butthash and got too much high as shit nigger that she died of butthash overdose

who let you on the internet

have no photos
her dad came in the room after hearing a shot and tackled her to the ground and she was later sentenced to 13 years in jail and me being a minor at the time didn't help her case

cool story bro

>what are you in for
>trying to give a blowjob

is she out now? id love to be you and guilt trip the fuck out of her. or she might still be crazy

no one was into pokemon by the time they were 15

your story is full of shit

lucky she didn't blow your dick off that could've been some shit

Way better than the dick

Did you die, OP?

I want to believe you, OP, but we all know girls can't rape, that would be reverse rape, and that doesn't exist, duh

your mom did and she told me to tell you your tendies are ready and on the table

"so I skate across town "


I stopped reading

ty fam

Lmao good laughers m80

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