What is the GAYEST thing that you have ever done?

what is the GAYEST thing that you have ever done?

Fucked a trap once

I came out of the closet as bisexual today. It was great, lots of love and support.

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day 2017 everyone!

grats fam

>tfw your parents don't give a shit because you're still going to make them grandchildren

Your dad

>fapping
>encounter mike matei bulge thread
>keep fapping

nice dude

this for me as well

we're bi bros!

*bi five*

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I'm not trying to throw shade or nothin', but coming out as bi is like being the first black president when your mom is white.

Easy mode.

True but some people here the word bi and instantly think gay

It's not though, especially not if you live in a bigoted part of the world. Some people only care if you like dudes or not, regardless of if you are bi or gay.

not really, it's more like "if you like dudes, you're going to hell"

which is honestly the most retarded thing ever

before Christianity hit the scene, ancient Greece and other places that were pre-Christian had bisexual tendencies all over the place... wherever homosexuality isn't criminalized by religion, it thrives

because it's natural, Christianity and other bigoted religions are what is not natural

that kind of hatred is taught, it is not part of our DNA

Done a lot of gay stuff, but here is just one moment.

>Be me
>10 years old
>At sleepover with a friend
>Only one bed
>No problem, we each take one side
>Go to bed and start talking and joking
>"How big is your dick user?"
>What.jpg
>Look at him confused
>"Is it big?"
>"Shrug and pull of my pyjama pants
>Half hard
>Friend stares at it
>Suddenly grabs it, looking it over intently
>"Mine isn't as big"
>Pulls his down
>Continues to hold and rub my dick
>Eventually we just stop and go to sleep
>More shit would happen later though

Go on then

>if you live in a bigoted part of the world
What part of the world is not bigoted? I live in the US, which is supposed to be this shining example of cultural melding and acceptance, but its run by Christian theocrats.

/thread

I sucked a dick

I fap to trap/shemale porn relatively frequently and have some recurring fantasies about sucking dick.

Other than that, I'm straight.

this

>Flash forward
>Both of us now 14
>At public pool
>Place is closing so everyone else has gone home
>Me and my friend are still in the showers
>I notice him staring at me as I shower
>He keeps staring at my dick
>"You got bigger user"
>I shrug and nod
>Suddenly he walks over
>Before I can ask what he's doing he starts sucking me off in the shower
>Feels really damn good
>"How does it feel user?"
>Offer to show him
>Now I'm sucking his cock
>He loves it
>Suddenly lifeguard calls into the room that they're locking up and we should hurry
>We rush to dry off and leave
>He kept staring at my cock as we did

>Be me
>At church camp
>Sharing a room with three other guys
>only two beds
>don't want to sleep in the same bed as another guy
>sleeps on the floor in a crevice between the wall and bed that I barely fit in
>has a nightmare one night
>wakes up in tears
>gets in bed with another guy
>we're both wearing only boxers

Dont we all do that?

I have a large collection of futa pics.

You're bisexual, not straight.

I paid money for this drawing

Mutual oral a few times with guys from craigslist and a4a

I almost cried at a movie once (not Old Yeller)

bought one of those prostate stimulator that vibrate. used it a couple of time before trowing it away because the only result i got was making me want to take a shit

Bitch I cry at movies all the time. Are you a sociopath?

Most likely, yes, but until I actually do the deed I'm not going to deem myself bisexual. Even now I'm not sure if I would go through with it or not but most likely I would.

Replying to your post

Interesting. Do you consider children, who are not yet sexually active, to be straight even if they behave like they're gay?

Fucked my best friend for about 4 or 5 years when we were younger. What about you?

I fucked a shemale, then the shemale fucked me

click on this thread

That's bullshit. It's not like all virgins are asexual before they have sex for the first time.

That's the shitty grade of logic you're using, btw.

Glanced at this thread for a moment while browsing Sup Forums

the last time i cry i was 9 when my grandpa died, since then ( im 31 now ) i havent cry a single tear. maybe because i went through so much shit in my life i just dont care anymore

I don't really think children have a sexuality considering that sexual preferences don't really form until puberty. I mean, if your question is do I believe sexuality is a born trait? I kind of think it has something to do with hormone levels during childbirth but I have no honest idea.

dude, that was mean as fuck...u made me cry

I agree completely

My only thing is I never really discovered I had an attraction to that sort of thing until I was exposed to it. Then it sort of grew and grew in my mind. Part of my psyche is in denial over it and the other part accepts it for what it is. That's the joy of mental illness for me. But I don't disparage anyone for their sexuality. I really don't give a shit.

Fucking mental AIDS bags. Go find yourself a decent pussy like all real men do.

That's sad, man. I hope you find something in your life that brings back your emotion.

some man cant even if they pay for it

Bi five? Holy shit that's awesome! I wish I liked dick so I could use this. I fucking love puns. I apologize for nothing.

Okay, what about a teenage boy who is a virgin who is attracted to other boys? Is he gay? Or not because he has never had sex?

Our priest used to suck me off every day when I was an altar boy. He also fucked me a few times. I like titties though, so no more gay stuff.

Well, you can close your eyes and pretend it's ANYONE sucking your dick.

You should have known that was going to happen.

i stuck a playstaion move controller up my ass once

just listen to the honest part of your brain then

you seem to know that you're bi, just accept it

>be 17 or 18
>notice this one part in a game where there's an earthquake
>the dialog box prevents the vibration from stopping
>get a rubber glove
>stretch it over controller
>up the bum it goes
One of the best faps of my life.

>I never really discovered I had an attraction to that sort of thing until I was exposed to it.
If a boy grows up on a desert island and never sees women, will he be attracted to women?

slathered a brush handle in coconut oil and shoved it up my ass

thx dude but i think it to late for me now.
in about 2 months im most likely gonna end up homeless right in winter and i have tried everything i can to get a job but i cant.
and you know what, im not even nervous or sad, i have accepted all of that shit and ready to bring a closure to all this

Ever heard of being bisexual, retard?

Likely bisexual at the least, but I wouldn't necessarily call that gay. You can be attracted to all kinds of people without even really knowing their gender. I'm not trying to say that homosexuality or bisexuality or anything else can't be an inborn trait, all I was saying was that in my personal experience, it was something I had never imagined I'd be attracted to but yet I am.

It doesn't really bother me or keep me awake at night or anything.

Cum into my mouth while upside down sticking a hair brush handle into my ass
Thank you goody brand
Pic related its the exact brush

I guess it's fortunate that you weren't absent-minded and hold onto the handle while shoving the brush in your ass

I tried no fap for a few days, the rent won't let up though.

What a tough guy too bad you can't come over here and me stop liking the same sex.

when me and an old childhood friend were youngins i jerked him through his coat. we didnt understand what bein gay even was back then and i doubt he remembers that happened now.

we faggots for life

They sell these at Wal-Mart for like $15
Suction cups to the wall or ground nicely
You can guess where this went

I mostly have accepted it, internally. I don't announce it to the general public though. There's really no part of my mind that's at odds with the fact either. I'm comfortable with it.

Most likely not, but he'd likely develop other attractions of some kind.

those bumps tho

When I was around 9 or 10 I went the this daycare after school. This one chad kid, named Kevin, really disliked me. He would always make sure to beat me at everything. While at the park with the daycare, we both had to go to the bathroom. While in the bathroom he asked me if I had any peepee hair, I showed him that I didn't and he showed me that he did. He told me that his hair tasted salty, and that I had to try it. So being the kid that I was, I did. Eventually I ended up sucking him off, really wasn't that bad of an experience.

whOOPS wrong thred lel

lol

>controller up anus
Ouch

Not really up, that's the wrong word. Pushed firmly into.

Was only the handle right

It seems pretty intentional
Just buy it with a cart full of other bathroom stuff and ordinary groceries if you're too embarrassed to buy one
Thats what I did

All 3 handled at once

I took my best friend's cock in my ass
I have also given him many blowjobs and to a few other guys too.
No homo

>be 14
>accidentally saw gay porn while jerking it, got curious
>best friend since we were 3, call him "x"
>at his house to play some halo
>hes whooping my ass
>he snipes me from across the fucking map
>game ends
>i didnt get a single fucking kill
>he turns to me and says "get fucking shat on! Suck my fucking dick, motherfucker!"
cont?

Right.

>accidentally saw gay porn
How do you accidentally see something? You see it or you don't. Light hitting your retina is not an accident unless you're a welder.

cont. please

Sometimes you accidentally stumble upon stuff, don't act like it hasn't happened to you
>i suck his dick
>he cums in my mouth
>weve been together since then

When I see gay porn, it is entirely intentional.

I'm sure it wasn't the first time

when i was 15 i molested a friend that passed out at my place

can i ask the reason they passed out

...

weed, booze. puked everywhere then passed out on the bed.

> Be me
> at sleepover with highschool friends
> like 6 guys
> it's 3 am
> decide we should sleep
> friend puts on hentai on the pc
> no one puts up the effort to turn it off
> 4 guys in one bed and 2 on the floor
> laying next to my pal Luis he cuddles me from behind
> it's chill were not gay
> fall asleep with hentai still playing
> wake up 8 am, it's hot as hell
> others begin to wake up
> has morning wood
> fuck

His age at the time? (Assuming it was a "he"). What exactly did you do to/with him?

i have that exact one in that exact color and bought + use it for that exact purpose.

It was a he, but looked feminine. Mustve been around 14-15.

First, I nudged him a bit to see if he would wake up. Ran my hands around his body. Then pulled down the zipper of his jeans and touched his dick through his underwear. When he still didnt react. I unbuttoned his jeans and kept on playing with his dick till it got hard.

In a relationship with a chick, started talking to this petite long haired girly boy on the side. Actually pulled it off really well. Drank a few (not that it mattered, I just wanted to loosen up a bit to get more comfortable) and ended up putting it in his butt. Gf doesn't know, but honestly, I'd probably do it again, he knew how to ride.

Not only could you also unclog toilet with it..you could do both at the SAME time

Got really freaked at this point as another friend was passed out on the same bed. I built my courage and shoved my hands inside his underwear. Ran my hands through his pubes and they jerked his dick and played with his balls. He seemed completely out of it so I got a little bolder. I pulled his undies down as far as I could and jerked him off until he came on my hand. I cleaned but couldnt button his jeans, which he asked me about the morning after. I just feigned ignorance.

do you feel ashamed or any sort of way about it

...

I had this friend on internet.
We used to talk about girls and porn and hentai and stuff.
I tougth he was straight AF since he was so pervert about girls and he talked about sex a lot, sharing porn and hentai without a care in the world.
He liked to share his "techniques" for fapping and he gave me some tips about it

but one day he just said
"Can I see your bump?"
And I was like
The fuck dude...
and he just said,
Oh, I just wanna make sure you are fapping to that hentai I shared with you.

I didn't think about it too much and I showed it to him. It was inside my pants and all so it wasn't that big of a deal.

He didn't say anything about it and we kept talking like normal.

So, as time went on we got more and more curious about it. Specially him.
He asked for photos and he described me how he was doing his fap.
He showed me some pics of his cum and his dick too. Only two times actually.
Eventually he started to ask me to help him get undressed se he could fap.
(this was all chat roleplay tough)
And he eventually asked me to jerk him off.

And.. I did it. (only once)
I... liked it to be honest... it gave me a sensation of control over him.
I'm sure he liked it but he didn't mention it directly.

So, sometimes when he wanted to fap I would "undresshim" and he gave me permission to "look" and to touch him before he would go and fap alone.

One of those day I sucked him and he did suck me too. (only once each)

It was fun and exiting. I wouldn't minded if that became a custom. I roleplay jerk him off or licked him a little but...
one day he just said "I'm done with the internet. See ya"
Okay he didn't leave just like that but I'm sparing you the details.

I think he was just experimenting. He was curious. I liked him actually.

Now that he's gone I realize I just liked him. I didn't became totally gay since I can't imagine myself sucking or jerking off somebody else. I've always been girly anyway so... whatever.

So yeah. I did the gay.

I don't regret at all.

sounds nice

nah